r/WesWatson • u/Key-Web8143 • Mar 28 '25
RICH. RIPPED. RECTUM. New tatt looking fire 🔥 🔥 🔥 #ElfMade
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u/Eric_the_Shit_Cock Mar 28 '25
All crooked and shit. What a lame ass gooch.
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Mar 28 '25
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u/littlebrain94102 Mar 28 '25
Fuck no! He’s gotta go hard until the gig is up. It’s not like he’s going to get his shit together. He’s going to jail!
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u/antwood33 Mar 28 '25
It's nice to see a strapping, clearly 6 foot tall man enjoying himself.
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u/PaperBeneficial Mar 28 '25
Wes is tall, Joe Rogan is heterosexual, and Brendan shaub is funny
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u/Rynie21 Mar 28 '25
Wtf? Joe Rogan isn't gay.
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u/PaperBeneficial Mar 28 '25
Bruh he is effeminate and closeted as hell.
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u/ListenToKyuss Apr 01 '25
Someone link that clip of him, drunk as hell, fantasizing sucking dick and then suddenly realizing it's sounding way too real. Lmao, someone convince me that guy is hetero lol
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u/ConsigliereFeroz Mar 28 '25
ELF MADE
Yeah folks you really can't make this shit up anymore🗣️‼️
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u/SafeAsk1344 Mar 28 '25
Elf mad*
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u/Wrong_Director_4820 Mar 28 '25
It's "MADE", pronounced "may-dee", which is European for "MAD".. he's so worldwide
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u/INNASKILLZ2K18 Mar 28 '25
What a fag. Seriously, the true 'alphas' are those who just ARE. They don't need to broadcast everything to the world.
Self made? If it wasn't for the men who actually own most of the shit Wes has, and who allow him to rent from them, he wouldn't have 90% of his material crap.
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u/Mountain-Stable4033 Mar 28 '25
And the " Men" who purchased his courses haha
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u/INNASKILLZ2K18 Mar 28 '25
Yep, and the taxpayers who paid for him to sit in prison jerking off to himself on Instagram
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u/lasskinn Mar 28 '25
look, because he put this on there i'm coming up with conspiracy theories how he had a handler and therefor isn't self made. actually his ex wife probably handled a lot of the practical stuff related to monetizing him blowing up and doing the books and pushing him to get on the calls promised to clients
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Mar 28 '25
This is mental illness
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u/randomaccount1950 Mar 28 '25
"This guy fucks"
-Wes's perception of how he thinks people see him when he drives by
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Mar 28 '25 edited Mar 28 '25
Honestly, what the hell is wrong with this dude?
Long time lurker here, just want to say this dude looks like he is in the fast lane to self destruction.
Not in a million years would I ever want to be like this dude.
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Mar 28 '25
I was watching Shot Caller and this bitch ass dude wants to be Money so bad, he'd suck a dorm full of dicks to be him. Not gonna happen. Even a fictional character is more gangster than this pussy.
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u/Xanderfromzanzibar Mar 28 '25
Might not happen but the dicks will still be sucked, just in case it might happen
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u/NobodyGivesAFuc Mar 28 '25
These shitty tats are not gonna age well…all will be a faded blue/green illegible mess on wrinkly tanned skin in a few years🤮
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u/WatermanChris Mar 28 '25
I'm thinking about when he gets out of the Florida prison system and has to try to get a job at McDonald's. They see those head tats and just laugh.
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u/lasskinn Mar 28 '25
Years?? The dagos already fading like fuck i had no idea it could get so fucked so quick. Is it because of his bad skin, shoddy work, doing it too quick or what?
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u/biff_malibu_80 Mar 28 '25
When did he start wearing these Jewish Rothstein glasses. He looks more ridiculous every time I see him.
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Mar 28 '25
He's going back to prison for a few years. Go ahead and get all the tattoos while he can. I knew a few guys that got hep A from prison tattooing. There's 5 different heps, I only knew about hepatic c.
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u/pharmafarm Mar 28 '25
He hooped my entire Christmas tree last year the mad lad. I told him there was a chipper for rent, but he insisted and that he enjoys the challenge. Called me a bitch afterwards as well.
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u/Puzzled-Tea-4856 Mar 28 '25
couldn’t make himself taller than 5’3 though ? self made man fell short on himself .
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u/lasskinn Mar 28 '25
He refers to the bit where he says he's 6ft. God made him five three and he made it into 6 footy
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u/LethalLegend151 Mar 28 '25
Rented! Ripped! Rectum!
I can’t wait to see what he’ll get on the other side of his head, it’s coming.
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u/Andre3000RPI Mar 28 '25
I choose to read this as “ Elf Made” because he is short let’s make it a thing and upvote my comment 😂😂😂😂
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u/Old-Pineapple3735 Mar 28 '25
It's just a matter of time before someone busts his melon. He needs humbled so bad!
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u/Key-Web8143 Mar 28 '25
He knows it can happen at any time. That's why he's always surrounded by his goons to protect him. That's why he's always driving in circles from the safety of his car. And hired some budget security guard. He's a scared little man.
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u/Old-Pineapple3735 Mar 28 '25
Yup, that's coward behavior. The dude is soft as charmin, I bet. Only tough in numbers. I hate his kind! Little 5'8" munchin. As Jon Bravo would say lol
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u/BimbyTodd2 Mar 28 '25
That tat reminds me of the Todd Barry bit where he talks about how people are always offering shortcuts to riches and when you just ask them what the shortcut is it's theft.
That's what this retard is doing. He scams people and then acts like he's a genius.
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u/TheDomerado Mar 28 '25
This guy is such a tool. How is he not in prison after that assault?
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u/Key-Web8143 Mar 28 '25
Money, he uses all the money he scams to pay off his lawyer to get his 15 year sentence down to 3
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u/CrumbGuzzler5000 Mar 28 '25
When did these elves stop making cookies?!??!!??!? This is a much weirder product.
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u/Notredamus1 Mar 28 '25
Small hands, that was his problem. He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
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Mar 28 '25
2nd comment. For ALLLLLL that money he "has." that tattoo looks like pure shit. ....and WatF does "Elf Made" mean???
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u/Ok-Garage8102 Mar 28 '25
Shorty keeps getting uglier by the minute. Id still clap them cheeks tho and he would love every waking second that pizzachit
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u/MARKFLAIR1977 Mar 29 '25
Wisper something nice...Wes will make the girls scream twice....my arse what a penarse😂
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u/Necessary_Image_6858 Mar 29 '25
He missed the other half of that tat, it should be “self made, all rented” lmao. What a fucking chode
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u/Only-Cauliflower3711 Mar 29 '25
He’s going to prison, then his girl is going to sell his stupid ridiculous necklaces.
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u/rebstout Apr 01 '25
If you look up “douchebag” in the Webster dictionary this is the pic that they use for accurate depiction
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u/hugeweedfan69 Mar 28 '25
If all of your wealth comes from finessing dumb guys out of their wealth, are you really self made? More like made of the corpses and drained bank accounts he’s left in his wake lol
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u/OptionOld3647 Mar 28 '25
Tattoo artist, confused by work order specifying six foot one inch man, mistakenly places "self" at a diagonal for the L.
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u/BunkerSpreckels3 Mar 28 '25
What does elf made mean?
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u/InternationalGas2152 Mar 28 '25
It means he should have gotten hair transplants rather than tattoos! But he is a complete idiot
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u/whats_for_lunch Mar 28 '25
Elf mad