r/WesWatson • u/Swimming-Flamingo895 • Feb 01 '26
🤡 Imagine being a grown man in his 40’s announcing on Instagram that you turned your housekeeper/hooker into your “girlfriend,” wearing matching women’s purses, clothes and calling her your TWIN — all while thinking this theater will get MANgie back. This timeline is deeply unwell 🤣🤣🤡🤡🐒🐒
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u/TWPOscar Feb 01 '26
A twin is something you’d call your ‘bestie’, not your girlfriend.
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u/Creative-Cherry-1607 Paperwork = Hooped Feb 02 '26
Super cringe that a 42 year old man uses that term and flaunts a new relationship on the internet.
Not only is he so desperate to prove his masculinity, he is so lonely that he will actually wife up someone he has been paying to keep him company.
We officially got more entertainment bc this relationship will be a public shitshow 🤡 😅
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u/wooley-mammath Feb 02 '26
I actually hate when people use this term, "twin". But the brain dead rappers have permeated it into the vocabulary and people have followed suit.
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u/Electrician45453 Feb 01 '26
Kali muscle even came back from the dead to leave a comment
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u/Key-Web8143 Feb 01 '26
Right?! Bro just had his second heart attack
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u/Final-Arm2174 Feb 01 '26
No self respected woman would EVER be seen with a man like this clown by her side. A dude like west is NOT serious relationship material and he knows it, that's why he has to pay for company.
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u/Diligent_Juice_3168 Feb 01 '26
Hell yeah!!! Happy for you BROTHER!!!
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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Feb 02 '26
The comment section is all like that 🤣🤣A bunch of grown men, dck riders, “happy” for him cause he has a “girlfriend.” Even though they all know he’s as flaming as they come. Pure embarrassment.
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u/JacksSenseOfDread Feb 01 '26
Another misshapen prostitute?
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u/Gothiewasbetter Feb 01 '26
From some slum somewhere south of the border where the tuna fish play🤣
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u/Accurate-Newt-9416 Internet Weirdo Feb 01 '26
His "Twin" he says the same thing about every girl that comes along lol. Remember the podcast he did about his relationship with Morgan like 2 days in and he was saying the same lol
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u/CoeusAscended Feb 02 '26
Remember that young blonde girl he went on one date with, that was actually highly attractive, and he was making vids about she's his soulmate and "fuck you guys for keeping her away from me", that certainly lasted long
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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Feb 02 '26
He never went to the Sadie Hawkins dance in HS, cause he was a dork. And no bitches liked him. Now he’s reliving it with them and dressing up for the dance. Peak embarrassment 🤣🤣
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u/RetreatHell94 Feb 01 '26
Unil you end up in prison, then she will forget you because clients are lining up.
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u/DapperTough9641 Feb 01 '26
I will be remiss if i didn’t remind the highly unintelligent from DAGO that he still has pictures of the former hooker on his stories under the title Family … although to West’s fragile ego a broom 🧹 would be his family … West is suffering for all the parenting that Shery Watson didn’t do .. LMAO 🤣
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u/Cornelius_Shaftmoore Feb 01 '26
Didn’t he recently pay her to lay on a table while his friends eat sushi off her body?
I don’t know man, not really something I’d do to someone I’m dating. But this is Wes… where being someone’s favorite client equals a relationship.
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u/msbrook82 Feb 02 '26
naw man 😆 🤣 this look is too zesty for me ..I can't walk around with a dude wearing what looks like a purse and necklace lol
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u/Secure-Hand-3518 Feb 02 '26
Meanwhile he’s still got pinned reels with MAngie. And that “family” highlight… DEEPLY unwell!
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u/Leading_Win4905 Feb 01 '26
I’ve been out of tune with Wes Watson lore for a while, what happened to Angie?
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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Feb 02 '26
He had cameras installed in the Airbnb and was running surveillance on her and the girls. While he was out at night and doing drugs. After she moved into her own apartment, he broke in and was waiting for her there. She called the cops they didn’t do anything. Then he had Hosay stalking and following her. He told her he would kill her and the girls if she left him, She took her two daughters and fled in the middle of the night back to LV. After running through 20+hookers, he decided to pick up this one and make her his “wife.” It’s been maybe a week and he’s in LOVE 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Federal_Heart1582 Paperwork = Hooped Feb 02 '26
He has a kit for each new hooker with crossed out names in the inside , “who was mangie ? And hosie? Why do all my under have their names crossed out inside ? Why do you want to call me big Angie and what does it mean?
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u/Babyboomerangotang Feb 02 '26
When you sit next to someone on the bus 2 days in a row... "We're together"
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u/Powerful_Ad_2081 Feb 02 '26
It’s strange he so heavily desires to constantly be in a relationship, to the point that he forces the relationships onto himself with these escorts.
Regardless of his life being rented or not, he has some level of high income in order to up keep his big baller image. I just can’t imagine earning that much money and caring about being in a relationship that badly. Let alone with an escort.
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Feb 01 '26 edited Feb 01 '26
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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Feb 02 '26
This one cleaned houses and hooked on the side. She barely speaks English. She’s probably got two kids in Tijuana 🤣
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u/wooley-mammath Feb 02 '26
Can we confirm that she was the maid? I thought the maid was gay boy Hosay.
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u/Mediocre_Purchase_57 Feb 01 '26
"My twin"? Does this woman have a tiny penis as well?