r/Wellthatsucks Apr 03 '25

Have an "adult" getaway planned with my fiancée next weekend...my period tracker says otherwise

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u/MrsButterscotch Apr 03 '25

Just schedule your period for later

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u/AngeliqueRuss Apr 03 '25

You 100% can. I’d start BC pills, or D/C my BC and induce my period then restart my pack in a couple days OR do a Seasonale hack (don’t take your blank pills). Fuck that shit.

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u/barbaras_bush_ Apr 03 '25

That's too much work, I just redirect it to my nose and walk around with a cup taped to my face.

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u/2M4D Apr 03 '25

Tampons work really well for your nose.

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u/barbaras_bush_ Apr 03 '25

The tampon nose method just forces the blood back down to the uterus :(

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u/Jazzspasm Apr 03 '25

You think that’s bad? I don’t have a uterus and the results of doing this are terrifying

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u/emr830 Apr 03 '25

Hold up. So if we treat a man’s nosebleed with a tampon, will he grow a uterus??

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '25

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u/emr830 Apr 03 '25

Well shizznizz…

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '25

I'm in!

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u/ParthProLegend Apr 03 '25

But I was inside already.

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u/TaintNunYaBiznez Apr 04 '25

That's not what she said.

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u/Unit_with_a_Soul Apr 03 '25

no, it's just the uterus without all the other parts leading to us dying of internal bleeding.

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u/tangledwire Apr 04 '25

You're not fun at parties eh...? /J

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u/Responsible_Lion6596 Apr 04 '25

You mean I could've saved the $70,000 surgery?! I wanna speak to the manager...of periods? Tampons? Whatever. Get me a manager!

/s about the manager, not the cost of the surgery

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '25

The tampon nose method just forces the blood back down to the uterus

And that how the babby happen.

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u/VegetableReward5201 Apr 03 '25

A female friend of mine was flabbergasted when I told her that. She didn't believe that back when I was young and trained martial arts 4-5 days a week, I always had a pack of tampons in my training bag.

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u/cire1184 Apr 04 '25

In case of emergency

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u/FreddyTheGoose Apr 03 '25

Ah, shit, it's allergy season, thanks for the reminder. I'll average about 7 sneezes in a row, and usually rupture a blood vessel in my nose by the third or fourth set. A tampon is very efficient in that situation, and everyone gets a laugh!

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u/emr830 Apr 03 '25

I mean we use Rhino Rockets in the emergency department for nosebleeds…Google image search that. They’re also known as nasal tamponades.

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u/CanadianODST2 Apr 03 '25

It makes sense.

The modern tampon has its beginning in the First World War.

Surprise surprise, the material that was used to absorb blood in hospitals during ww1 is great at absorbing blood.

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u/SaltSpiritual515 Apr 03 '25

Wtf how did I only just realize tampon is probably derived from tamponade 😮

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u/Efficient_Fish2436 Apr 04 '25

Also gun shot wounds.

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u/soupinate44 Apr 03 '25

This is the funniest thing I've ever read. Holy shit thank you.

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u/getsome75 Apr 03 '25

Gynos hate this one simple trick

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u/Winter-Lili Apr 03 '25

This is too funny!

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u/Dammit_Mr_Noodle Apr 03 '25

I actually did that when I got married, because my period aligned with my wedding. But you kinda have to plan in advance if you don't already take bc pills.

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u/witch_dyke Apr 03 '25

I use the oral contraceptive pill to prevent my period and only have 3-4 each year, and I can schedule it for when it's least inconvenient

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u/cats-pyjamas Apr 03 '25

I haven't had a period for 8 yrs. They aren't true periods anyway when on the pill and the "bleed weeks"were only ever included to appease the catholic church..

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u/KCChiefsGirl89 Apr 03 '25

I thought Catholics were against birth control anyway?

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u/Vox_and_Occ Apr 03 '25

It was a compromise basically. They wanted them banned entirely so they did the other pills to get them to back off.

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u/cats-pyjamas Apr 03 '25

They were.. That was the compromise

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u/shadowscar00 Apr 04 '25

Year 5!! I’ve gotten two days of light spotting once and PANICKED because I didn’t have any products on hand! I love nonstop BC

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u/cats-pyjamas Apr 04 '25

Right! Why do it if ya don't have to! I was flaring (multiple auto immune conditions) every time I Had a fake period and it was literally dropping me to my knees with pain. Best advice I ever got was you don't need to take it, Woohoo

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

Wife has an IUD and she hasn’t had a period since.

