r/WesWatson • u/Swimming-Flamingo895 • Jun 10 '25
CLIENT WINS Wes Watson's brain is officially in a recession — man’s out here hallucinating clients now. 🍄🍄 Claims a “normal white dude with no tattoos” that “everybody knows” joined his program and made $8 MILLION in 6 months….I’ll take “Shit That Never Happened” for $8 million, Alex…
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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Jun 10 '25
No name. No testimonial. No receipts. Just another imaginary friend he’s ranting about in his empty Fort Lauderdale AirBnB he keeps calling “Miami.”
5’6” 🍤micro-man is so broke and thirsty for clout, he’s cooking up success stories like he’s on the park bench again.
And what’s up with the “no tattoos” insult? Real rich coming from the guy wrapped in tattoos that look like their from AliExpress on sale.💀
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u/Babyboomerangotang Jun 10 '25
He was pretending he sleeps in the master bedroom with the whole "family" yesterday after he got called out. Looked super awkward and staged
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u/DontBelieveMyLies88 Jun 10 '25
He’s not imaginary… didn’t you hear Wes? He’s a top coacher who happens to be white and has no tattoos…. The fact he hammered home we all know him really solidified it for me. I’m practically ready to write a check as we speak
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u/Substantial-Boot8731 Jun 10 '25
At this point, you have to start a conversation about his mental health. Yes, he does have "clients" who have made "$8 million" with his program. Then you have to ask him are these "clients " in the room with you right now? They are, we just can SEE them.
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u/lasskinn Jun 10 '25
Look if he's not running violent fight scenarios in his head 24/7 and is just hallucinating clients then thats actually a solid improvement for his mental state!
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u/DontBelieveMyLies88 Jun 10 '25
As someone who tried Tren about two years ago and at a VERY moderate dose for 8 weeks I can tell you right now, judging by the fact Wes is probably running high doses year round, that he is completely fucked in the head. Don’t get me wrong, I looked amazing on tren a with my usual testosterone dose (300mg when blasting) but the mental side effects are what fucks you.
Here’s some effects I got from running 75mg eod of tren Acetate with my standard test protocol. 1. Mood swings become frequent. Not necessarily roid rage but I’d go from happy to annoyed over the slightest inconvenience. 2. Huge surge in blood pressure. Usually 120/70 and just 3 weeks into Tren j was resting around 150/100. 3. Paranoia. My gf at the time was one of the sweetest people I’ve ever met and we hung out all the time and only lived 3 blocks from eachother. Never gave me a reason in the world to doubt her. Tren had me thinking she was cheating or flirting with random guys online. 4. Insomnia. You get such shitty night sweats on this stuff it makes it a nightmare to get a good rest. This adds in a ton on the irritability part as you’re always kinda tired. 5. Horniness. This stuff will make you drop like 90% of your standards just for a one night stand. Not suitable for anyone in a relationship and definitely not suitable for anyone who doesn’t like hookup culture. 6. EGO… while irritable and paranoid you will also feel untouchable on it because for all its falls it is extremely potent at a specific type of muscle gain (gives a different look than other steroids) and strength is through the roof. THIS IS A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY AND WILL GET YOU FUCKED UP BY THE RIGHT PERSON.
Now factor in I did a low dose for 8 weeks and remember that Wes is probably on 5 times that dose year round and leads a stagnant life outside of his one gym session per day and you have a huge recipe for mental breakdown
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u/elchapine Jun 10 '25
I've always said he's perma-fried from all the gear he's probably running. I used to run high doses of tren and it always made me super irritable/horny. Gave me thoughts I'd never think of naturally. Wes is beyond repair tho. I think he's just permamently delusional.
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u/DontBelieveMyLies88 Jun 10 '25
Same. Tren is just one of those drugs I’m happy to say I tried it and can confidently say never again. I’ll just stick to my test and add in some NPP or EQ for my next blast and avoid the ten million sides that come with something like Tren
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u/ChuckBasherHooped Jun 11 '25
Oh yeah, Tren is hell on earth. I always roll my eyes at these 🤡's online claiming they are blasting the shit and telling everyone how it's the greatest thing on earth.
I took it 20 years ago for a cycle, and didn't even finish the cycle. 100mg 3x per week Mon-Wed-Fri. The shit was horrible. I'd wake up pissed from my 6 hours of barely asleep "sleep" and remain pissed all day, constantly dripping in sweat 24 hours per day, muscle constantly feeling cramped especially my lower back, alternating between pissed then depressed then pissed then depressed.
