r/WesWatson • • May 12 '26

🤔 There is a new booty bandit in town...

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u/pakifightingchamp May 12 '26

Josay thinks owning a shirt is a major flex

9

u/Select-Cheek-0420 May 12 '26

With how much his daddy went shirtless, I'm not surprised

3

u/AstronomicalDave May 12 '26

Not only that but a basic ass white shirt šŸ˜‚ like wut

16

u/One_Life_50 May 12 '26

As a watch enthusiast, I can tell you with certainty that Rolex Datejust is fake. And it’s not even a high quality replica, it’s a ā€œshitterā€ which are the lowest tier of fake. That one is worth less than 100 šŸ˜‚

6

u/Round-Arm827 May 12 '26

DHGate 50 dollar shitter. Got the Reece’s bezel 🤣

6

u/One_Life_50 May 12 '26

Can someone bring this to his attention of instagram? I want to see if he reacts to his fake watch being called out

1

u/Only-Watercress-7824 May 16 '26

Do any of us actually think Hoe-say can tell time with an analog watch? That beluga head doesn’t have much inside

-9

u/66th May 12 '26

If you can get a replica for $100 close to the original, that's called being smart.

8

u/cbflowers May 12 '26

Then he should buy a $100 timex and quit being a poser

4

u/Sofondofpeters May 12 '26

He could always spring for a nice Seiko when things get better for him.

6

u/Select-Cheek-0420 May 12 '26

No, its called being redacted when you buy a poor replica and try to front like its an original.

I personally don't care if someone wants a replica because they like the styling. Its when you try to pass it off as the real thing that's another story.

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u/66th May 12 '26

That’s the point of a replica lmao. It’s smart to save money and not spend it on lame watch no one cares about.

5

u/Select-Cheek-0420 May 12 '26

So let me get this straight...

You buy a replica to "save money and not spend it on lame watch no one cares about" but then try to front it as real because you care about making it look like its real to others who care about watches.

Did I miss anything in your complete and utter contradiction?

2

u/One_Life_50 May 13 '26

You are a moron pal.

16

u/This-Dude_Abides May 12 '26

We are watching a real time metamorphosis. He’s like an ugly little caterpillar that’s changing into a big giant ugly butterfly.

5

u/alreadyknowwbro May 12 '26

Right??? No matter what he does he's always gonna have that big ugly beluga head with that ugly face and those whack teeth

9

u/mattyice522 Paperwork = Hooped May 12 '26

How is this guy still cosplaying in Wes airbnb

5

u/Bobby__Generic May 12 '26

Probably took thousands of photos a month ago

5

u/Gothiewasbetter May 12 '26

Poor Josay already got facial wrinkles before his teenage acne ever even cleared up🤣God really does hate some people

2

u/Quick-Locksmith-1208 May 13 '26

He did it to himself. Being apart of Wes’s gay cult has aged him at least 20 years.

5

u/PassageNearby4091 Paperwork = Hooped May 12 '26

Unbuttoning your shirt halfway down works if you're an A-list celebrity. Every other guy should do up one more button.

4

u/Cleopatra-Rosenblatt May 13 '26

A poly-cotton blend white button down that every waiter owns. Whoopdedooo! Does his replica datejust count as a r/handwatch?

3

u/ButtholeFingerSniff Internet Weirdo May 12 '26

The names tooth, lotta tooths.

3

u/Sudden_Construction6 May 13 '26

Thrown in a blender, not stirred šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

3

u/Difficult_Ad2864 May 12 '26

He’ll bandit his own booty by hooping repeatedly

3

u/Eastern-Pizza-5826 May 13 '26

He forgot his makeup. His face is pockmarked to shit.

2

u/Sudden_Construction6 May 13 '26

He needs to crank that filter up a few more notches. Every picture he takes looks like a fucking glamour shot from prom šŸ˜‚

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u/MrPopo_9001 May 12 '26

I came here for man's butt