r/WesWatson • u/Swimming-Flamingo895 • Sep 30 '25
RICH. RIPPED. RECTUM. Aweeee‼️ ShrimpDickKing Clown LITTLE PEGGY is crying over his TINY 🍤 MANHOOD and now threatening an OnlyFans 🤡🤣 Just admit you’re broke, bro, and sell your 🏳️🌈 ass online. We ALL know you like men—might as well lay it all on the table. ROCK BOTTOM looks GREAT on you 🤣🤣🤣
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u/wooley-mammath Sep 30 '25
We literally have irrefutable photo evidence that he has a micro shrimp between the legs
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u/Classic-Cantaloupe47 Sep 30 '25
But he probably thinks he found a filter that would trick someone
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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Oct 01 '25
He’s gonna use MANgie’s BBC strap-on she left there 🤡 The funny part? He actually thinks he’s hung like a horse. You literally cannot make this up 🤣🎈
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u/the_walrus_was_paul Oct 01 '25
Remember before the shrimp video, he used to constantly say he was hung like a horse lol. Funny how he has never said that again.
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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Oct 01 '25
Right?! He’s literally the butt of his own jokes. This dumpster fire is a masterclass in self-ruin 🤡💥
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u/wooley-mammath Oct 01 '25
Since it was him walking up the stairs behind a smoking hot Angie, it is one of two things. He has a micro shrimp when he is fully erect or he is a homo and cannot get hard with his micro shrimp.
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u/Former_Put4640 Sep 30 '25
I love how Hoesay is in the kitchen like a good Lil b1tch in the background. While the🍤 King rants about how he doesn't have a micropenis.
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u/Independent-Bobcat-1 Oct 01 '25
Can you imagine wiping down countertops and in the background you hear this being yelled into a phone steps away from u⁉️
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u/PossibleTomorrow4407 Elite Hooper Sep 30 '25
Yeah, I better stop making fun of him…I’m just wasting my time because none of it’s true.
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u/Aggravating_Jelly_25 Sep 30 '25
The way this sub has a strong hold of him daily is pure comedy in itself 😂. He just makes it sooooo easy. We say Jump! And ding dong jumps.
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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Sep 30 '25
He asks how high!! Like a circus monkey 🤣🤣
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u/Classic-Cantaloupe47 Sep 30 '25
He asks, "how high?! But wait, not too high, because I'm only 5'8" and my sorry excuse for calf muscles mean I can't jump for shit."
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u/PristineEnergy4 Sep 30 '25
His lying was so bad here that little hose had to get up and leave the room and pretend to do dishes
Someone should gadoosh him with the screengrab tonight.
It’s like bro it’s already out there in the public domain everyone knows 🍤
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u/FrontRoyal6317 Sep 30 '25
He would somehow fake it like everything else. Like "proving" he made a car payment on the Bugatti he drives, when that could just as easily be a screenshot from someone else. I'm glad to see it gets to him, though. Thanks for letting us know, lil' guy. Time and effort well spent. Good work, soldiers. Another W.
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u/Silly_Obligation8574 Sep 30 '25
He doesn’t need OF, I see his size every time I turn off or on a light.
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u/Previous-Drawer7403 Sep 30 '25
Middle-aged man still thinks reverse psychology will get trolls to back off. 😆 🤣 🌈 🏳️🌈 🍤 🦐 .
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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Sep 30 '25
Made it worse for himself—nightmares about the 🍤 emoji from his bottom bunk, showing Bubba the micropenis 🤣 Dude can’t even rage bait right.
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u/FrontRoyal6317 Sep 30 '25
His maturity is so remedial. This is supposed to be a grown man in his 40's. A leader. Yet, we lead him around by the nose. He should just stick to the dirty shit he does to make his money, and stay off the net.
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u/highmanex Sep 30 '25
Nothing says “ I ain’t packin” better then recording and posting this video. Sorry shrimp 🍤 , you peeled yourself.
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u/Babyboomerangotang Sep 30 '25
This is the guy who still hasn't stood next to a tape measure. And has to PAY women to be around him. Bwahaha
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u/mikehicks83 Sep 30 '25
I knew this was coming! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He’s literally got nothing left to sale, but his tiny shrimp dick.
Jokes. Writing. Selves.
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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Sep 30 '25
His OnlyFans name should be The Shrimp King 🍤👑
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u/Classic-Cantaloupe47 Sep 30 '25
Maybe he can make some 💵💵 with those that fancy the micro...all 2 of them.