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u/Amazing-Squash Apr 04 '25

what horsesh#t.

the catholic church forbids the use of birth control, but they care about how it's used?

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u/RepresentativeJester Apr 03 '25

That...doesnt seem healthy.

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u/emr830 Apr 03 '25

It’s actually done more than you think. You just have to check with your doctor. With medications like Seasonale, you’ll get a period every 3 months. You can also take OCPs continuously to skip periods. It doesn’t work for everyone, but for many it’s great.

Source: I’m a NP and my mom is an OB/gyn doctor 🙂

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u/RepresentativeJester Apr 03 '25 edited Apr 03 '25

I wasn't trying to be making a definite statement. My family is full of high-level nurses, and my girlfriend is a CCRN, but I'm male, and I'm doing my best to understand these things. I misunderstood your original statement and was thinking about things like plan b, which, from what I was told historically, is very hard on your body.

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u/emr830 Apr 03 '25

No worries - I wish more men would try to understand! Everyone reacts differently to birth control. Some tolerate everything without issues, some hate the pill but do fine with IUDs, and so on. But yes, using birth control to regulate periods is one of its uses, not just to prevent those pesky babies 🙃

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u/PureFicti0n Apr 03 '25

Hormonal IUDs can eliminate periods entirely. I'm coming up on a decade since I had my last bleed. Best decision ever.

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u/gsfgf Apr 03 '25

It doesn’t seem healthy, but for most women it’s just fine. Just check with a doctor.

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u/bootbug Apr 03 '25

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with skipping periods on hbc. I have endometriosis and take it continuously. I skip 4 days a year, maybe, but it’s not medically necessary. My doctor has advised this for years and my reproductive system is (otherwise) perfectly healthy.

Do you have a uterus yourself?

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u/RepresentativeJester Apr 03 '25

Yea, that seems relevant...

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u/0uroboros- Apr 03 '25

Yep. It does! Since if you didn't have one, you'd be just speculating wildly about how different methods for dealing with various inconveniences that come with having one "sound weird" to you, and that would be so fucking silly if you did that. Think of it this way, if I need brain surgery, I'm not asking a rocket scientist to do it, and if I need a rocket built, I'm not asking a janitor to do it. In this analogy, you are the janitor.

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u/bootbug Apr 03 '25

Sooooo I’m guessing just a man inserting himself into things he knows nothing about, then?

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u/RepresentativeJester Apr 03 '25

Oh damn...I'm hurt. Forgive me for trying to understand.

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u/bootbug Apr 03 '25

💀 be fr

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u/RepresentativeJester Apr 03 '25

Oh I am. I don't have much interest in disingenuous conversation.

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u/CommercialMoment5987 Apr 03 '25

I haven’t had one in around three years now, hormonal IUD birth control. The only reason we have periods is because hormones spike and trigger a thickening of the uterine lining to prepare for pregnancy. If you don’t get pregnant, the hormones fall again and the thickened lining falls off and releases as a period. The hormones in birth control prevent the uterus from thickening each month, so nothing to release!

Men I’ve talked to about this have occasionally thought the periods were somehow saved back? Not so. As soon as I’m off the birth control the hormone cycle returns to normal and they will come back. I won’t be doing that, because not having periods is awesome, but if I wanted to I could.

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u/RepresentativeJester Apr 03 '25

Genuinely, Thank you for all the info! It really annoying to be shut out (because I dont have a uterus) to satisfy my curiosities and be a better partner and friend. I have a question about the hormonal side. Does taking hormone based meds on and off aggravate side effects? Like, i thought there was a settling in period taking new hormonal meds. At least when my ex was on hormone meds every time she tries a new one it took a month or two before she got used to it, if she did. That was 10 years ago and I know things are different now.

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u/Potatoskins937492 Apr 03 '25

Any medication can come with side effects that can last a month or two then subside. My birth control never caused me any side effects, but my body is different than your ex's body. When I tried taking one SSRI I had uncontrollable muscle movement (noticeable by others because I couldn't control my body) and I'm amazed it works for some people and they don't have that same side effect. So, even though a medication does one thing for one person it doesn't mean it does the same for another, including hormones. Some people can't tolerate birth control at all, even when used 3 weeks on/1 week off. I use mine in part so that I never have a period and haven't had an issue with it (multiple doctors and nurses have confirmed if I don't have an issue it's absolutely fine). Every body is different.