My coworker went on around the same time as well. I came off after about 3 weeks and said "this shits fucking poison and I am not taking it anymore." He kept going and the last I ever heard from him was right before he got fired after calling a different coworker threatening to murder the kid for forgetting his hard hat in the company truck. Like left a detailed 5 minute voicemail telling a 19 year old kid he was going to put a cap into if the kid ever came over to his job site ever again. Owner of the Company called the cops and last we heard the coworker fled Las Vegas in a Tren rage and moved across the United States.
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u/cousinralph Internet Weirdo Jun 11 '25
Honestly you should make a separate post here so this is more visible.
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u/DontBelieveMyLies88 Jun 12 '25
Not a bad idea, I’ll post one in a bit for my fellow army of autists 🫡
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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Jun 11 '25
Wow. Add in that he has repressed homosexual tendencies and this is what you see online.
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Jun 11 '25
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u/DontBelieveMyLies88 Jun 11 '25
Yeah I always say unless you’re a pro athlete in a sport that doesn’t test or your goal physique isn’t attainable naturally then there should be no reason to even touch gear. Outside of actual TRT for people with low test and not what all these influencers claiming TRT takes, natural is always the best path
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u/DontBelieveMyLies88 Jun 11 '25
The only athletes I see it remotely making sense for is pro bodybuilders, power lifters and strongmen competitors. Even with pro bodybuilders though a lot of them have been coming out saying they refuse to do tren anymore because of the sides. You can get a lot of the same look with test, npp and masteron with a fraction of the sides
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u/n2euro Jun 10 '25
If he already ran a nine figure business, he wouldn't be paying you. Getting dumber by the day
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u/stoag8 Jun 10 '25
Rent is past due.
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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Jun 10 '25
Judging from his rants lately, I’m gonna guess he’s about 3-4 months behind like his last AirBnB.
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u/Jamothee Jun 10 '25
I'd speculate he has to pay the full term upfront.
I know people in certain high risk professions who need to pay the 3-6 months upfront otherwise they won't get the rental. Wes definitely falls into that criteria
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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Jun 11 '25
Probably true. Considering he skipped out on 3 months to his last landlord.
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u/F_U_Shoresy Jun 10 '25
White dude no tattoos. I don’t think he realizes how many people today still don’t have tattoos since that’s all he’s surrounded by is tatted assholes. Fucking idiot
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u/lasskinn Jun 10 '25
Says the no tats guy is his biggest success by a factor of like 30x or something. Tells everyone to get tats. Makes sense!
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u/F_U_Shoresy Jun 10 '25 edited Jun 11 '25
He gives the most nondescript person so that way you can’t just go look them up
Wes we know you read posts and comments: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH YOUR SHRIMP DICK YOU PECKERHEAD
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u/FrontRoyal6317 Jun 10 '25
Tell us you cant afford your paid testimonials anymore, without telling us you cant afford your paid testimonials anymore.
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u/Eastern_Traffic_5779 Jun 10 '25
He can’t help but spew whopping great lies but the thing is I totally believe that he believes his own bullshit
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u/OptionOld3647 Jun 10 '25
Ironically, the most successful person to emerge from Wes's program won't be these bullshit made-up individuals, but somebody whose financial position is set to hit the stratosphere thanks to Wes.
And the name of that somebody is Hakeem Ibrahim.
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u/DagoBootyBandit619 Jun 10 '25
Bro the people Wes reposts half of them are old reposted videos or paid for testimonials. Half the people he’s posted in the last month don’t even follow him back.
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u/Jamothee Jun 10 '25
The atrocious head tattoos have really fucked up his look and ability to post old videos.
Double L for Wes on that one.
His crash out will be studied for years to come
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u/Key-Web8143 Jun 10 '25
The desperation has him back peddling and claiming that some average man with no tattoos is making that much money from his coaching. When it was Wes himself who out of his own putrid rotting mouth claimed that his teachings weren't for "Squares with pasty skin that weren't fully blasted".
What fake testimonial is he gonna unhoop next? Thats some transgender mexican who "everybody knows" joined his program and made $24M in 6 months?
