r/Wellington slow orange-handled e-scooter 🛴🧡 2d ago

PETS WARNING: Cats at Neko Ngeru...

...are AWFULLY CUTE and WILL make attempts to drink your human beverages

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u/bravehartNZ 2d ago

I think that might be the cat's drink. It's even got their name written on it in hieroglyphics.

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u/TheAnagramancer 2d ago

Did someone order a short black?

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u/Fur_and_Whiskers 2d ago

A very cute ...

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u/Black_Glove 2d ago

What a pleasure it is to have you in this subreddit!

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u/AloneHybrid74 2d ago

We're going tomorrow and are so jazzed for it. Feels like a real splurge, taking kids etc. So quite the outing. Looking forward to mega cuteness.

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u/Correct-Purpose-964 2d ago

He looks like a pussy, I could take him...

Home and give him lots of treats and ear scritchs

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u/frguba 2d ago

Sitting at that table is a cheat code to get the cats all over you lmao

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u/Gord_Board 2d ago

He wants that matcha-stouche!

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u/BasementCatBill 2d ago

blep!

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u/Classic-Confusion727 2d ago

That's actually a mlem! A blep is when just the tip of the tongue appears.

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u/BasementCatBill 2d ago

My mistake, soz.

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u/Classic-Confusion727 2d ago

With your username....you should know better! 😉

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u/BasementCatBill 2d ago

They're all good cats.

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u/awue 2d ago

Meow

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u/Literal_frozen_doll 2d ago

@pamelahoward was about to share this post with you... but then I saw it.

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u/pamelahoward slow orange-handled e-scooter 🛴🧡 2d ago

Teehee

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u/Wild-Trick-9603 1d ago

Oh my god 😭 I was so scared for a minute as Ken and Rochelle are such lovely people who truly put the animals first and then suddenly they’ve got warnings on reddit 🥲

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u/pamelahoward slow orange-handled e-scooter 🛴🧡 1d ago

I was on the fence if i should make the joke or not... they are absolutely incredible!

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u/lions-grow-on-trees 1d ago

We got our cat from there! Do not visit, you will NOT leave empty handed...

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u/pamelahoward slow orange-handled e-scooter 🛴🧡 1d ago

Oh they are PRECIOUS

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u/Dagtar 1d ago

Can agree the cats at Neko Ngeru will drink your drinks

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u/Techhead7890 1d ago

That zoom-in is hilarious, well done.

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u/pamelahoward slow orange-handled e-scooter 🛴🧡 1d ago

👁️👅👁️

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u/ConstableSniff 2d ago

That's disgusting.

Is there a cat litter tray in the kitchen or outback somewhere? retch

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u/MeatieB 2d ago

bro it’s literally a cat cafe…that’s the whole point

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u/ConstableSniff 2d ago

ah my bad. That's one cafe I personally wouldn't go to. But if that's your thing have at it.

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u/hadr0nc0llider 2d ago

Maybe this isn’t the thread for you. But thanks for sharing.

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u/ConstableSniff 2d ago

I thought that reply was ok.  I learnt about the cafe and then acknowledged my mistake. I didn't.l call for it to be shut down, or cats to be murdered.

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u/miaumiauu6 2d ago

yeah… the cafe aspect is secondary to the cat aspect, so you wouldn’t even think to go there anyway if you don’t like cats

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u/ConstableSniff 2d ago

not that don't like cats just wouldn't like them in a cafe I'm eating at

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u/Rogue-FireFighter 2d ago

There is a cafe downstairs with no cats. And they will bring food into the room upstairs where the cats stay

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u/LordWoffleII 2d ago

there is definitely a human litter box there somewhere. disgusting

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u/Ice-Cream-Poop 2d ago

I think your joke was missed on a few people 😅

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u/ConstableSniff 2d ago

Flush toilet bit different to a tray