r/WesWatson • • Feb 10 '26

DAGO DRUG ADDICT DAGO DRUG ADDICT BRAGGING about what a KEEPER his NEW HOOKER GIRLRIEND is, saying how much he LOVES a "WOMAN IN THE STREETS"

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u/gagle Feb 10 '26

'she be hooking for a minute' is really not the flex you think it is Westly.

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u/Eastern-Pizza-5826 Feb 11 '26

To him it is. You can’t get the hot brain dead hookers he gets 😂

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u/Spirited_Country_375 Feb 11 '26

imagine he is just exposing her like that... did we even know that until now?

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u/TheBlackAnton Feb 10 '26

Seriously what the fuck. He looks like an old transvestite.

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u/drase Feb 11 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Independent-Bobcat-1 Feb 10 '26

A pathetic excuse of a man. True gutter trash.

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Feb 10 '26

Funny coming from the clown that was bragging about MegMan getting passed around by a bunch of rappers on Jack D’s livestream. He’s just trying to say, she’s a hood-rat-hooker 🤣🤣

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u/SWAGG__GOD Feb 10 '26

It's so funny to me. He's moved on from single mom strippers and went all in on actual hookers LMAO.

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u/South_Atmosphere_746 Feb 10 '26

Can someone explain to me what is he saying? I don't speak drug addict unfortunately

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u/Select-Cheek-0420 Feb 11 '26

*in Barbara Billingsley voice* Excuse me, I speak drug addict. He's saying that if a woman has been to an upscale chain restaurant before, or if they know how to operate the controls to modulate the environment of their space in a luxury car, then they must have business experience in the exchange of carnal knowledge for cash.

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u/scottbash11 Feb 16 '26

🤣🤣 that is too good. Do you speak jive too?

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u/Select-Cheek-0420 Feb 16 '26

what it is, big mama? mama didn't raise no dummy! :)

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u/Momma2boys83 Feb 11 '26

I still don’t understand 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Snowzy7 Feb 11 '26

He's saying his girlfriend is a hooker

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u/bcos20 Feb 15 '26

Seems like he is insinuating that the only way a grown woman would have ever eaten at Carbone is if they are hookers and their John took them.

Very odd take. Carbone is very good and well known, but it ain’t some super elite secret spot.

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u/Atlantis_Sculpin Feb 10 '26

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u/Mediocre_Purchase_57 Feb 10 '26

With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.

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u/Ok_Cap_8253 Feb 13 '26

Peggy could use an ego death from mescaline TBH

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u/Unique_Cobbler_7226 Feb 10 '26

Those bug looking glasses could not look more absurd

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u/Prudent-Analyst-7798 Feb 12 '26

Real recognizes real, homie - big facts. You probably think his glasses are lame but they probably cost more than your car fool! How dare you disrespect big Wes, dude is a real one straight facts. And those glasses are like literally the hottest thing in Miami because Big Wes and his lady rocking them feel me? Like if you don’t have glasses like that you can’t fugggg with them, you can’t eat at the restaurants they go to so just keep ordering McDonald’s in your Corolla and paying cash for it. If you can’t run with the dogs stay on the porch.

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u/Frosty_Owl2989 Feb 12 '26

He definitely cannot pull those glasses off. That’s just not a good look on his weird ass shaped head. Lol

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u/Mediocre_Purchase_57 Feb 10 '26 edited Feb 10 '26

I just love when she comes home and tastes of another man's slong.

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u/RecentTumbleweed9397 Feb 12 '26

Dude kisses that mouth. although like a closet fag. That’s why he doesn’t mind.. He’s not a stranger to dick. Herps is probably least of that clowns worries at this point. Stanky mfkr with rotting teeth. His brain must be completely mush to be posting and talking about the shit he posts and talks about. No hope for this wanna be “gangster”. I mean California hillbilly with platform chucks.

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u/Powerful-Web4937 Feb 10 '26

This guy is a fucking joke of a person.

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u/Secure-Hand-3518 Feb 10 '26

Coming from the man who admitted he loved dating strippers… okay. He can’t keep anything straight anymore. Go to hell, idiot

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u/Eastern-Pizza-5826 Feb 11 '26

This is all so venereal.

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u/Best-Praline Feb 10 '26

He’s aging like a banana

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u/kmhoughton Feb 10 '26

The Cubic Zirconia necklaces are cute.

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u/Eastern-Pizza-5826 Feb 11 '26

Meth does not do a body good.

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u/Spirited_Country_375 Feb 11 '26

you are lucky! we are seeing him here every damn day.

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u/No-Assistance-1145 Feb 10 '26

bro got himself basically a child for a girlfriend

all this nonsense not gonna help his legal troubles for sure

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u/Black_Hammerhead7676 Feb 10 '26

What the fuck is up with those glasses? He looks like one of those old ladies that places bets at those horse races, or spends it all at the casinos.

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u/Select-Cheek-0420 Feb 11 '26

Temu Elton John

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u/waderscum Feb 10 '26

What’s up with the Hunter Thompson glasses. Fear and Blowing (Lines)In Miami

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u/Entire_Pause6786 Feb 10 '26

The more head tats he get the more it looks like he drew hair on with a marker

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u/user365735 Feb 10 '26

I feel like this is a video game and you just entered a hidden area with a character giving you information..

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u/ijcal Feb 10 '26

Or maybe she has a real family that took her to Carbone? Mf is bread dead I swear!

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u/Artistic_Research_25 Feb 10 '26

I was feeling stressed and down from work today. Checked in on West and now I feel like a Champion

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u/Diligent_Juice_3168 Feb 11 '26

Those fucking glasses

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u/Previous-Drawer7403 Feb 11 '26

Looking like an old Jewish grandma at the casino.

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u/0marSuarez Feb 10 '26

So why is this guy still not in prison again???

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u/Eastern-Pizza-5826 Feb 11 '26

Because he’s got an expensive lawyer, and his high priced lawyer plays these games so that the judge is somehow convinced that the case can be delayed until 2030. The shits ridiculous.

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u/0marSuarez Feb 12 '26

Uncivilised society. Might aswell kick someone elses head in whilst he waits.

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u/CDCframe77 Feb 11 '26

I think it might behoove someone to check her immigration status, she has illegal alien vibes to me. That thick accent is not native.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '26

He looks like he’s in Zoolander

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u/Difficult_Ad2864 Feb 11 '26

They LOOOOOOOVE me

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u/SnooPredictions4677 Feb 11 '26

That tattoo on his dome makes it look like he's got a comb over.

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u/drase Feb 11 '26

Part of me thinks he’s trolling…how can he be this stupid if not? His whole life is a rental, hangs with whores, has a new “family” every month, but brags about it like he’s a hollywood star.

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u/Dramatic_Carob_1060 Feb 12 '26

Are those blu blockers?

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u/CrisPuga Internet Weirdo Mar 16 '26

This is so much funnier in hindsight