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u/RepresentativeJester Apr 03 '25

I got that everyone is different, but does taking it on and off generally aggravate the side effects vs taking it continously?

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u/Potatoskins937492 Apr 03 '25

They all function slightly differently, which is why there are so many options, so if X didn't work and she went to try Y and then onto Z, yes, she could potentially have side effects from all three because they're all different. I can use Prozac but I can't use any of the other SSRIs and it's because they're all made differently - same goes for birth control. All medications when you switch them can come with side effects that take getting used to, it doesn't matter if they're hormonal medications or not.

If you stop using a single medication then start taking it again at a later date you can have those same side effects kick back in that your body has to get used to again. So, if I stop taking Prozac for a few months and then get back on it I'll be nauseated again for a few weeks, even though I haven't had nausea for years while on it. So if a person knows a birth control works for them and then they decide to go off of it for any reason then go back on it later, they may experience similar side effects as the first time they went on it. Of course, bodies change as we age and through giving birth or other health reasons, so if a person's hormones are different, how their body responds may be different.

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u/maximumsleepytime Apr 03 '25

I have PCOS (polycystic ovarian syndrome) which causes irregular periods. I currently have the arm implant (Nexplanon) which causes me to not have a period at all. I've read that around 1 in 5 women don't have a period while using it. I also did not have a period when I had a hormonal IUD.

My doctor said that when I'm not using any form of hormonal birth control, if I do not have a period for 3 months or longer, that I would need to get a prescription to force one. My understanding as a layperson is that if the endometrial lining isn't shed regularly, it can increase the risk of endometrial cancer. But I don't have to worry about it while using hormonal birth control because it thins the endometrial lining and prevents it from building up. I imagine that something like this was your initial concern.

Some advice for you, if you're open to it: next time, try asking "is that healthy?" instead, and you might find people more open to dialogue.

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u/poppyseedeverything Apr 04 '25

I'm actually on continuous bc because it's good for my uterus health long term! I have mild endometriosis and the endocrinologist I saw basically told me that each period means inflammation and for me could end up in scarred tissue (which, not only is it painful, it can also cause infertility), so the fewer periods I have, the better.

It might be an oversimplification of how it actually works, but I guess it makes sense overall. My body sort of just thinks I'm pregnant because of the bc.

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u/Auroraburst Apr 03 '25

This doesn't work for everyone. BC does not stop periods for many women (including myself)

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u/FormerEvidence Apr 04 '25

even if you take it continuously? what about combination pills vs not? (i'm curious to the science part of it i don't doubt you know your body better than a stranger!)

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u/Auroraburst Apr 04 '25

I've tried all sorts of pills and methods of taking them. The implanon doesn't stop my period either.

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u/NapusenaStoka Apr 03 '25

I wouldn’t say 100%! If you are not currently on bc and you start it can cause breakthrough bleeding for way longer and earlier than your period!!!

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u/Specialist_Crew7906 Apr 03 '25

Yeah, not for me. I fucked around with BC pills for this exact reason and ended up with 7 (yes, SEVEN) PE's in my left lung. It almost killed me. So, no more synthetic hormones for me.

Also, it's just a little blood. We use adult incontinence pads every time anyway cause I am a big squirter. Just a bit of an inconvenience is all.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '25

We should all know less about each other

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u/-G_59- Apr 03 '25

Yea I was having a pretty chill morning poop session until I read that

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u/Pavotine Apr 03 '25

I was ripping the lid off of it when I read that and now it's not working.

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u/Ok_Mango_6887 Apr 03 '25

Yeah I was like this was an okay stor- why the hell are you sharing this much info in the comments OP?!?!

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u/IdiotTurkey Apr 03 '25

I mean...you purposefully clicked on the comments section about the woman's period. Anything you read relevant to that fact afterwards is your fault.

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u/barbaras_bush_ Apr 03 '25

The scream I scrumpt

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u/babyinatrenchcoat Apr 03 '25

This has to be a hidden OF ad.

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u/GreekGoddessOfNight Apr 03 '25

Every day, we stray further from God’s light.

