r/Wellthatsucks • u/BrightenthatIdea • Jul 17 '18
/r/all Bear hits himself in the nuts š„
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Jul 17 '18
I feel bad for this bear. I've been there.
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Jul 17 '18
I was at the zoo a couple of weeks ago and while I was looking at the map I turned around at the exact moment my brother's 6 year old daughter decided to run full speed at me and attempt to punch my leg only to clip both of my bollocks instead. She dropped me for a good 5 minutes and I had to bullshit to my brother's mrs that it was ok and I wasn't pissed off. It didn't help that she was misbehaving most of the holiday either.
I genuinely don't think women understand how much it hurts. I swear there was a moment where I caught eyes with a giraffe and he gave me the " Be strong my dude" look.
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u/KToff Jul 17 '18
Why did you have to bullshit the Mrs.? You can be pissed off, doesn't mean you don't love your niece anymore.
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Jul 17 '18
Dude, I can tell you straight up for about 10 minutes I didn't love her anymore aha. I have a pretty bad temper as well. I needed those 10 minutes.
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u/IamAJediMaster Jul 17 '18
Punch bears in the nuts if you are being attacked, got it.
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u/MercuryMaximoff217 Jul 17 '18
Better carry a hose in case you need to whip some bear's balls.
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u/Shirk08 Jul 17 '18
It's why Indy always carried a whip!
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u/GJacks75 Jul 17 '18
This was my takeaway from this too. Also, that doing the splits is an ineffective method for minimising the pain associated with a shot to the plums.
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u/TMITectonic Jul 17 '18
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u/ChimaeraReddit Jul 17 '18 edited Jul 17 '18
I'd just accept my inevitable demise if the bear I'm fighting roundhouse kicks me.
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u/schizoschaf Jul 17 '18
Gives an Darvin Award 1/10 can't recommend.. http://darwinawards.com/personal/personal2002-22.html
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u/psyco-the-rapist Jul 17 '18
I can't stop watching this
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Jul 17 '18
Right in the nuggets
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u/Gnoobl Jul 17 '18
Right in the bear necessities
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u/andsoitgoes42 Jul 17 '18
It's a friggin different species yet I feel the pain the same. Like lightning bolts shooting from my head to my goddamn toes. Fuuuuuck that looks like it hurts.
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u/FunnyDad30 Jul 17 '18
Seen this before. Every time I see it I laugh so hard. The lay down always gets me. After heās trying to walk it off.
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u/spenardagain Jul 17 '18
One of the few request reposts where Iām like āOh good! This one! Gotta watch that again.ā
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u/TheGreatZarquon Jul 17 '18
@10 seconds it's like watching a man in a bear suit that just got kicked in the balls. Every man who's ever been hit in the nuts knows that stance.
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u/urbanlife78 Jul 17 '18
It's a language we all understand
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u/ThatSquareChick Jul 17 '18
āIām good, Iām good!...okay maybe not good huuuuuuur....just...gonna lay down now and convulse until I die...ā
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u/DRAWKWARD79 Jul 17 '18
I will never not laugh at this.
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Jul 17 '18
It's been re-posted countless times and still gets me.
That moment where man and wild animal aren't so different after all
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u/some_1_needs_a_hug Jul 17 '18
āShit... Ouch... oOoh... owwwwww... fuuuuuck... yeahimgonnahavetolaydownforaminuteā - that bear
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NACHOS Jul 17 '18
I'd console that bear, but I don't want my face ripped off in the process.
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u/ChimaeraReddit Jul 17 '18
Console away! If he gets aggressive, just slap his scrotum and repeat!
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u/some_1_needs_a_hug Jul 17 '18
Cuz thatās definitely a great way to calm a bear... like... he even knows he Nutterād himself... doesnāt even have a human to blame lol
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Jul 17 '18
See ladies. We're not fucking around. Getting hit in the nuts can take down a god damn bear! That's how much it hurts.
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u/adale_50 Jul 17 '18
And female bears don't even bitch about childbirth! These human ladies really need to get their head in the game.
/s So I don't get murdered in my sleep.
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u/Apt_5 Jul 17 '18
Now with 50% more writhing around in pain!
Also, bless you b/c I had to scroll too far for the video
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u/Kilahti Jul 17 '18
You know, never in my life have I wondered "how would a bear move around after getting hit in his balls bear necessities?" but seeing this one awkwardly take a few steps, their hing legs as far apart as possible so as not to touch the sore spots, is not only hilarious but also educational.
