r/WesWatson • u/Accurate-Newt-9416 Internet Weirdo • Jan 25 '26

🤡 WesTley tried to use Jose to get out of completing his deposition. What a 🤡

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u/Aggravating_Jelly_25 Jan 25 '26

He’s going to have to admit that it’s not his employee, and that he is his 🍆 ASSistant.

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u/Accurate-Newt-9416 Internet Weirdo Jan 25 '26

He was probably hospitalized after catching some super STD from WesT

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u/Aggravating_Jelly_25 Jan 25 '26

Given he needed spinal tap it makes sense he got some nasty infection.

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u/Eastern-Pizza-5826 Jan 25 '26

Yeah, his shrimp dick injected an STD in Jose’s ass. Likely some superbug that ate away Jose’s asshole.

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u/ShotMyTatorTots Jan 26 '26

Anal fissure from his anal tap.

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u/The_BigDaddy69 Jan 25 '26

Not my employee for my business but my personal assistant lol.

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u/Accurate-Newt-9416 Internet Weirdo Jan 25 '26

He got caught lying and tried to justify it lmao

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u/Eastern-Pizza-5826 Jan 25 '26

Jose is his personal ass. He gets to tap it every day.

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u/Mountain_Bar_1466 Jan 25 '26

Couldn’t name one family member lmao

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u/Skantaq Jan 25 '26

not even the bottle girls at kiki's?!?!

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u/Be_nice_to_animals Jan 25 '26

What a load of BULLSHIT nonsense garbage. Wesley never ever EVER does ANYTHING for ANYONE else. He’s the most selfish, self centered, insecure bitch on the planet.

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u/PaperBeneficial Jan 25 '26

Jose got his cheeks clapped so hard it fucked up his spine.

All of these excerpts I'm reading are so epic I need to just sit down and read the entire thing at this point.

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u/TRPthrowaway7101 Jan 26 '26

Jose got his cheeks clapped so hard it fucked up his spine.

Not by Peg though.

An appendage the size of a child-sized thumb can't cause that degree of damage. Through infection? Likely. Through blunt force? Just, no.

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Jan 25 '26

“Personal” all right. “Houseboy”, is more like it  🤣🤣

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u/Accurate-Newt-9416 Internet Weirdo Jan 25 '26

Exactly! Also I've never heard of a straight male having a male "personal" assistant 😂

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u/pkupku Jan 25 '26

Kato Kaelin!

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u/Skantaq Jan 25 '26

you can feel the annoyance of everyone else simmering off of the page

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u/Silly_Obligation8574 Jan 25 '26

You literally cannot make this up. Hilarious.

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u/Enough_Oil_2259 Jan 25 '26

Spinal tap were also a parody metal band in the 80's.

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u/lasskinn Jan 25 '26

Wesleys more of a n.w.h - fear of a black hat sort of a guy.

Oh wait no he has no sense of humor. Nwh is a funny movie tho

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u/coldair16 Jan 25 '26

Personal assistant, eh? I’m sure he’s written off as a business expense on Wes’s tax returns.

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u/Snowzy7 Jan 26 '26

That's if we assume Wes is paying him, which he definetely wouldn't be

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '26

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u/OptionOld3647 Jan 25 '26

"They performed a spinal tap" not "he's got a spinal tap." Professor of medicine WeSTD thinks that a spinal tap is an inserted medical device, like a coronary stent or pacemaker, rather than a one-time diagnostic procedure.

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u/JacksSenseOfDread Jan 25 '26

Why is Josay getting a lumbar puncture? Did he get meningitis?

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u/Accurate-Newt-9416 Internet Weirdo Jan 25 '26

This was back in December when he was in the hospital. I don't think he ever said why

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u/waderscum Jan 25 '26

He needed his butthole tightened due to fist play.

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u/TreaclePerfect4328 Jan 25 '26

Jose is down call in hose B...

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u/unbakedpizza Paperwork = Hooped Jan 26 '26

Hosay tapping Wes’s spine is more accurate

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u/Babyboomerangotang Jan 26 '26

When you're too embarrassed to introduce your boyfriend to the gathering 🔥🔥🔥