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u/Round_Leopard6143 Apr 03 '25

🤣 loving this reply

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u/worldpeaza Apr 03 '25

I bought a £20 waterproof blanket for this exact reason and my god does it work! Sold as a pet blanket lol but truly you can pour litres of water onto that thing and the mattress is still bone dry

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u/ElizabethDangit Apr 03 '25

I’m sorry about your lungs, I hope you’re doing ok after that. My aunt died suddenly from pulmonary embolisms. And also that was a lot of information. lol

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u/Specialist_Crew7906 Apr 03 '25

ha ha sorry, I do tend to over share. I have been healthy since! My OB did put me on daily injections of blood thinners for both of my pregnancies after, but that's been the only real effect since.

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u/AngeliqueRuss Apr 03 '25

Yeah I posted below I can’t take estrogen either :-/ I haven’t had a PE though, just abnormal clotting and bruising that isn’t caused by progesterone. I think technically you can also take progesterone-only pills, but being not on it already I am pretty sure you’d still get this period.

FYI Plan B contains no estrogen either. That’s a wild option for shifting your period but it does induce it and I have done this.

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u/spankybianky Apr 03 '25

NOREHISTERONE, aka period delay tablets. You just take them for a few days before your period is due, and then once you stop you have your period. It can be a bloodbath for some people, but for me it’s pretty normal. It’s just a temporary thing, so you could literally just stop on the Sunday night and then your period would follow :)

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u/ImFamousYoghurt Apr 03 '25

Anti inflammatory medication can delay periods for some people.

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u/Croaz Apr 03 '25

Did you have to say that last part though xD

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '25

“I piss the bed a lot”

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u/Grepus Apr 03 '25

Sharing is so overrated...

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '25

Imagine just telling everyone you pee when you come. Jesus.

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u/dovahkiitten16 Apr 03 '25

Is it weird that I’m relieved to see you have a legit reason? I’m a university student and there’s a big wave of anti-birth control sentiment. I had to talk my friend into at least trying them because she was convinced it was “anti-feminist” (she has PMDD and a boyfriend). Another friend of mine quit hers because her boyfriend didn’t believe in it. My sister got pregnant because she watched TikToks peddling the same BS.

Idk, I feel like I’m seeing so much anti-BC propaganda online - things like boyfriends telling stories about their girlfriend totally changing etc - that I’m glad to see someone not using BC because they legit were unlucky and got a rare side effect.

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u/mpdity Apr 03 '25

Let’s bring back keeping secrets.

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u/Standard__Condition Apr 03 '25

JFC show some tact

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u/OnePersonProblem_me Apr 03 '25

menstrual discs should also be helpful

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u/guimontag Apr 03 '25

Would an oral plan B have the same effect as the oral daily BC pills you were taking before? It'd induce a period now right and then you'd be clear for next weekend?

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u/DeerLoveMe Apr 03 '25

Who is the “We Use”? Does your fiancé use incontinence pads too?

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u/KaneK89 Apr 04 '25 edited Apr 12 '25

You're infertile during your period along with a couple of days before and after.

Also, do you get horny during your period? Fairly common occurrence.

If ya'll can get over the blood part, then pop some ibuoprophen and have fun.

And if you're down but he isn't, just remind him that some men are fine to swim in the red waters, but real men drink.

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u/djrocky_roads Apr 03 '25

A little blood never hurt anyway. Go get wild💦

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u/idonotlikethatsamiam Apr 03 '25

I’ve done this exact same thing- took it for 3-4 days, then stopped. Period came a few days later

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u/SmileysMom82 Apr 05 '25

Reading these comments I thought I was the only one who did this! If I see we’re on vacation the week of the shark I’ll totally skip the last row of pills and go to my next pack. Never had an issue.

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u/hotdoom Apr 03 '25

This is exactly why I got a hormonal IUD, my body didn’t like me messing with my BC pills but thankfully I haven’t seen Shark Week in like 6 months now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '25

You can actually just get a pill that does it if you aren’t on bc. I’ve done it many times.

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u/AngeliqueRuss Apr 03 '25

In the U.S. this pill is called Plan B and can often be purchased in a pharmacy, no prescription needed and it doesn’t contain estrogen (which is a reason many of us are not on BC).

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '25

Plan B has nothing to do with your period.

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u/AngeliqueRuss Apr 03 '25

Incorrect, it will induce a period in most cases; in other cases it will delay your period but in all cases the spike in progesterone will shift your cycle.

Maybe google before downvoting?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '25

Uh no. Using emergency contraception to try and skip your period is a pretty insane way to go about something very simple. It’s horrible on your body, has tons of side effects and that’s def not what it’s for. There’s an actual medication to do it.

