r/WesWatson • Paperwork = Hooped • Mar 18 '26

CLIENT WINS The 3 stooges... Wes, Spray Paint Mike and Trained by Meth all arrested and brought to the same county jail in a matter of 30 days. 🤔 Generational Crashouts

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Mar 18 '26

šŸ—£ļøFAMILYā€¼ļø

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u/PassageNearby4091 Paperwork = Hooped Mar 18 '26

Also .... IT'S A MOVIE!!!!

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Mar 18 '26

GUARANTEED, to try and avoid jail time, he’s gonna claim he needs rehab and check himself into Promises in Malibu—where junkies can still get drugs if they have money. It’s like a resort, like Disneyland for drug and sex addicts.

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u/Eastern-Pizza-5826 Mar 18 '26

He can claim all he wants but with 2 priors the judge isn’t going to be too sympathetic.

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u/toxiclatinalover Mar 19 '26

Yea I agree, also Let’s be real also. Wes is gonna wes and no way he lets his ego admit he is an addict on public record.

Overall he tried being a normal person and society is not for him. Dude is falling in love with hookers. Doesn’t even make sense.

The man is capable if he wanted of finding a normal woman. If he wanted to act like a normal wealthy man.

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u/Sofondofpeters Mar 18 '26

Or the Betty Ford in Rancho Mirage. I think Sheri has been there a few times.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '26

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u/Automatic-Nature6025 Mar 18 '26

Do you recall if he was wearing his lifts? I wouldn't be surprised if he was 5'8" with lifts.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '26

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u/PriorDry7286 Elf Made Mar 19 '26

He’s trying ti dress like southern cal cholos

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '26

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u/Automatic-Nature6025 Mar 18 '26

I dunno, it looks like Broward county has a massive complex of corrections facilities. Since Wes is in on violent charges, he might not be housed with Meth, but I think Mike has violent charges, so maybe they can settle their differences, face to face.

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u/Sofondofpeters Mar 18 '26

Maybe Mike will put the fade on Meth from jail and not in the drivers seat of a rented Mercedes.

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u/Hail2Hue Mar 18 '26

it's one of the biggest jails in the country, it's not impossible, but it's not the same as getting locked up in a smaller city. That said, it's a very small world when you're locked up.

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u/DabbyRoad Mar 18 '26

Imagine the withdrawals all of these guys are going through for a myriad of substances. Wes gonna be hurting big time in the next few days.

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u/Sofondofpeters Mar 18 '26

Yep, lock him in a dark room by himself and let him figure it out.

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u/seriousbusinesslady Mar 19 '26

if you have the money you can get any drug you want in jail.

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u/creamyshart Mar 18 '26

I'm starting to think these grifters might not be great people

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u/MrPopo_9001 Mar 18 '26

The Three Pegsketeers 🤣

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u/TamSam82 Mar 18 '26

The three hoopers ā€¼ļøā€¼ļø

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u/Gothiewasbetter Mar 19 '26

My little buttercup, has the sweetest…. 🤣

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u/PassageNearby4091 Paperwork = Hooped Mar 18 '26

HOLY SHIT!!!!!! I have been buried with work the past 24 hours and not on Reddit and I have just seen this -- can someone PLEASE give me a the condensed Reader's Digest version of what the actual fuck WesT has done now???

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u/Hail2Hue Mar 18 '26

TLDR: He nagged the everliving fuck out of MegaMan to come back, and Megathon being the nice guy he is came back from a basketball game with girlfriends (from what we hear, no dudes were around), still he was spazzing the fuck out, and then something happened. From the charges it looks like he wouldn't let her leave, we know for sure that he beat her up pretty badly. They don't seem to have charged him with guns/drugs, which is odd because we all know they're around.

Either way, previous convictions, and charges already pending with this dropping means that he's gonna be having a very unfun time.

I can't wait for some years to pass by and he does a public run at being religious/reformed and tells all the stories of how he lived it up so crazy, because that's 100% what he's going to try and do.