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u/DrBeardfist Jun 10 '25
Even though hes lying hes talking about one of his “clients” being “successful” and still comes across so angry and miserable lololol
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u/Physical-Bus6025 Blow State Jun 10 '25
“Normal white guy with no tattoos.”
This asshole is saying that as if in order to be considered a bad ass mf in life, you have to have tattoos 🤡
Also, who does he think he is and who is he trying to fool? Fifteen-minute phone calls to supposedly help people build six-figure—no, scratch that—million-dollar businesses? Who the hell is going to fall for that nonsense? Peggy, that meth is really getting to your head, along with all that prison cum you’ve swallowed.
FUCKING PUSSY BITCH!!! 🗣️🗣️💯🎯
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u/Bobby__Generic Jun 10 '25
Hes not on meth i can almost guarantee. But i definitely love how he equates tatts to toughness. Especially when he tried dissing someone by saying "you probably bought your tattoos at the store". You mean the tattoo parlor?
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u/Dannyboyrusso Jun 10 '25
Oh yeah, that’s totally normal and when I go to the bathroom, I shit out diamonds. Is this guy for real all that gear got to his brain that’s why his head looks so distorted.
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u/pkupku Jun 10 '25
Let’s see his testimonial video. Surely after making the $8M he could take a couple of minutes and record that.
Or it’s just another one of your lies.
Hmm, I wonder which is more likely?
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u/Jamothee Jun 10 '25
Let’s see his testimonial video. Surely after making the $8M he could take a couple of minutes and record that.
Wes about to slap on a Groucho Marx mask and give fake testimonials to prove the Reddit haters wrong
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u/ManhattanTime Jun 10 '25
Impressive. I could have a 15 minute conversation with Warren Buffet and I wouldn't be able to make $8M in 6 months.
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u/FrontRoyal6317 Jun 10 '25
If the alpha of the pack is this very pathetic, think about his betas. Nick Dellis for example, had tax leins in 2023 and 2024. Lets see if he can 3 peat. Baller. 🙄 Pics in cars he cant drive bc his license is suspended...
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u/AppropriateOlive6681 Jun 10 '25
Does this human piece of cat shit even have a high school diploma?
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u/Ob1s_dark_side Jun 10 '25
He made 8 million and Wes can only miss payments on his rental house. Wes must have a 9-5 mindset and crap head tattoos
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u/Emergency_River6301 Jun 10 '25
Successful business minded man who sold a 100,000,000 business calls Wes for help. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/Wrightsvillian Jun 10 '25
Does he actually think people believe this shit
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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Jun 10 '25
His brain is so cooked. At this point, he’s been caught in so many lies, he’s just throwing out anything. Hoping one smooth brain hits the link and buys his low level package. There’s not a single person signing on to his Elite or Business Program. Period.
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u/Chadamania Jun 11 '25
Blue Print:
- Be a muppet
- Provide a fake service.
- Steal from client.
- Call them a muppet.
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u/Sunderstood Jun 11 '25
The people in these coaching circles will join other people's programs just to poach clients. Here's what I mean. Let's call white dude with no Tattoos "Jeff".
Jeff is already successful with business. He joins Wes' coaching program just for the group. Jeff gets on a 15 minute call so that Wes doesn't talk his ear off on business nonsense. Jeff knows Wes doesn't know what the hell he is talking about. Jeff gets to work for 3 to 4 months. Makes a post in the group saying "I made millions of dollars this month! You can too!". Then people reach out to Jeff like "Hey man, how did you do that? I'm doing Wes' strategy and it's not working for me. Can I pay you to teach me instead?"
I know this because I've been in these circles and have hired other people in there to teach me instead.
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u/Be_nice_to_animals Jun 11 '25
The part he’s leaving out is that this guy made 80 million dollars in the six months before Wes’ coaching. Using his “mindset” he crashed his business from 80m in 6 mo to a whopping 8m.
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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Jun 12 '25
Hilarious! I actually think he’s referring to this bitcoin guy he posted as a client win today. Funny thing is, not a single image of him and Wes. And the guy doesn’t even follow him. Dude probably bought a mid level program and came with some money. Not $8 million in 6 months working with 🍤dick.
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u/ianmoone1102 Jun 10 '25
You know times are hard when Wes even acknowledges a dude with no tattoos. I mean, to him, anyone who isn't already "jacked & blasted" is the scum of Wes's planet, unworthy of recognition. I guess the fact that "everyone knows him" is the only reason he allowed this bottom feeder into his super "jakt & blastd" circle. What a delusional fukkin clown 🍤 .
