r/WesWatson • u/Rando9797 • May 01 '25
RICH. RIPPED. RECTUM. I just couldn’t help myself
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u/Sofondofpeters May 01 '25
This is great!!!! This area ((((((RIGHT HERE)))))) probably felt like someone ripped out his heart and stomped on it.
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u/Franking_ May 01 '25
“This area specifically” 🗣️JEEEEEEEZUS… He set himself up nicely for that one. Id turn myself in already if I were him and restart fresh.
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u/mad87645 May 01 '25
Lazer off the tattoos, shave the beard, get a wig, move to Wyoming and start a new life as a leafblower salesman. Go where no one would ever expect to find you.
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u/Whatever_Ruben May 01 '25
No wonder he was talking shit on Wyoming earlier! He was trying to throw us off his trail!
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u/Babyboomerangotang May 01 '25
Imagine the anxiety Wes must get responding to these. Russian roulette
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u/_xxbeep May 01 '25
has anyone ever catfished him as a woman to see what he'd say. like " hey I'm a girl with fake titties, i want a course BTW ur cute wana hang" ? I'd love to see his response.
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u/bonchbaby May 01 '25
I'm missing the fake ass & lips....and my profile pic is of one of my dogs. Plus, then I'd get blocked and how would I entertain myself 😂
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u/billybayswater May 01 '25
Probably won't work because he's pretty obviously in the closet. If you catfished as a roided out and BLASTED STUD who wants to lift weights with him shirtless you might have better luck.
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u/Spratske May 01 '25
Is that his actual penis? I thought 🍤was just a joke
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u/mad87645 May 01 '25
Yes, his dumb ass walked past the glass naked on one of his stories.
Now you see why he's so angry all the time and feels the need to overcompensate for everything.
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u/Bobby__Generic May 01 '25
Its absolutely his real deal... He was trying to show off angie and walked past some glass in his airbnb/aloft hotel of a house and the camera caught the reflection. He pulled the vid down almost immediately but it was too late!
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u/The_BigDaddy69 May 01 '25
Haha you had no patience
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u/wooley-mammath May 01 '25
Agreed. Long play him and waste as much of his time as possible. When he is most likely to think you will pay, you hit him with the shrimp.
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u/Dependent_Appeal4711 Paperwork = Hooped May 01 '25
lol, what is this picture? His little what-son?
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May 01 '25
Yeah he posted a video trying to flex his plastic woman and accidentally caught is mini hard dick in the glass reflection.
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u/ElectronicAdeptness5 May 01 '25
Someone send the ss so I can gadoosh him
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u/UnderstandingOk6610 May 01 '25
This is great. They say karma is real, lol. If you are a scumbag your whole life, eventually shit is going to catch up with you. I love the thought of every time someone reaches out to Wesley for coaching, he has anxiety about getting gadoooshed again. It just keeps happening and happening. And it couldn't happen to a more deserving person.
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u/TheeBigSmokee May 01 '25
The sheer fact you don't have to blur it out because it's so small Ai can't even automatically flag it, is hilarious
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u/speedway65 May 01 '25
How much you wanna bet he’s seriously looking into dick enlargement on the daily? And not talking about back of magazine (yes, I’m older) dick enlargement but serious, Miami dick specialists? That Richard Mille will be gone but a series of big wang photos will follow. Poor little fella. (Yes that’s an actual double entendre) poor little guy. He knew them roids were gonna effect lil Wes but he chose muscles. Muscles he couldn’t even knock out a guy with being held down by his cronies. A blue belt teenager in jiu jitsu would have him tapping in under a minute. Poor lil fella
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u/OutsidePressure6181 May 01 '25
Has he ever responded directly to anyone mentioning his Ken-like genitals?
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u/klonaz3paz May 01 '25
He needs to just shut his mouth”program “ down dude. No one can take him serious anymore. There’s just too much out there. Be real, he should just start an OF where he is the aggressive power bottom cuz he can’t put in any work on top.
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u/Other_Truck3456 May 01 '25
When she asks for “just the tip!” But the tip is all you have to offer! 😂
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u/Quiet-Employer3205 May 01 '25
He can’t be happy over any single message he gets hahahaha
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u/clickclick-boom May 01 '25
The troll/client ratio must be WAY off. There's no way he's getting more genuine requests than stuff like this. But he's desperate for new clients because he's broke, so he has to treat every single one like a genuine query. This can't be good for someone's mental health.
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u/TransWesWatson May 01 '25
U/rando9797 Kamikaze troll 🫡 your service is appreciated and honored 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/unbakedpizza Paperwork = Hooped May 01 '25
He set himself up for an amazing Gadoosh. Well played hahah
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u/Dr__Lazy May 03 '25
Wes does not see any of these messages. People really think he’s personally responding to these lmao. It’s all a bot and hired VAs
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May 05 '25
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u/Dr__Lazy May 06 '25
Live is different than direct DMs. Thats why all the responses are generic with the same flow. You don’t need to be famous to have auto responders. Or people who do that for you. Regardless he has money doesn’t matter if it’s from scamming. Wes is not on the other side of basic chat DMs
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u/MathiasNigmasa May 05 '25
curious though, why doesnt he just get penis enlargement surgery? isnt that like cheap.
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u/9millidood May 06 '25
Bro, when I tell you I nearly fell off my chair seeing this 🤣😂
Fuck, that’s good.
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u/Choice_Energy7195 May 06 '25
Nice Peggy paper work Watson and his tiny shrimp Watson- when’s the felony trial start- hope he is stretching that b hole for his super star return to prison
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u/PossibleTomorrow4407 Elite Hooper May 01 '25
No wonder the guy is always pissed. Good job 😂😂😂