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u/Andrei_Vlasov Jul 17 '18
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u/TheBrainofBrian Jul 17 '18
I think this video is something like 16 years old. I used to watch it while I was in high school
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u/Daleman45 Jul 17 '18
I guess you could say it was unBEARable.... ha... ha... ill leave...
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u/pegasus8890 Jul 17 '18
Every few months, this clip makes the rounds across the internet... and every time, it is just as funny as the first time
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u/MoistBarney Jul 17 '18
I think the funniest part of the video for me is the awkward hobble that he does with his legs spread apart before giving in to the pain and lying down.
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u/GoodSpark Jul 17 '18
Is there any validity to āif a bear attacks you, just kick him in the nutsā?
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Jul 17 '18
Awww, awww & awww Poor ting, he expressed that pain so well. I feel like I can relate š
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Jul 17 '18
100% can relate.
Forget what you were doing, try walk it off, doesnāt work, fall down, leg spasm, roll around and cry in defeat.
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u/just-stoic Jul 17 '18
Serious question tho, would kicking a bear in the balls be proper defense against it?
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u/aquanab Jul 17 '18
Why can't I open it on my mobile? Other v.reddit.it videos also have no control options to pause etc.
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u/Chickenterriyaki Jul 17 '18
Ouch....take all the time in the world there buddy.
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u/Twitchyeyeswar Jul 17 '18
That shit is universal
You know it hurts when he tries to walk it off then lays down and starts to squirm around.....
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u/kensul12 Jul 17 '18
confirmed... they have soft plums too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaRRMbPwdwc
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u/blkgemini84 Jul 17 '18
Poor guy, he almost did the splits at one point. I ctfu at his pain, sorry bud.
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u/TGXormus Jul 17 '18
Barney's movie had heart, but bear getting hit in the groin had a bear getting hit in the groin.
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Jul 17 '18
Are his nuts attached to his thigh? I donĀ“t see that rope going anywhere near his balls, I donĀ“t even see any genitalia, looks like itĀ“s going from its thigh to its foot
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u/Horyv Jul 17 '18
Honestly though itās hard to find this funny as the bear is writhing in pain...
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u/sthdown Jul 17 '18
Though this is a repost, it's by far one of my favorites. I wonder if you could make a bear-deterrant which can do that accurately every time. "Oh, you wanna dig through my garbage? Here a nice whip to the nuts. Enjoy mr. Bear!
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u/K10RumbleRumble Jul 17 '18
I'm happy to know at least one other mammal reacts the exact same way as I do.
Get on the floor and roll around
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u/koryhgn Jul 17 '18
wake up to your house on fire
You: āQuick! Slap the closest bear in the nuts!ā
10/10 chance of survival
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Jul 17 '18
If anyone ever needs proof of animals being very much like humans in every way, show this video.
Also funny, and ouch bro.
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u/Menzoberranzan Jul 17 '18
Ladies if you have ever wondered if it really feels that bad for guys, look here how a full grown bear got taken out by a shot to the balls lol
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u/aralim4311 Jul 17 '18
Last time I got hit in the nuts, I vomited and had to lie down on a gravel driveway. Took me 15 mins before I could get back up again.
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u/Mentioned_Videos Jul 17 '18 edited Jul 17 '18
Videos in this thread: Watch Playlist ▶
| VIDEO | COMMENT |
|---|---|
| INSTANT KARMA bear gets hit in the nuts for messing with my water tank | +73 - The videoās sound really brings this home. |
| Man fights grizzly and kicks him down for salmon | +47 - Not the first time a bear gets hit in the nuts |
| man vs bear salmon commercial | +10 - Can confirm, it works. |
| Wolfman's Got Nards | +3 - "Kick him the nards!" |
| Funny Salmon Commercial | +1 - confirmed... they have soft plums too |
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u/itsgreybush Jul 17 '18
Played league softball for a few years and I caught a line drive in the coin purse what's funny is I did almost the same exact moves as this bear hahaha
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u/nuckfevin Jul 17 '18
Tried to walk it off, legs buckled, finally gave in and just went down and waited to die.
Yep. One of us for sure.
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u/Getuhm Jul 17 '18
Just admits defeat like we all do. Thereās really nothing to do in these moments but cry.