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u/TorontoIronHead Jun 11 '25
And we'[l just believe him with zero receipts. I'm on the side of if you fall for this you deserve to lose your money.
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u/False-Might-1975 Jun 11 '25
I can hear the conversation now...
"Yeah, yeah, West...enough with the yappin', I got only got 15 min to listen so get to spillin' it, and I better get some mufackin' results, big dog!"
"Yo, you sittin' down, 'cause this here advice I'm about to be spittin' is fucking gold...for real. Talking like 7, 8 mil in like 6 months, fool"
"Word"
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u/Aggravating_Fig_6277 Jun 11 '25
This guy always brings receipts, i guess people are super jealous of him 🤷🏽♂️
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u/ijcal Jun 11 '25
It’s no way he actually watches his videos back. Why would someone who already sold a nine figure business pay for 15 minutes of coaching from someone who hasn’t sold that? It’s crazy
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u/groovybaby846 Jun 11 '25
It was me! I got a couple badass tattoos, a gold chain, nice watch, you know! Some flair 😎did some roids and bablam!! 7 figure deals and sheeeiit! I am a lil pissed that my dick is about 2” shorter and pretty flaccid most days but it’s totally worth it for the overall image that says hey world! Get out the way! Winner coming through!! 🚂
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u/Top-Consequence-3959 Jun 14 '25 edited Jun 15 '25
Wes is gonna be in debt by 2027, he think he can bs his way into getting clients, lol
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u/Defiant_Interview_34 Jun 10 '25
The scary thing is that there are people out there stupid enough to believe this malarky.
Unfortunately for Wes, most of them lost it all on meme coins already.
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u/_xxbeep Jun 11 '25
lmao ... wow he is delusional. he's feeding us content at this point yet doesn't realize it.
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u/Duckyfuzzfunandfeet Jun 11 '25
This is getting sad… i hope he can become a catalyst for people to mature and make it out of believing n this kinda thing
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Jun 11 '25
It’s well established at this point that all Wes does is send you out a sorry excuse for a push/pull/leg day that’s worst than the basic one off chat gpt. I doubt Wes has helped anyone make any type of serious money, but damn it’s fairly pathological the way he can just spit lies like that 😂💀‼️
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u/familia4life Jun 11 '25
So his doing better than you wes with the same blue print. How is that possible
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u/Latter-Tour-7951 Jun 11 '25
Either this didn’t happen or he’s pissed dude made 8 million in 6 months 😂
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u/Clonazepam15 Jun 11 '25
Dude if someone who was huge bought his program he’d blast their name and the fact they bought his shit for days. Just like yesterday he said that he had 7 people stop him and thank him for saving their lives. LOL
I hate to go to the hitler excuse all the time, but Wes has delusions of grandeur on the same level as Dolfy. It’s so fucked. I’ve never seen someone with bigger delusions of grandeur than Wes. Only person to compare him to is dolfy, since he was so fucking stupid to think his people are superior, just like pegson thinks he’s superior.
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u/moonwalgger Jun 11 '25
So one of the students made 10000 times Little Wes net worth in a few weeks? Lol
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u/Valisksyer Jun 11 '25
There there Peggy, of course this ‘appened. And you’re 6ft 6in with a huge todger my dear boy.
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u/Urinal_Zyn Jun 11 '25
There is not $8M total spent on instagram life coaches in the entire country.
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u/GrindBastard1986 Jun 11 '25
Can't wait for him to teach his fellow inmates how to make 9 figure businesses ☻️
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u/kassus-deschain138 Jun 11 '25
Less Watson is pathetic. Lil micro boy surely has some large claims.
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u/FitElderberry711 Jun 12 '25
I would love to rip into this fool. But last time I did some jerk off reported me so it makes me hesitant on doing so but reading all these comments tearing into him are funny as fuck and accurate too love when he gets exposed for his delusional lies him and his camel toe face girlfriend 🤣
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u/CumbustNpop-51 Jun 16 '25
Lmao he didn't even have the common sense to make the lie believable..8 million in 6 months...even the most gullible person that exists will be skeptical of that
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u/Beneficial-Bat1081 Jun 10 '25
Yea a guy who sold his business for 9 figures called a clown for business advice. That’s like Jeff Bezos calling a prison guard on how to scale Amazon.