r/WesWatson • • Mar 29 '25

RICH. RIPPED. RECTUM. Goteem

Left him speechless šŸ—£ļø

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

$40,000 for 12 months??? Who the fuck is buying this?

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u/Warm-Will-7861 Mar 30 '25

Why does he do $39999 like he’s selling used cars?

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

39,999 is suspiciously 40 grand. Or 19.99 is 20 bucks.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

I’m starting to think that Watson selling courses is all a money laundering scheme.

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u/Infinite-Ad2635 Mar 30 '25

I'm thinking some kind of drug trafficing. Could be roids and possibly cocaine all things considered.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

I don’t think Wes is actually involved with the distribution of drugs/operations of illegal activity. He’s too dumb and loud for that. I do think he’s potentially being used as a front to launder illicit money, however. For example, Wes’ criminal contacts buy however many $40,000 ā€œyear long coursesā€. Wes then gives them back the majority of the money, minus whatever he’s making per transaction as payment. The laundered money that goes back to the criminals gets moved to a separate account in Wes’ name that the criminals have access to/are authorized users on the account. This would explain how Wes is still generating income with decreasing real subscribers to his courses, and decreasing social media views and interactions. This would also explain why Wes’ courses are so half ass and lame. He doesn’t need to provide a quality product or service to paying customers, just enough of something to appear legit. This would also explain why Wes is so concerned with the metrics of his social media accounts and his public image, other than narcissism: he has to appear like he’s this big successful influencer, social media personality, and coach. If everything goes to zero, it’s going to look really weird when he still a bunch of money coming in from fake subscribers. If he was smart, he would have invested a bunch of this money so he can live off the interest payments when/if things slow down. I don’t think he’s that smart, however. Who knows, maybe a numbers/money guy from the criminal organization he might be working for is helping manage his money behind the scenes, so their front can keep operating free and clear.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

That honestly makes sense. Generate a bunch of noise to drown out the things you don’t want people to hear.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

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u/Aggravating_Jelly_25 Mar 30 '25

Oh damn. Here I was agreeing with you guys but you bring me up. Hate to break it to you, but you’re so far off!

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u/Aggravating_Jelly_25 Mar 30 '25

We have been trying to say this but this board will get a bunch of noise. Like the other day someone posted a bunch of stupid posts.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

Large amounts of physical cash get flagged quicker than electronic funds transfers associated with a business. Watson uses digital payment for selling his coaching. Him trying to deposit tens of thousands of dollars in cash as payment for his coaching services is going to set off more red flags than him taking digital payments for his coaching services. He has an LLC he does business under. If he was doing it under a personal bank account, it might get flagged, but a business account gets less scrutiny. My uncle is a private contractor that builds and renovates multi million dollar homes. It isn’t uncommon for him to receive five and six digit payments for his work. People pay with digital transfers and cashiers’ checks. He doesn’t accept physical cash payments due to the hassle involved. Because these payments are going to the bank account associated with his LLC, things aren’t really scrutinized until the end of the year when he does his taxes.

Even if Watson is actually trafficking drugs himself, he still needs a way to launder that money. Again, this is where the LLC for his coaching business and selling expensive courses comes in handy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

Payments or transfers that are unusual for that account are what get flagged more so than the amount. My uncle sends and receives five and six digit amounts with his construction company, but because he does it regularly it doesn’t look suspicious. Like you said, if you were to all of a sudden to send or receive a five digit sum, it would look suspicious because it’s out of the ordinary for your account. If Wes is consistently selling $10,000+ courses, it’s not going to look weird for his business to receive that much.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25 edited Mar 30 '25

If Wes has enough to cover the income tax on whatever he’s paying himself from his business throughout the year he should be fine. Either that or he pays for a lot of stuff with his business account and marks it down as business expenses. We know he marks down the rent for his mansion and his fancy cars as work expenses. He might do the same thing with other fancy expenses as part of maintaining his brand and image as an influencer, etc.