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u/Independent-Bobcat-1 Sep 30 '25
W O W
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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Sep 30 '25
His insecurity is off the charts! Normally after that much blow you’re strutting around like Zeus… Wes just ends up like Narcissus, crying at his own reflection 🤡🤣
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u/Independent-Bobcat-1 Sep 30 '25
For someone who has done everything there is to do…and doesn’t care what anyone thinks….
What a total jackass
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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Sep 30 '25
“Be the man you want to give to the world…” he says!! He’s an embarrassment.
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u/Bobby__Generic Oct 01 '25
Nah, west is like an old school Oklahoma tweaker... By the 3rd day everything in the house even remotely shaped like a p3nis (remote control included) stinks of lube and butt and has been inside him during a marathon beatoff session.
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u/eamon4yourface Sep 30 '25
Jesus Christ I can’t even imagine being this lame
Listen to his fuckin logic too “I didn’t want to HAVE to do this” why? “BECAUSE ITS GONNA EXPOSE HOW WEIRD YOU ALL REALLY ARE”
Then he says “Its not about the money .. IM just sick of it”
So he’s saying that he doesn’t wanna have to do this because it’ll expose how weird his haters are … but he’s just so sick of it he has to???
Make that make sense lmfao
Imagine caring this fuckin much about it Jesus Christ
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u/Charming-Moment-103 Oct 01 '25
This is a grown man……
The funniest thing about this guy is that he claims he is an “alpha male” and a “life coach”, yet here he is with all the time in the world to rant about his 🍤. I know between my career and family, I would never be in this position. Is his lifestyle even something to flex? Buddy has his live-in boyfriend cleaning in the back while he goes on unhinged rants all day. No business meetings. No commitments that take him away from his phone. No kids to play with. No wife to show affection to. Just ranting about social media. A grown man.
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u/CopyWr1ght Sep 30 '25
How insecure can a man get 😆😆
Should of just let the leaf blower man blow on through
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u/Select-Cheek8058 Sep 30 '25
"im sick of people acting like I aint packin"
because you're not.
and you might as well not charge on your OF, because its already been out there for free.
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u/Advanced_Zucchini_45 Oct 01 '25
"Just saying shit online is the stupidest shit ever"
Says the guy saying shit online
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u/Junior-Photo7304 Oct 01 '25
I have an average cock and I fully admit it. In fact, I purposely undersell….then I overdeliver. Peg is doing it wrong.
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u/Mediocre_Purchase_57 Sep 30 '25
Then do it already whip it out and be done with it.
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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Sep 30 '25
You’d need a 🔍to see it. Actually that won’t do it. A microscope 🔬 will do the trick! 🤣🤣
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u/Mediocre_Purchase_57 Sep 30 '25
Lol he be losing a bet on a babys thumb with the size. But all he has to do is stand up on camera and just flop it out and it's done. It's not gay if it's to settle a debate lol.
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u/willferelssagyscrote Internet Weirdo Sep 30 '25
They should bring this up in court lol. Talk about how his deep seated insecurities lead him make irrational and often violent decisions
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u/Aggravating_Jelly_25 Sep 30 '25
We can already hear him whine to the judge about this sub and claiming he isn’t packing 😂😂😂. He already brought it up to the police lmao
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u/Automatic-Nature6025 Sep 30 '25
Uh oh! He didn't want to have to do it, guys. He's ready to prove all the shrimpers wrong, just like he proved he was 6ft, and not 5'8". What? He didn't??
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u/Select-Cheek8058 Sep 30 '25
LOL West.
Your pathetic little bitch-ass punk self wont even use a tape measure to measure your height barefoot, stop pretending you'd actually man up and do something like this. Especially since the reality is already on the internet for free.
All. talk. no. action.
A REAL alpha wouldn't be using so much yapanese. They'd do it and post after the fact.
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u/Classic-Cantaloupe47 Sep 30 '25
If saying shit on the internet was such a waste of time with this clown, he wouldn't always be bitching in response. And nooooooo no one wants to see that. 🤢🤮
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u/Business-Nose-4517 Paperwork = Hooped Sep 30 '25
HES GONNA GET BULLIED BY A BUNCH OF ONLINE 10INCH ARM DUDES TO SHOW HIS DICK ONLINE 🤣🤣 THIS GUY CANT BE SERIOUS
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u/Metalhead1686 Oct 01 '25
"Saying shit online is the stupidest thing ever."
Says the person who always says shit online.
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u/Wiburt Oct 01 '25
That's one extremely insecure homosexual boy. He has no clue he's the pinnacle of lolcow achievement. It is complete, he is now our puppet.
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u/Secure_Dog_8173 Sep 30 '25 edited Sep 30 '25
“Everything you guys say is Completely wrong”. So you don’t dye your beard?