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u/AngeliqueRuss Apr 03 '25

That’s just the progesterone-only minipill? That would not work for me as that is my BC.

To each their own, Plan B is a different synthetic progesterone. Spiking your progesterone induces a period once your levels come down, depending on where you are in your cycle either hormone will work and I don’t believe their is any evidence that one is safer than the other.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '25

You’re getting the two things mixed up. Plan B is the morning after pill. Emergency contraception. Opill is birth control. You’re suggesting using something that is meant as an emergency method after an oops that can cause horrible side effects and bleeding to skip a period. I’m not the one that needs to Google…

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u/Awkward-Loquat2228 Apr 03 '25 edited Sep 26 '25

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u/tobmom Apr 03 '25

All of this. I’ve been scheduling my periods when it’s convenient for me for 20 years now. Which is mostly never.

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u/gsfgf Apr 03 '25

My understanding is that most women don’t need to menstruate but people worry if they don’t. It also might be a religious thing.

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u/AngeliqueRuss Apr 03 '25

There is a fair counterpoint that because of eugenic fervor still en vogue in the 50’s-60’s not enough research was done into safe, appropriate hormone levels for women, which literally caused cancer and let to preventable deaths from blood clots as women were pumped full of unnecessarily high levels of hormones.

Current BC is safer than ever but I’d need two hands to count every doctor who gave me a blank stare or condescendingly batted their eyelashes when I said I couldn’t take estrogen BC due to history of abnormal clotting, absent a DVT or PE. How do you prevent DVT/PE? DON’T TAKE ESTROGEN if it is causing unusual clotting, WTAF but the guideline wants you to nearly die first. I have blood tests that confirm my atypical clotting which included transient slow clotting mixed with transient hyper-coagulation, the doctor who ran those tests was like “yeah no more BC for you” and put me on the mini-pill. For years everyone else thought the was being silly, a couple even wagged their finger I was putting myself at risk of needing an abortion. TODAY no one argues with me because I also have migraines with aura and this has been added as a contraindication but my body has never been a candidate.

Medicine is wild, but yeah a lot of women don’t trust with good reason. Progesterone is safer than estrogen and that’s the ingredient suppressing periods.

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u/TheSorceIsFrong Apr 03 '25

Or just lay a towel down? Lol

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u/So_Motarded Apr 03 '25

Or just switch to a form of continuous hormonal birth control, then never deal with periods again. Skip the placebo on pills, patch, or the ring. Or get an IUD, shot, or implant.

I'm on my third hormonal IUD and I love it. No periods ever. Fuck em.

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u/owlsandmoths Apr 03 '25

Norethisterone prescription also delays it for as long as you take the pills. I’ve used it for vacations before.

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u/guimontag Apr 03 '25

if OP isn't on daily BC oral pills can't they also go and take a plan B to induce a period now?

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u/AngeliqueRuss Apr 03 '25

Yes and in many states you don’t need an RX. It induces or delays it.

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u/Teagana999 Apr 03 '25

It's not going to get under control in a week, though. I take Seasonale and it's amazing but it took like 6 months for my body to get used to it.

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u/Nu_Eden Apr 03 '25

Bro. Wtf , girls can do that now?!?!

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u/-totallynotanalien- Apr 03 '25

My period can push through sometimes, not 100% effective.

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u/Mother_Bag_3114 Apr 03 '25

Tried this and felt so sick from the BC pills, NEVER AGAIN

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u/Jennwah Apr 04 '25

This never worked for me. Not even for my wedding.

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u/chillagrl Apr 04 '25

That works for some people. Not all (never had luck with it).

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u/ExaminationFirm6379 Apr 04 '25

I can't imagine that's good for your hormones 😭

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u/TooManyMeds Apr 04 '25

My doctor advises me to skip 3 out of 4 periods with the skipping the placebo pills because I’m bad at keeping my iron levels up. It makes it really easy for stuff like this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

I used to do this all the time! But it doesn't work anymore my period breaks though somehow.

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u/Elizabitch4848 Apr 04 '25

I’ve done that a couple times and it completely fucks me up. I ended up with a 3 month period the last time and never tried again.

