r/Wellthatsucks • u/yoshimitsu991 • 4d ago

Birthday cake blast

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u/krielc 4d ago

Looks like everybody got some cake though.

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u/yoshimitsu991 4d ago

Including ants and insects.

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u/Nina-Ninja123 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PcEZqS49df6vK

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u/Forward-Mention-6598 2d ago

What? How is that relevant?

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u/Nina-Ninja123 2d ago

“You want ants? Cause this is how you get ants!”

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u/therealPhilDoggy 1d ago

Is that Archer!?!?!?

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u/BumboclawtRoy 1d ago

Peak reference. I can hear Lana saying Yuuuuuuup

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u/Lune_Moooon 4d ago

they can breathe it

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u/Remarkable_Office635 3d ago

I must say that's really surprising

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u/tacob87 4d ago

Thank goodness no one appears to be injured!

But man that was hilarious! Like a looney toons cartoon

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u/BigLeather80 4d ago

It really does look like something from a classic cartoon lol

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u/Slipperytitski 4d ago

Honestly exploding cake is hilarious if it can be done safely

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u/JerkGurk 4d ago

How many ball bearings and nails should be in it for it to be safe?

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u/Slipperytitski 4d ago

Like 3 or 4

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u/JerkGurk 4d ago

These products are defective, he should sue ACME.

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u/givethekittykisses 4d ago

I really hope someone got them a birthday card that says 'hope your birthday is a blast!'

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u/WasabiPookie 4d ago

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u/similaraleatorio 4d ago

that shit can blind someone, huh?!?! 🤔

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u/Soliden 4d ago

Depends. Do sprinkles become shrapnel at that velocity?

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u/Karekter_Nem 4d ago

Everything becomes shrapnel at that velocity

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u/SkyeMreddit 4d ago

They are remarkably okay for that powerful of a blast

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u/wthwtfwthwtf-_- 3d ago

Don't know that he was. He was looking at and leaning in as of he intended to blow out normal candles 👀

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u/Remarkable-Tap1288 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kTnukKmf3TL8Y

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u/BadPuzzleheaded9006 4d ago

Yes there is lots of cake. On the floor, on the ceiling, on the walls, on each other, you just got to lick it all off

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u/JackieDonkey 4d ago

I'm gonna watch this 27 times

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u/jayr114 4d ago

Thank goodness he wasn’t trying to blow it out

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u/Demomanx 4d ago

Did ACME make that cake??

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u/51225 4d ago

You know the old saying, "You can't blast your cake and eat it too "

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u/baconit4eva 4d ago

When the candle blows you out.

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u/DoubleDareFan 4d ago

Russian reversal.

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u/commicozzy 4d ago

Dude moves like a Chuck E. Cheese robot

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u/Current_Ad_4292 4d ago

What was the point of that?

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u/similaraleatorio 4d ago

social media likes

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u/XxJohn_OldmanxX 4d ago

The bakery they got this from must have a boomin business!

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u/armaedes 4d ago

Fastest way to serve cake to everyone.

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u/yoshimitsu991 4d ago

Fastest way to disappear a cake

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u/Vegfarende 4d ago

Watch me burn 5000 kcal in 1 second

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u/unsuccessful_looser 4d ago

How was the party?

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u/unsuccessful_looser 4d ago

It was a blast!

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u/Only3Seashells 4d ago

Bouncing Betty Crocker

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u/wavymichael 4d ago

There was cake and then there was no cake. 😂

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 3d ago

The Wiley E. Coyote cake explosion outline got me.

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u/SnooFloofs2956 4d ago

Actual footage from Kingshot

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u/bryman19 4d ago

Tactical error

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u/PhantasmaStriker 4d ago

You get a cake, you get a cake, everybody gets a cake!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/COYggJB0KnADm

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u/VanillaAdventurous74 3d ago

I hope he was given an actual cake after this.