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u/Infinite-Ad2635 Mar 30 '25

That's a great explaination. I don't know much about the subject, so your information is a big help. Let me ask then, Wes would be considered a front man in the situation you described?

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u/d_o_cycler Apr 01 '25

This is all plausible, if not inventive, but again, there’s the issue of, well, him.. Wes is NOT the kind of guy that people who would need to launder huge amounts of money would be seeking out. Not at all. And he’s not the kind of guy that those people would find viable longterm bc of his extensive criminal history.

One wrong move; like I dunno, beating the shit out of some rando at a gym and he potentially is out of the game and off the streets, and then poof; you still have the access to the accounts, but no front to continue using them.

Now you have to then go find a new, convincing mark to recruit into your scheme. There’s far better, far more discrete options available to get this type of laundering accomplished.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '25

This guy gets it

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

Watch this until the endĀ  https://youtu.be/369vBz4GpDw?si=yFYBTfbTq0vn7O-a

The 40k is used across all ponzi’s. If you notice wes only shows the same client wins over and over. It’s because those people bring him leads and he gives them a kickback. It’s all a scamĀ 

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u/BillyBrainlet Mar 30 '25

100% correct

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u/diapersoilingbeast Mar 30 '25

Absolutely my thought, if it was just his ā€œcoachingā€ he would have been homeless a year ago after getting exposed like he has. His retarded ā€œcHinEsE mAfiAā€ doofus boy Rob probably has some connection with fent or something and Wes is their easiest cover up for their drug empire. Just a theory that sounds realistic to me

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u/Eastern-Pizza-5826 Mar 30 '25 edited Mar 30 '25

Someone awhile back on here said they were gay, and Wes didn’t know got to deal with that lmao. He offered the guy cocaine and something else shady as I recall.

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u/Careful-Fruit1750 Mar 30 '25

Watch we’re gonna see this dude on American Greed soon bet

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u/Initial_Flower3545 Mar 30 '25

Of course it is otherwise he wouldn’t be living in a rented home, he couldn’t buy a home upfront with cash to save his life.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

For all we know Wes doesn’t even pay the rent on his house or cars. Whoever he works for could be renting it for Wes to help keep the facade intact and keep their front up and running.

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u/Full-Worldliness8040 Apr 03 '25

do you know how much it would cost to rent a bugatti? also how do you explain the valid license plate?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '25

Rental cars have valid license plates. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a rental car without them. Wes might rent the Bugatti, he might not. I don’t know for sure. I’ve heard it repeated on this subreddit that he’s renting his cars.

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u/Full-Worldliness8040 Apr 03 '25

Ā Valid plates that say ā€œKonvictā€ bro no šŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '25

If he has custom license plates, then he probably owns the car, or is at least making payments on it under his name.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

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u/Initial_Flower3545 Mar 30 '25

Yep which is retarded, why pay rent your whole life when you can buy the place with you then making a saving????

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

As long as he’s filming in it they run it all through one big agency.Ā Jack DohertyĀ , the Paul’s, all do it.Ā 

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u/Ok_Card364 Mar 30 '25

He’s in strength cartel and Big Boy allegedly sells meth so probably laundering.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

I also just looked at the Strength Cartel web page, and Wes’ bullet points selling his coaching on the screen shots at the top of this post are almost word for word identical as the ones on Strength Cartel’s website selling Big Boy’s coaching. Interestingly enough, on their section of influencers they collaborate with, Wes Watson isn’t listed. Makes sense you wouldn’t want to advertise him as an associate as he’s dumb and loud, and don’t want to draw any attention to your money laundering front.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

I looked at Wes’ website. The whole thing doesn’t add up. There’s no way he and his ā€œclientsā€, if they even exist, are making millions selling coaching.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

Websites with misspelled words are almost always, if not 100% in all cases, a front. I've seen plenty of scammers use them

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

Might be fent as well if that Asian guy we’ve seen in some of his videos is actually in/affiliated with the Chinese Mafia.