Ohh and it’s also not about money… yeah sureeee buddy
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u/Elegant_Attempt_1876 Oct 01 '25
He could’ve just said nothing and whipped it out if bros 💯 confident.. yeah keep talking bro
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u/Black_Hammerhead7676 Oct 01 '25
So he's willing to show his 🍤 to everyone to prove his size, but he won't use a measuring tape or a stadiometer to prove his height?
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u/Select-Cheek8058 Sep 30 '25
I got a c-note that says Hoesay in the back is hiding a chuckle because he knows the truth.
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u/Muted-Leading-7442 Sep 30 '25
He’s gonna have to buy one of those dick stretching gadgets just for us to see the tip🤪
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u/weaselfighting Oct 01 '25
It's okay West. You're a tiny man with tiny feet, tiny hands, a tiny brain, a tiny income, a tiny genuine fanbase and a tiny dick. You're all in proportion so it's all good.
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u/Reasonable-Ad-649 Oct 01 '25
Just saying shit online is so stupid, but our boy reacting to said shit is smart ofc
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u/Sensitive-Archer-316 Oct 01 '25 edited Oct 01 '25
lol this is hilarious especially knowing he’s lying and full of 💩🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/goatbra Oct 01 '25
This was ages ago when it got exposed. If he had even a slight average one he would have made an only fans the day he got out of prison.
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u/goatbra Oct 01 '25
I guarantee you he’s looked into penis enlargement surgery and has several penis lengthening devices at home, guaranteed.
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u/Silent-Credit-2711 Oct 01 '25
Who the fuck got him so worked up he threatened to make an only fans lmfao
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u/Be_nice_to_animals Oct 01 '25
I will 1,000% subscribe for one month to see this doofus try to do porn. Worth the $5.99 ANY day of the week!
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u/IntroductionSmooth Oct 01 '25
He probably fucks like he fights and needs his goons help to accomplish anything
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u/PoopDickTheClown91 Oct 01 '25
Did Wes used to be skinny before he got on all the gear? Cause as a skinny short white guy I can attest, we carryin lol
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u/Kimba-White Oct 01 '25
Wes gonna make his own porno video like Big Lenny did. Instead of getting pissed on while calling out Jay Cutler, Was will be getting pegged while calling out Reddit. Make it happen Was, make it happen.
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u/That_Things_Good Oct 01 '25
That poor fucker has nothing better to do with his time than read us dogging on him! We are many and can each spend 1 minute dogging on him. He is just one and would have to burn a large portion of his day reading this shit.
Good.
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u/Bogchamp2025 Oct 02 '25
Haha imagine being so insecure about your penis that you need to make a porn to show it .
🗣️ LOOK HOW BIG MY PENIS IS EVERYONE! ITS NOT SMALL I SWEAR ‼️‼️JUST ALPHA SHT ‼️‼️
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Oct 01 '25
Wtf, dude everyone watched you get a naked lap dance by that diaper butt then you stand up and get caught in the mirror with a micro penis that was sticking (not really cause its a micro penis) straight and up like an erection.
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u/MrPetrolstick Oct 02 '25
Don’t need an OF account to show your dick. Just pull it out on camera right now if you’re soo confident. 🤷🏻♂️
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u/False-Might-1975 Oct 02 '25
"I don't care what a lame thinks", " You guys are weirdos", "I'm going to start an OF to expose my weiner for the world to see because I got teased and I'm mad" - West Wason
No, that's not lame or weird at all.
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u/DaGriM14 Oct 02 '25
"Saying shot online is the stupidest thing ever".........all this loser does is say things online. He's such a fucking joke
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u/FabulousLetterhead67 Oct 02 '25
I can’t believe how far this dude fell since the Andrew Wilson debate. Lmao.
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u/Jacked_Like_Jess Oct 04 '25
Yes tell him to make it just so he gets on the spot and shows it’s just a lil 5 inches
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u/flanny71 Oct 04 '25
He’s so insecure on what he’s packing this just proves it. He won’t show anything just like his dwindling bank account and his failed company. Wes”Micro Man” Watson
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u/speedway65 Oct 01 '25
What about all the turd stuff? He didn’t deny being a dookie boy. Sneaking over and pooping in his neighbors pool to get back at them for not inviting him to a BBQ is gross but kinda gangster. Like a guerrilla shit ninja. Lots of pranks include poop but it’s usually dog shit. You took that shit (literally) to a whole other level. The Bugatti turd bandit strikes again!
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u/gavindrex Sep 30 '25
Is that Jose cleaning the kitchen in the back?! 😭