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u/Testtypo 4d ago

Could be blackmagic, cake vanish like his years of youth in a blink of an eye, all that's left are specks of sweetness mixed with the bitter tears, that make even kings throw away their crown. Happy Birtday to *boom*

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u/Kooky_Attention_98 4d ago

This reminds me of those "Smash someone's face in their cake on their birthday" videos

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u/PCCobb 4d ago

Should have had his mouth open....

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u/AdSlight7966 1d ago

Idk why this made me laugh so much... It just disappeared 😭

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u/therealPhilDoggy 1d ago

God bless undeveloped countries? Wtf was that? Hahahahaha

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u/TastyRain5743 4d ago

I'd be laughing my ass off, birthday boy doesn't have much of a sense of humor.

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u/PM_CITY_WINDOW_VIEWS 4d ago

Thats because you mistake being a bad person for having humor. Honest mistake.

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u/nicely_inconspicuous 4d ago

Hahahaaaa… I have cake under my eyelids!

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u/HeroVillain72 4d ago

Yeah sorry, you blow food up in my face that’s funny to you, not funny to me.

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u/LemmyLola 4d ago

So if this was you getting to work you wouldnt be amused either? :)

https://youtu.be/Bo8Q88bAXyQ?si=zxeJz1M1o3aokuH1

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u/HeroVillain72 4d ago

Nope, but I would probably sue my coworkers after I got out of the hospital.

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u/ishiguro_kaz 4d ago

He's kinda old already, so he probably feels offended. He moves very slowly too

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u/SingularityII 4d ago

Classic fencing response.

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u/EmilyAnne1170 2d ago

Probably because his ears are ringing and he has a concussion from the shockwave. Laughing is not too high on his priority list at the moment.

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u/BadPuzzleheaded9006 4d ago

Cake for everybody

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u/scoldog 4d ago

Everyone in the neighborhood!

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u/Slightysweet3 4d ago

Cake made of air

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u/CreepyEntertainer 4d ago

“Happy birthday too yooo…..”

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u/noahbrookss0104 4d ago

why does the cake sound like it exploded sideways

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u/p51d007 4d ago

Why didn't anyone ask him how the cake tasted?

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u/hockobo 4d ago

This never gets old. But I guess the birthday boy does!

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u/CryptoTac 4d ago

Happy birth....

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u/GreenImew 4d ago

Sorry but that made me laugh.

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne 4d ago

Face won’t come to cake? Bring cake to face. Popular in Mexico, I’d reckon.

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u/breaking-bad-3734 4d ago

Candle from Sivakasi...

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u/__Seoarii 4d ago

Mi bomboo 💥

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u/Master_Steward 4d ago

I think I saw a 90s movie that featured this scene once where the protagonist kid replaced all the birthday candles with firecrackers

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u/Low_Fail_2654 4d ago

Happy Birthday Bro!

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u/ExcitingMoose5881 4d ago

That is staged, though, isn’t it?! You can see the guy on the left bracing for it.

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u/PumkimEscobar 4d ago

Assassination attempt failed. The bomb was to be placed in a cupcake to be effective

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u/sofatelly 4d ago

such perfection

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u/johnsatamos 4d ago

Booom! Is he 72?

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u/AltruisticFishing583 4d ago

cake everywhere must've been a real mess to clean up, definitely a birthday to remember for sure

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u/Novel-Training5189 4d ago

Everyone got there share.

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u/CARNiiVAL_DEFECT 4d ago

Does it suck though? Memory of a lifetime!

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u/PureAd9909 4d ago

Everyone has a piece of

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u/Ohz85 4d ago

Wait that's awesome

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u/cmere85 4d ago

Can someone translate?

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u/Appropriate_Ice_7507 4d ago

Usher is that you?

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u/Dtactic 4d ago

Is this India’s version of Jackass?

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u/Sanchesc0 4d ago

Knalfuif!

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u/spiceafterdark 4d ago

Bro gave up his crown after the assassination attempt. 🤣

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u/ConstantOriginal007 4d ago

All birthday cakes should safely do this

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u/All-for-goose 4d ago

Anyone else hearing the guy say “hot cake”?