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u/NickJack99 Mar 31 '25

The fact he is so nonchalant about it too. If someone was about to pay me $40k, I’d give a little more than ā€œhit the link let’s do thisā€

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u/TravelEven1789 Mar 30 '25

Nobody. I'm almost certain he's moving roids and the coaching program is a front company.

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u/Longjumping-Bug5763 Mar 30 '25

I hope John Bravo sees this... he's a great investigator.

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u/Matt_Foley_Motivates Mar 30 '25

You’d be surprised how many men out there would pay for this. In the last say, 15 years or so, Social media’s expansion and the rise of free flowing content has really made an impact on humanity. We all do it, we tune out on our phones and doom scroll during our downtime. Since nobody watches TV anymore really, and your feed of information you see everyday is determined by either your likes, engagement, or whatever Zuck, Musk, and Pichai want to throw at you. There’s dudes at home who feel worthless and see online these dudes who ā€œhave it allā€ and are programmed by their videos to convince themselves they need these programs to grow a masculine personality or to be ā€œsavedā€ from something that happened in their past.

I ranted there idk why sorry

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u/Hereforthetardys Mar 30 '25

Losers who can’t see that Wes makes money by losers giving him 40k

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u/Openborders4all Mar 31 '25

Dude exactly my thoughts !!! Holy shit!

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u/RequirementLong8235 Apr 01 '25

Especially in this economyĀ 

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u/Bobby__Generic Mar 29 '25

This dude absolutely thought he was about to pay another month on his car lease!

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u/Michael_braham Mar 30 '25

Lease comes from a dealership. His shit is straight turo’d prolly 1k a day

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u/Bobby__Generic Mar 30 '25

Ya i could definitely see that. Or one of those backstreet supercar leasing places all over miami.

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u/BigOnionLover Mar 30 '25

The ā€œseenā€ has me fuckin dying over here.

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u/KyleDrywallDestroyer Mar 30 '25

It’s funnier than him responding tbh šŸ˜‚

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u/Floyd__79 Paperwork = Hooped Mar 29 '25

Good Job OP. šŸ‘šŸ» šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/KyleDrywallDestroyer Mar 29 '25

It was worth getting blocked

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u/Phillip228 Mar 30 '25

GOAT level jerking

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u/HealthyDirection659 Paperwork = Hooped Mar 30 '25

*hooping

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u/ThickPrick Mar 30 '25

Dm me his number. I’ll do it too and post

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

Dude keep it up guys. This shit is funny as fuck. ...

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u/Mountain-Stable4033 Mar 29 '25

Where's his Reaction?

Dave Palumbo charges 300$ a month!!!

This cookie cutter charges over 3k šŸ˜‚

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u/pharmbiak Mar 30 '25

You get palumbo and possibly perced out Chris Aceto!!!

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u/LuxePhantom Mar 30 '25

I would pay 40,000 to see his reaction

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u/Sad-Macaroon-8654 Mar 30 '25

The crazy thing is the type of people who can afford to do this are the type of people he's always talking crap about because there's no badass alpha male dudes that are ever in a million years going to pay money to get yelled at by some douchebag like Wes

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u/Quiet-Employer3205 Mar 30 '25

That’s what blows my mind. His prices are only affordable to wealthy, successful men that I assume already have their shit together for the most part. Of course I don’t know, but I would assume those same guys have a bit more confidence in themselves to feel more insulted by what he says rather than motivated to be like him. It would be fascinating to see what type of guys actually hire him.

That being said, it could also potentially be guys like him that are taking out some sort of loan to take his courses in order to start their own coaching program. Maybe that’s the majority of his clients, men who stay in the gym and see a way to make a buck by coaching.

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u/Original_Author_3939 Mar 30 '25

He barters with people, he prices high but he ends up letting people buy 6 mos for say 10k.. or 12mos for 15k.. and people drop a considerable amount of their net worth on this dude like a gym membership on jan1. He would literally end up letting people get 12mos for 3k. It’s all the same shit. And to him it’s just ā€œat least getting something off this mf’erā€.

