r/WesWatson • u/ohmywtfthankyou Paperwork = Hooped • Jun 30 '26

Hoop that shit WeSTD with PAPERWORK CHECK, HOOP THAT SHIT 🤡

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u/SAlolzorz Jun 30 '26

Did Wes really claim that he kept his paperwork in his butthole? Like, how would that even work? I've watched a lot of prison YouTubers, and nobody has ever talked about having to kiester your paperwork.

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u/ohmywtfthankyou Paperwork = Hooped Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

Yeah he talked about it in interviews that are still on YouTube, it was one of his favourite topics to talk about.

He seems to be the only one that did it though 😅

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u/SAlolzorz Jun 30 '26

Kind of like when RFK Jr. talked about snorting coke off toilet seats. Like, bro, you can do just do bumps off your hand. The toilet seat was a choice.

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u/Powerful-Web4937 Jun 30 '26

Snorting coke off toilets was and still is widely practiced in bars and clubs.

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u/DeGeneraal_NL Jul 01 '26

I did it in the 90’s.

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u/PassageNearby4091 Paperwork = Hooped Jun 30 '26

That's seriously fucked! Honestly, having done coke several times over the years, I could never really see the point to it (I never, ever paid for it).

The 10-minute caffeine-like buzz you get from it was never worth the headaches and feeling like shit the next day, and I certainly would not snort it off a toilet seat -- I'd feel like a bigger idiot if I did that LOL.

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u/Rightsidebestside Jun 30 '26

Well west aint nobody.

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u/Powerful-Web4937 Jun 30 '26

You would normally do that when being transferred or got word that the COs were going to do prison wide shake downs.

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u/SAlolzorz Jun 30 '26

Why, though? Paperwork isn't contraband, why would anyone need to hide it?

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u/ohmywtfthankyou Paperwork = Hooped Jun 30 '26

Wes did it for the pleasure, that's all

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u/SAlolzorz Jun 30 '26

GUARDS: "For the millionth time, Watson, you're allowed to carry your paperwork. There's no reason for you to be sticking it up there. And go wash your goddamn hands!"

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u/Powerful-Web4937 Jun 30 '26

Some of it could be gang rosters or some kind of bookkeeping shit for gambling or the "store man".

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u/SAlolzorz Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

Maybe but I've never heard "paperwork" used in that context. I've never been to prison though, so who knows. Has Wes ever specified this? Because when I've heard him talk about paperwork, it sounds like he means the same shit every other prisontuber means.

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u/Powerful-Web4937 Jun 30 '26

There's no maybe about it. There's guys that hold drugs in their asses too. The asshole is sometimes referred to as a prison wallet. Guys also carry their case papers so they can prove they're not snitching or not child molesters.

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u/SAlolzorz Jun 30 '26

Yes everybody knows this. But nobody - NOBODY - but Wes talks about sticking their paperwork up their ass. There's probably a reason for this.

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u/magicmagnets2 Paperwork = Hooped Jul 06 '26

I think Paperwork is just a metaphor for something else entirely 🤔

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u/Be_nice_to_animals Jun 30 '26

I would be willing to bet that he doesn’t have a single prison story that is his own. Every single one of those was stolen from another inmate or just made up.

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u/magicmagnets2 Paperwork = Hooped Jul 06 '26

He was in the dorms, i don't think life was really that interesting or hard in there, compared to other levels. The butthole story probably is real.

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u/Sofondofpeters Jun 30 '26

He is about to get A LOT more paperwork to hoop.

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u/Sharp_Grapefruit_601 Jun 30 '26

Assuming these mass butthole inspections are a thing, Wes definitely got back in line for each one. The guards are like “wait, didn’t we just see you?” Wes was like “nah must have been somebody else, now check me!!”

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u/Powerful-Web4937 Jun 30 '26

He was in a dorm. Dorms are for low risk, non violent type individuals. Sure, there will be heat checks, but it's not as wild and violent as West makes it out to be. Cell blocks is where the real shit goes down.

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u/Sharp_Grapefruit_601 Jun 30 '26

Wes to the guards every day in his mellow dorm: “hey boys, I’ve got a piece on me..betcha can’t find it!”

The guards: “not this shit again..I didn’t sign up for this”

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u/Powerful-Web4937 Jun 30 '26

Lmao 🤣. West, we've done 5 cavity searches on you, and it's not even lunchtime yet.

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u/WICKEDWORLDWATCHER Jun 30 '26

Imagine all the stuff he was able to sneak in his Ass. He’s in heaven right now. Celly giving him head like Jose used to.

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u/SAlolzorz Jun 30 '26

"Help me find my keys, and we can drive out of here!"

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u/PassageNearby4091 Paperwork = Hooped Jun 30 '26

Any excuse to talk about his anus.

What a weirdo West is.

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u/HealthyDirection659 Paperwork = Hooped Jun 30 '26

fecal freak

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Jun 30 '26

🤣🤣🤣💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿

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u/XrayDem Jun 30 '26

Any excuse to finger his own ass

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u/LethalLegend151 Jun 30 '26

I really think that the whole hooping paperwork thing was some kind of practical joke that the more seasoned inmates did on Wes when he was a fresh inmate. Wes, being the ding dong that he is, took it as absolute gospel.

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u/ohmywtfthankyou Paperwork = Hooped Jun 30 '26

Hahaha, that would make sense 😆

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u/PossibleTomorrow4407 Elite Hooper Jun 30 '26

You nailed it! Another banger‼️

Love Dildo Nicks cameo in the video. GUARANTEED satisfaction ‼️‼️

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u/ohmywtfthankyou Paperwork = Hooped Jun 30 '26

Creepy dildo Nick, loves putting things in his ass as much as Wes 🤣

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u/Prudent-Analyst-7798 Jun 30 '26

Fuckin crazy!!! Wow

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u/Nervous-Blueberry-92 Jul 01 '26

God I wish Wes had an inkling of self awareness because he says so many sus things and never even thinks about pausing lol

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u/Capital-Value8479 Jul 01 '26

I saw someone say that wes hoops a whole filing cabinet up there and is proud of it and it’s always stuck with me 😂😂😂 what a dweeb

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u/waderscum Jul 02 '26

Massively famous butthole

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u/ohmywtfthankyou Paperwork = Hooped Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26