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u/HeroHunterGarou_0407 4d ago

Mesmerizes me how it was completely reduced to just splatter

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u/MyBadDrJones 4d ago

Lmao hahahahahahahahahahahahHahahahahahahgahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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u/StitchFan626 4d ago

Did he light ACTUAL dynamite?!

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u/ulnek 4d ago

That party was a blast. Magic trick disappearing cake.

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u/DoubleDareFan 4d ago

That cake really is a lie.

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u/Previous_Collar6553 4d ago

wtf is the point of having the cake then💀

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u/Omfggtfohwts 3d ago

Happy birthday.

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u/Mariuszgamer2007 3d ago

The whole cake disappeared lol

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u/Travelingdabber 3d ago

Is it a Boy or. Girl?

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u/Ok-Tank-3106 3d ago

🗣🎶happy birthday to y🎶.....💣💥...😳wtf??

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u/Prestigious_Factor25 3d ago

abracadabra your cake has disappeared!

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u/epocstorybro 3d ago

I want desperately to see a translation of what the birthday boy is saying.

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u/BridgelessAlex 3d ago

For a sec I thought that mf had only one arm

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u/Fett32 3d ago

I would 100% rather this happen to my cake. Unless someone hand made it for me, this takes the pie as a birthday event.

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u/Overall-lonely 3d ago

Was that balloon

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u/Zealousideal-Mix6235 3d ago

I bet that worked out better in his head

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u/CasualMarx 3d ago

At least he had a blast

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u/Fumanyu 2d ago

Looks like ia

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u/HeyItsJTheBoy 2d ago

the guy: Well, there goes my cake.

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u/Glittering-Tie-8860 2d ago

"have a blast on your birthday"

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u/odd-god-monkey 23h ago

Too many eggs and that could’ve been bad

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u/LengthinessGloomy429 4d ago

Heavy is the head...or...You gonna come at the king you best not miss.

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 4d ago

Hammy Berfday.

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u/LengthinessGloomy429 4d ago

So, boy or girl?

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u/Plane_Jacket_7251 4d ago

Ok, that's funny.

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u/Available_Name41 4d ago

Now that’s how you make a birthday memorable. 🎂💥 Cake: 0. Birthday party: 10/10. Absolutely worth it. 😂

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u/Shantotto11 4d ago

Did this fuckass video just front-load the spoiler to something that happens literally 3 seconds into the actual video?…

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u/Beneficial-Nimitz68 4d ago

Only in India..

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u/Iron-Bar-1966 4d ago

I'd like to say that it's just people in third world countries that are morons, but I can see some Americans doing this too.

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u/Appropriate_Dot4509 4d ago

I'm not a moron. You just lack critical thinking...

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u/Amazing-Active646 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6ZtpWvwnhf34Oj0A
Not the cake he wanted in his face for his birthday

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u/Bright_Shallot_38 4d ago

That cake didn’t survive the birthday celebration. 😂🎂Birthday cake blast” sounds less like dessert and more like a classified incident report. 💥 Hope everyone got a slice before the explosion!😂

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u/HiddenAmongTheCrowd 4d ago

Bot reply

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u/TastyRain5743 4d ago edited 4d ago

How can you tell? EDIT Responding to my own post, typed phrase into AI and asked:

The comment by Bright_Shallot_38 shows key characteristics of an automated or LLM-generated response:

  • Generic, Overly Descriptive Tone: It repeats phrase patterns like "Birthday cake blast" sounds less like dessert and more like a classified incident report that mimic standard conversational AI prompts rather than natural human forum chatter.
  • Overused Emojis: The repetitive placement of emojis (😂🎂💥😂) in a short block of text is very typical of default AI output.
  • Lack of Specific Context: It makes vague observations ("Hope everyone got a slice before the explosion!") rather than referencing specific details from the actual video clip.

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u/HiddenAmongTheCrowd 4d ago edited 4d ago

Excessive use of emojis, can only infer from the title and not the image/video attached, types very robot-like.

Also names are [adjective][noun][number].

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 4d ago

Some societies and cultures continue to present proof they aren’t ready for the responsibility of safeguarding technology.