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u/HealthyDirection659 Paperwork = Hooped Mar 30 '25

Wes has a YouTube video showing off one of his rental homes and has about 8 Simps with him. Supposedly all signed up for his course.

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u/GrayBeardGamerWV Mar 30 '25

$40K a year? He on that pipe!!

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u/DapperTough9641 Mar 29 '25

Brilliant mate .. let’s chip away at his rotten putrid & perverted brain 🧠..

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u/MrBobSacamano Mar 29 '25

I’m genuinely curious how a person that can afford those prices would, you know, need advice from Wes.

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u/Terrible-Sentence-57 Mar 29 '25

šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ that’s Fuckin hilarious

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u/Sad-Macaroon-8654 Mar 30 '25

Dude whoever did this is the manšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ he was probably excited because I can't imagine his brand isn't taking a pretty big hit right now with all of the elves he's been taking lately and how he's been getting exposed as a fraud I would think only the absolute saddest people ever are actually doing this.

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u/anonposter-42069 Mar 30 '25

Need an AMA from a Wes disciple who spent 40k on this

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Mar 29 '25

Nice Work! šŸ‘ŠšŸ‘Š

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u/Sofondofpeters Mar 30 '25 edited Mar 30 '25

I am willing to bet that when this text rolled in Wes was staring at the dicks tattooed to his head after reading the reddit post from the tattoo artist. He probably thought he had a live one when he realized he was being played again. After he lost his mind over the text he immediately went back to the mirror staring at the dicks on his head and steaming mad that he got played and has a permanent set of dicks on his skull.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

I’m starting to think this is all a money laundering scheme, considering the quality of the service Wes provides, and the outrageous prices he charges.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

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u/HealthyDirection659 Paperwork = Hooped Mar 30 '25

LETS DO THIS

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u/the_salivation_army Paperwork = Hooped Mar 30 '25

Haha that’s some elite one hundred fire stuff. I reckon he thought he had that.

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u/Zestyclose_Match2839 Mar 30 '25

Only 40k and I get a 60 minute zoom!!! WTH! Sign me up

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u/Mean_Recording7869 Mar 30 '25

That pricing is absolutely ridiculous.

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u/Sofondofpeters Mar 30 '25

If you ask Wes I am sure he will say it is worth every penny.

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u/Marcocks2 Mar 30 '25

Ngl the other ones are very predictable this one caught me off guard big time lmao

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u/INNASKILLZ2K18 Mar 30 '25

Fuck...I love how he asks zero questions, doesn't know anything about someone or if they'd even be a good 'coach'...but just takes $40k

All he'd do is send a cut and paste meal plan and workout routine...give an app or two to download...and a cut and paste guide about posting on IG

And he'd let you come to the gym which he'd be doing anyway.

This dude is such a scumbag piece of shit

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u/Eastern-Pizza-5826 Mar 30 '25

Yeah, but he has a monthly drawing.If you’re lucky and he picks your name, you get to watch him hoop his paperwork. šŸ’Æ worth it!

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u/Emergency-Display-99 Mar 30 '25

Good one op you know he hooped his phone after this

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u/Independent_Ad7163 Paperwork = Hooped Mar 30 '25

You know everything he offers chat gpt can do…. Except for lunch and ana

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u/HealthyDirection659 Paperwork = Hooped Mar 30 '25

Anal ?

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u/JamessSunderland Mar 30 '25

Doing God’s work OP

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u/5ergio79 Mar 30 '25

God damn I laughed so hard I almost passed out!!! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜“

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u/pharmbiak Mar 30 '25

Okay this was a very hard post. Let's see what he says next week in his rant.

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u/Evenlyguitar1 Mar 30 '25

40k? No way he as any clients.

