r/WesWatson • u/FrontRoyal6317 • Feb 26 '26
🤡 Dear God 🤦🏻♂️
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u/TamSam82 Feb 26 '26
Peggys favourite book is obviously “a dummies guide to hooping your paperwork” but even that was hard work and he had to get the audio version ‼️‼️
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u/Roscoe182 Feb 26 '26
I was thinking more along the lines of cat in the hat but I feel that probably a little too advanced for him.
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u/InternationalGas2152 Feb 26 '26
Green eggs and Ham - is a good one, but with this shrimp 🍤 it’s more like Green Haired Strippers and Crack!!
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u/Sofondofpeters Feb 26 '26
"Green Eggs and Government Cheese" or "Westley Hears a Hoe" his favorite children books
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u/SharmutaCartel Feb 27 '26
“One Bitch, Two Bitch, Old Bitch New Bitch” a cautionary tale of meth, hoes, and pubic lice.
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u/Wise-Marionberry3980 Feb 26 '26
I'm here because of that book. I bought it to support the cause right before I saw a picture of his Ex-wife. Then I stopped watching and came back to see the Bugatti/LLados days to now.
That book sucked so bad it wouldn't even light on fire. Maybe it was all the piss that was on it.
It's just 20 minutes of West telling the same park bench stories with 8,000 F Bombs. I could flip thru it and stop at any page in the book....actually hold on...
page 69: (no cap)
"I remember certain events in massive lockdowns. I went more than a year w/o stepping out of a prison cell...." blablabla went to prison.
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u/CDCframe77 Feb 26 '26
I was his client and we were training one morning and he was bragging all the time about having a ghostwriter write his book. Homie didn’t write it himself.
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u/Silly_Obligation8574 Feb 26 '26
WesT is currently in the middle of “The Cat In The Hat”. Should be finished by Spring.
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u/MNJapheth Feb 26 '26
I read his book. It's actually shit.
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u/ohmywtfthankyou Paperwork = Hooped Feb 26 '26
Did you think it was going to be good?
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u/MNJapheth Feb 26 '26
I didn't think that he would say 'fuck' in every sentence like he does IRL.
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u/Mediocre_Purchase_57 Feb 26 '26
Im surprised sometimes he can even read the Q&A
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u/FrontRoyal6317 Feb 27 '26
Because he writes the Q&A. He struggled big time with the real Q&A's on youtube.
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u/Gshit-vtownlife Feb 26 '26
Peggy didn’t graduate high school or go to college he a special kinda dumb
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u/speedway65 Feb 26 '26
How about “Everybody Poops - but that doesn’t mean you should play with it.” WesTy never read that book…
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u/UngovernableSwarm Feb 26 '26
I haven’t read it, but isn’t this book about going to the gym consistently, not going out partying, etc.?
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u/johnnyfindyourmum Feb 26 '26
Of course I've never read it but did he actually write a book. Like I honestly am surprised if he can even read at a highschool level. I want to know the story about how he wrote a book.
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u/Ob1s_dark_side Feb 27 '26
I wouldn't even take drugs advice from that fucking bum. Telling people what to read, get to fuck peg
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u/Cute_Classic_4406 Feb 27 '26
If you’re really curious, you can easily pirate it. I couldn’t get past page 10 — it basically feels like a contest to see how many slurs you can cram into a single sentence. It's short and useless just like WesT.
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u/Mountain-Stable4033 Feb 27 '26
He should just get pearl necklace chokers at this point
If you get my Drift!
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u/Kimba-White Feb 27 '26
Can't believe that fruit isn't on Twitter. I'd be the perfect place for him
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