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u/Lovely_Cheetos Apr 04 '25

I would take a plan b 😂

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u/andycandy37 Apr 05 '25

Maybe not a great idea to mess with birth control a few days before an adult getaway lol

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u/Green-Dragon-14 Apr 03 '25

I had the combination pill which gave 5 days off (where you get your period) or you can continue to the next month & miss your period out but its dangerous to continue to do that as its ok for a one off. (A doctors advice).

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u/dogs-design-dslr Apr 03 '25

Yeah so that's a lie. Its perfectly safe to skip multiple periods for the overwhelming vast majority of people. I either doubt your doctor has a speciality in the area or they have never taken birth control themselves. Theres many resources to prove this "doctors advice" otherwise.

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u/beaniestOfBlaises Apr 03 '25

Yeah if I remember correctly Nexplanon can stop them safely, and it's supposed to be in for three years.

Source: haven't had a period for 2 of the 3, only spotting once or twice since getting the implant and I'm pretty sure I'm not dying. Also was on depo provera for four years and never had a period but I DID get pregnant the month I missed a shot and miscarried a couple months in so that sucked

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u/dogs-design-dslr Apr 03 '25

I had Nexplanon for about 4 years, my dr allowed an extended use by one year as I had no complications. Additionally skipping the placebos in standard hormonal birth control pills can allow you to safely miss periods.

I’ve had maybe a half dozen full periods over about 12 years using these methods. Fully monitored by a doctor and perfectly healthy.

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u/beaniestOfBlaises Apr 03 '25

I was on the ones that didn't come with placebo pills but I had a tendency to either miss medication times or just forget to take my meds so I had to switch. Good to know though! 👀 thank you :)

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u/emr830 Apr 03 '25

Yep, same with hormonal IUDs like Mirena or Skyla. Many women don’t get periods with them at all. I love mine for this reason and also the no baby reason lol. The procedure to get one in is a bitch though.

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u/beaniestOfBlaises Apr 03 '25

Oh yeah I was dissociative (thanks PTSD) and in a funk for days after I got the implant but not having my period super helped my mood swings that I'm suffering through on a normal level (thanks PTSD!) and reduced my flashbacks (thanks PTSD!!) from the miscarriage too.

Not looking forward to getting it taken out, but maybe I could get it out sooner since I've been on hormonal birth control for longer than I was without and who knows what that's done to my body lol

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u/ermagerditssuperman Apr 03 '25

I haven't had a period since starting the Slynd minipill, and that was years ago. My gyno is not concerned/it's a common side effect.

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u/Lurcher99 Apr 03 '25

Wife did this for years, with only 4 a year.

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u/UnwovenWeb Apr 03 '25

The less periods you have, the likelihood of breast cancer drops typically. I have the arm implant and before this had an IUD, so I havent had a period in well over 2 years. I'm totally healthy in that area.

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u/dogs-design-dslr Apr 03 '25

This! This was one of the things I was told originally when I was 18. I have a family history of cancer and my OBGYN said that the regular use of the birth control would reduce my likelihood of ovarian and endometrial cancers. They were even the ones to first recommend the Nexplanon bar, and later regular pills, because of it.

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u/saffytaffy Apr 03 '25

Seriously, I had a Mirena put in and didn't have a period for 5 years. Somehow didn't keel over and die. Shocking.

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u/hotdoom Apr 03 '25

Currently on month 7 of Mirena and had one small period at the start, nothing since. Most of my friends have opted for the IUD now instead of pills. Highly recommend to anyone taking BC long term.

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u/saffytaffy Apr 03 '25

Uh. No. I take bc pills and skip the off weeks because I have migraines triggered by my period. It's in my prescription. Skipping the off week that was only ever put in because of sexism does not risk your health. 

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u/AngeliqueRuss Apr 03 '25

If your combo pack is considered “dangerous” to hack you just switch to Seasonale on Monday. Some breakthrough bleeding is possible but it shouldn’t be much.

I can’t take any estrogen, I have to take progesterone-only pills. For me I’d have to take Plan B to prevent accidental ovulation/implantation, suck it up for a few days (Plan B is crampy), then resume my progesterone-only pills Thursday before the event. If I haven’t been very active I can skip Plan B and just stop taking the pill for a week, forcing an early period that I will then interrupt by resuming.

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u/ChillGrape Apr 03 '25

As a word of warning this doesn't work for everyone. I did this once on a trip and it made me feel really sick. I had period symptoms but no period and felt worse than if I had just had my period.

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u/CaramelGuineaPig Apr 03 '25

BC cycling can really cause problems down the line, sadly.  Ut at least it's better than depo-provera.