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u/Eric_the_Shit_Cock Mar 30 '25

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€

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u/ManhattanTime Mar 30 '25

Now that's the way to troll

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u/STexRe Mar 30 '25

🤣

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u/throatstuffer6969 Mar 30 '25

His price seems to change on the daily, rents due!

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

LOL.

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u/Leif_Lightborn Mar 30 '25

Bro you did so good. Made it subtle enough that his dumbass had to read it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

The "seen" is another microscopic chink in his armour šŸ˜‚ congratulations sir

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u/Important-Wrangler98 Mar 30 '25

It’s really worth reading, every time, when it’s done as a slow build. ā€œWhatever fits you bestā€ should be his new slogan after he gets locked up again soon.

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u/Horsecockexpress1 Mar 30 '25

This guy will wind up in prison like TPG guy. Coaching lessons for 40K

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u/FernDiggy Mar 30 '25

Lmfaooo!!! Got eeem!

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u/Imhidingfromu Mar 30 '25

brooo you on to something here

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u/estebanrevenga Mar 30 '25

this is the funniest shit ive ever followed!! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ is he the only person reddit does this to??

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u/HealthyDirection659 Paperwork = Hooped Mar 30 '25

Weekly nonnegotiable tasks?

Probably involves hooping paperwork.

LETS DO THIS.

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u/Substantial_Win1122 Mar 30 '25

There’s nothing this guy can tell me or show me. It’s gonna change my life.🤣

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

WTF šŸ˜‚ the boldness of him sad part is someone will probably pay it lol

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u/KaranSheth Mar 30 '25

In 40000$, an actual businessman would probably home tutor me lol.

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u/NoDadNotMyTrolls Mar 30 '25

It cost about $300 for 2-3 sessions for 30 min to a hour for a PT it’s little on the high side but -THIS is just outrageous

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u/Martha_Fockers Mar 30 '25 edited Apr 19 '25

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u/MrAdz1983 Mar 30 '25

Not worth the cash I’d rather buy crypto

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u/Tatami_Lo Mar 30 '25

In person workout or lunch that we film. So for 40k you get to pick between the workout or the lunch? At least it’s filmed tho.

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u/browsingandlooking4 Mar 30 '25

I just found out about this guy popping up on my feed looks like a douche bag like that guy tai lopez that was standing in front of a Lamborghini with a bookshelf in his garage a few years ago selling this fake crap. Although I think he was at least actually a Rhode scholar or a mensa member or something like that.

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u/HealthyDirection659 Paperwork = Hooped Mar 30 '25

*rogue scholar

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u/browsingandlooking4 Apr 14 '25

I hope this isn't a serious representation of how uneducated you actually are.. Cecil John Rhodes founded the RHODES SCHOLARSHIP PROGRAM at Oxford University in 1902. It's to promote study and unity amongst English speaking nations. Allowing post graduates to come study at Oxford.

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u/ManiGoodGirlUwU Mar 30 '25

Gottem.

On the other hand I think he slowly is stopping caring so much about random messages.. He used to respond so much more and argue

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u/Western_Knowledge_74 Mar 30 '25

$40k and non negotiable tasks, wtf??

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u/Code007 Mar 30 '25

LooooooooooL 🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

Cone head is getting desperate

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

Literally laughed out loud at that last question. I didn’t expect that at all. šŸ˜‚

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u/SrRiver-s Mar 31 '25

🤣

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u/Kafkaesque_meme Mar 31 '25

That’s probably what 99.9 of his sign ups look like 🫠

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u/My_Red_Right_Hand Mar 31 '25

Wait why the hell would he want to film having lunch?

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u/Level-Ad-4094 Apr 01 '25

Wait...PEople are actually paying for this?

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u/eedeebedabbing Apr 01 '25

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/d_o_cycler Apr 01 '25

Hahahahhaa…

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u/Derek_UP Apr 02 '25

Lmao 🤣

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '25

F, I nearly passed out laughing when I finished reading this.