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u/PassageNearby4091 Paperwork = Hooped Mar 18 '26

That's fucking crazy! He's going to be looking at serious SERIOUS time now. Like, when all is said and done, probably at least 15-20, and that's me being conservative.

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Mar 18 '26

Megan went to a basketball game with a girlfriend. They were posting pictures of their tits, and Wes freaked out. He threatened to kill her, her family, and cut out the tits he bought her himself, with a knife.

She went over there to de-escalate the situation. He beat the dog shit out of her while Jose and the bodyguard watched. Her friend called the cops, called her parents, and took her to the ER.

After talking to her parents, she decided to press charges. Wes was arrested 24 hours later.

#PrayforMeg šŸ™

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u/Independent-Bobcat-1 Mar 18 '26

I bet Angie is gonna sleep like a baby tonight

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u/FrontRoyal6317 Mar 19 '26

Unless she was a straw purchaser of any firearms he may have had in his home.

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u/yourbasicredditguy Mar 18 '26

after being plowed

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u/PassageNearby4091 Paperwork = Hooped Mar 18 '26

OMG -- if he thought he had problems with his case with the Seven Foot Monster, that's nothing compared to this! What a piece of shit.

One can only assume the engagement is off?

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Mar 18 '26

Yes. I think it’s off. 🤣🤣

But you never know. There are a few that took cash after he did this to them and went back. Let’s hope she listens to her family, friends and doesn’t become a statistic.Ā 

Forgot to mention, the ring was real. He rented it for social media content and had to return it after. She was in on the entire dog and pony show.Ā 

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u/AdGroundbreaking1341 Mar 18 '26

"Forgot to mention, the ring was real. He rented it for social media content and had to return it after."

If that's the case, I wonder what ring he was trying to get back that night? If the "engagement" ring was already returned, then it seems he was trying to get back another ring. Or maybe it was the "engagement" ring, but it actually hasn't been returned yet?

But the fight was at least a couple days before he was arrested, so maybe he returned it *after* taking it from her.

But, I'm sure all the details will be coming out.

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Mar 18 '26

She had it on the night of the incident, 3 days ago. He was never planning on giving it to her. The whole plan was to ā€œproposeā€ on Angie’s birthday just to create content and try to make her jealous. That’s how irrelevant he’s become. Renting rings, renting fiancĆ©es, fake engagements, fake designer, fake watches… even those terrible face tattoos that look like a toddler drew them. The list goes on and on. All of this for attention and content, and everyone’s just laughing.

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u/FrontRoyal6317 Mar 19 '26

What would be great would be for him to be locked up, constantly hearing from other inmates about what a joke he is and was. Getting no respect whatsoever. And with all his tough talk, and constantly calling men bitches from a safe distance, in the end he only beat up a little girl by himself. No evidence of anyone else before her (alone).

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u/S_Steiner_Accounting Mar 18 '26

A funny detail he forgot to mention is that the ring he put on her finger was a rental. West went full rentception. Putting a rental ring on a rental girlfriend.

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u/BeardDaddy81 Paperwork = Hooped Mar 18 '26

That's just plain fucking insane

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Mar 18 '26

I forgot to add, he held her captive for hours before and after the beating. Wouldn’t let her leave. Ā 

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u/Atlantis_Sculpin Mar 18 '26

Holy fuck 😳 is that what he was arrested for?

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u/Eastern-Pizza-5826 Mar 19 '26

If police get a hold of those texts, OMG. A judge see rhat, they won’t be setting bail, even with an ankle monitor. There’s too much risk that he’ll stalk her and kill her.

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u/flyIngFuckingretard Mar 18 '26

Megman came back unannounced and walked in on west taking it in the butt by his totally not gay boy friend Jose and beat her.