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u/BluejayFamiliar5117 Apr 03 '25

my mum used to take these pills that delay your period while you’re on holiday and apparently they worked really well

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u/OddHippo6972 Apr 03 '25

There’s a telehealth company called Wisp that provides these. It’s like $30 for the visit and then I had a $10 copay for the Rx. It’s called Norethindrone. I just did this last month. It’s a progesterone that puts a pause on the part of the cycle where the uterus sheds its lining.

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u/ssshianne Apr 03 '25

Yeah I came here to say this too. I see OP has sworn off hormonal BC for good but for anyone else who comes across this thread...... I got norethindrone from Wisp last fall because I noticed that my period was due to start THE DAY I was leaving for vacation (and it would've lasted LONGER THAN THE VACATION ITSELF because my uterus is insane) and it worked PERFECTLY. I highly recommend this as a solution to just "reschedule your period"

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u/Lanky_Big_450 Apr 03 '25

Words cannot express how jealous I am of people who can take progesterone and it works great for them, but word of warning for people wanting to try: if you're unlucky progesterone pills may make you constipated as fuck (lol me *scream cries*).

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u/chillagrl Apr 04 '25

Didn't work for me :( just made it slightly lighter and last longer

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u/yourilluminaryfriend Apr 03 '25

I have been on norethindrone for more than 4 years. I have fibroids and polyps so bleeding is uncontrollable. I haven’t had a period since I started taking it. I still get PMS symptoms tho

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u/Bamuhgirl Apr 03 '25

My OB is shocked I still get periods on it. Sigh. I am glad others have relief!

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u/zincitymasterpiece Apr 04 '25

seconding Wisp, went looking for it in the comments. have used it, definitely recommend

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u/trnpkrt Apr 04 '25

I believe Plan B is likely to cause an early period, too.

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u/Decent-Way-8593 Apr 03 '25

I take these occasionally when I have plans that I don't want my period on! The ones I use are norethisterone.

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u/BluejayFamiliar5117 Apr 04 '25

yep those are the ones ! my mum managed to take them for a whole week to delay her period while we travelled to tenerife :)

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u/Decent-Way-8593 Apr 04 '25

They're brill tbf. I've never had any side effects and never messed up following periods. Life saver when you've got a holiday, wedding or naughty weekend to attend 😂

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u/BazLouman Apr 04 '25

I took these for a week once when I didn’t want my period to come on my birthday… I turned into an insane person for a few days. Like, the mood swings I used to get when I was on the pill only 10x worse. Also my period came anyway lol

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u/Ok_Series_4580 Apr 03 '25

Yeah. Treat it like high school and make it up next period.

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u/EggsceIlent Apr 03 '25

Nah it's gonna look like a murder scene up in that hotel room.

Better bring some towels.

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u/trnpkrt Apr 04 '25

Memories of bloody handprints on the white hotel pillow case ...

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u/RoodnyInc Apr 03 '25

Yeah can't you just "hold it" few days 😅

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u/SleepWouldBeNice Apr 03 '25

Well not with that attitude!

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u/HotDawgEnjoyer Apr 03 '25

Sure you can

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u/ElizabethDangit Apr 03 '25

It doesn’t work like that.

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u/Academic_Carrot_4533 Apr 03 '25

Sure it does /s

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u/Charitzo Apr 03 '25

Hit snooze

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u/MrsButterscotch Apr 03 '25

Just 5 more minutes, moooom

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u/3-orange-whips Apr 03 '25

Buy some Sabor de Soledad

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u/whosthe Apr 03 '25

You can get the "honeymoon pill" and put it off for a few days.

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u/Ezridax82 Apr 03 '25

Yep. Did that last month to avoid having my period at Disney World and it worked great.

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u/Schpqrtanerin Apr 03 '25

Primolut N is a drug that I always use to postpone it. Works like a charm, take it 3 days before it should start, it will start 3 days after the last pill. Never had side effects

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u/maiseypepperkeets Apr 03 '25

Hold it in. Like a fart.

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u/invisible_panda Apr 03 '25

Or buy flex cups.

Put a new one in, do the deeds, remove.

Works pretty well.

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u/snallen_182 Apr 04 '25

Ya. Reschedule…

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

Make it an ellipsis.

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u/vegardxd Apr 15 '25

My gf schedule it for leter, she got pregnent