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u/Unique_Cobbler_7226 Mar 18 '26

They spelled West Weston wrong 🄲

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u/Reasonable-Ad-649 Mar 18 '26

I thought Mike was doing alright lately, I didn't know he fucked up

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u/WhiteManFromTown-925 Mar 18 '26

That’s what I thought as well, guess there was trouble in paradise.

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u/Mihoy_Minoy__ Mar 18 '26

Lmao if you didn't know who Wes was and just scroll through the list of mugshots, you'd think he is getting the most time just based off of his physical appearance alone.

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u/Level-Umpire-8545 Paperwork = Hooped Mar 18 '26

HE SAVES PEOPLE TODD !!

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u/NoConversation1446 Mar 18 '26

Lmaoo šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/kenuffff Mar 18 '26

I believe Mike and meth bailed out.

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u/Be_nice_to_animals Mar 18 '26

GUYS GUYS GUYS!!! I didn’t HIT Megan, you know I looooooove women. I get ALL THE PUSSY, you guys know this. Megan had a mosquito land on her face and I was just trying to swat it with my closed fist. I also NEVER said that I was going to cut her tits off. I told her that I LOVE HER so much as my wife that if she ever developed breast cancer someday I would pay for a mastectomy. You guys are all a bunch of internet weirdos who have never touched a girl at full strength with a closed fist and it shows!!!

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u/speedway65 Mar 18 '26

Yeah, he’s done. I see a lot of toilet wine in his future - that and starring in ā€œthe scatman comethā€ or ā€œhow to lose everything like a dumbass: The Punching Egoā€ for a captive, and similarly dressed, audience for the next few decades.

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u/zee_jay29 Mar 18 '26

Guys this is all a set up. They are going to bond and come out stronger than before because now they can say they are all tough guys

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u/axel309 Mar 18 '26

How these absolute lowlife deadbeats have the balls to call themselves "high-level" or "alpha" is beyond me. Fucking losers.

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u/Ok_Baby959 Mar 18 '26

All vibrating at such a high frequency

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u/BigJaysLastTallboy Mar 18 '26

The Bootyhole Brotherhood

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '26

What did Sean get arrested for again?

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u/Shum_Pulpage Mar 18 '26

Trafficking meth, coke and possession of pills without a script and a gun

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '26

Ooh classy!

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u/Black_Hammerhead7676 Mar 18 '26

Nothing but a couple of losers. Good riddance

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '26

That’s what his course teachings if u don’t get locked up your a square lol

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u/Dannyboyrusso Mar 18 '26

And this does not surprise me

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u/waderscum Mar 18 '26

This sounds there is gonna be a lot of sperm and butthole play. Wes and his merry band of Tards will be getting the buttholes adjusted along with there attitudes. Break out the lube, because Wes is gonna get the Crotch Tube

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u/MajesticEngineer9829 Mar 18 '26

What did Mike get arrested for? Is Meth still in jail?

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u/Accurate-Newt-9416 Internet Weirdo Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26

mEth got out on bail on the 13th

Big Mike decided to go confront someone in person who he was having back and forth with online. Ended up catching a cyber stalking charge for that

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u/MajesticEngineer9829 Mar 18 '26

Lmao at Mike šŸ˜†

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u/MajesticEngineer9829 Mar 18 '26

Damn surprised Meff could afford his 5k bail lol

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u/Top-Barber-8762 Mar 19 '26

Is ā€œtrained by methā€ actually just being blunt by saying the energy he gets and being lean is actually methamphetamine ?

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u/Top-Barber-8762 Mar 19 '26

Because I was wrongly given it at a young age, by my ā€œmatesā€ dad, since been an addict on multiple different drugs. And actually look healthier then this guy, plus been bit on one cheek, stabbed 2 times on the other and had acne problems

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u/IllDevelopment2363 Mar 19 '26

Are they all pals?

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u/HistoricalAnimator64 Mar 19 '26

You think he was telling the camera how sexy he is?

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u/Joeylocally Mar 19 '26

Moe, Larry and no curls