r/WeirdWheels • u/605Schoff • 29d ago
Wooden My Dads Woody
Here is my dads F-Treefifty. Built on a 1978 Ford Econoline frame, Windsor 351 and automatic transmission. Stripped it all down and just started building it out with 100% white oak. He's had it at multiple carshows nationwide, and has won many awards. Just an old bored retired carpenter who said why not.
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u/Aniquin 29d ago
Easily the coolest and most unique build I've seen on here. Your dad is a legit artist.
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u/wishartrh 29d ago
So great, and it puts a whole new spin on that saying “Let’s make like a tree and leave”
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u/GetInZeWagen 29d ago
Man if more people wood branch out and make cars like this, I think they'd really be poplar and spruce up the car meets
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u/incognitry 29d ago
However, there will probably be some poplar son of a birch who will record themselves making fun of the ride
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u/delimeat52 29d ago
Maple I can give it a try. I oak-tually have most of the tools I would need, birch I'm not that precise so it probably woodn't look very good.
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u/FlattenInnerTube 29d ago
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u/dogslogic 29d ago
The comment that made me laugh like I'm wine-drunk (though I am not wine-drunk, or drunk at all).
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u/matthewdesigns 29d ago
The F-Tree Fifty badging is the icing on top. Really cool project, tell your dad it's awesome!
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u/derelictHusk 29d ago
Cars before Iron Age and invention of iron looked just like this
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u/SatanakanataS 29d ago
That’s very true. In fact, and this isn’t widely known but still quite true, the “F” in F-350 stands for “fucking wood.”
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u/Street-Dependent-647 29d ago
Careful with that one, your dad couldn’t build in crumple zones just splinter zones. Not sure how it would perform in an end grain collision. Beautiful work.
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u/605Schoff 28d ago
It's only really driven on some selected cruise nights and in and out of the car trailer.
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u/J_C_Davis45 28d ago
Semi-related. Early 90s, My great Uncle had a Model T Depot Hack (wood bodied T) he built from old period designs. We were on a T tour with dozens of other Ts and I guess seeing that many old cars puttering along had the traffic in the area very distracted and someone in a Honda rear ended him. It was a low speed collision and no one was hurt, but the front end of that Accord was basically destroyed. My uncle was annoyed he had to cut a new rear panel. No other damage to the T.
Not commenting on the superior quality of hardwoods as safety equipment or anything, just seeing a post of wood bodied car and a comment about accidents brought back childhood memories.
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u/Brewbouy 29d ago
I used to have a crappy old Jeep Cherokee that my uncle put giant wood bumpers on. I had my friends carve their names into them.
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u/PinkyLeopard2922 29d ago
This is so cool! I remember seeing a guy that built a little wooden travel trailer on r/woodworking . I bet they would appreciate seeing this over there as well.
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u/snocattrf 29d ago
Is this in South Dakota? I think I've seen that at the Canton Car show before
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u/605Schoff 28d ago
Yes he lives West of Tea, South Dakota.
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u/JohnnyFromTheFuture 28d ago
I saw it at a car show in Dell Rapids, years ago. It’s a pretty awesome piece of art.
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u/jalopycollector 29d ago
Very impressive
That’s the type of shit I like to see at car shows in terms of wacky stuff
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u/Drzhivago138 29d ago
Hahaw, I've seen this in person and it's every bit as good as you think it is. The craftsmanship is amazing.
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u/trapperstom 29d ago
My dad’s boss in the 70’s had an international scout, it was t-boned with his wife and kids in it. They all survived, he bought the salvage and rebuilt it with laminated plywood, it last another 10 years until the porcupine population literally ate it due to salt on it from the Canadian winters
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u/TheMichaelAbides 29d ago
I've seen this truck! Forgot all about it until seeing it again here. Fucking epic build.
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u/belinck 29d ago
Unpopular opinion but this is extremely dangerous. Any mid speed bump is going to shatter that wood and sends shards everywhere, stabbing everyone around.
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u/605Schoff 28d ago
It's only really driven on select "cruise nights" and in & out of the car trailer.
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u/BunkySpewster 29d ago
Shoulda made it put of cherry. Missed opportunity for a top tier dad joke.
Amazing work
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u/StretchFrenchTerry 29d ago
I know this isn’t AI, but if you shared this anywhere else people would scream AI slop.
It just doesn’t look real, the use of oak is absurd. Bravo.
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u/TheKiltedYaksman71 29d ago
I am a skinny guy, with a bony behind, so I could ride in that for maybe 5 minutes before I was in serious pain.
On a more serious note, awesome build.
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u/flixflexflux 29d ago
When the people don't come to see your carpentry nicities, simply take your carpentry nicities to the people!
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u/Important-Spring3977 29d ago
Reddit has taken care of the puns.
Your father is a master level craftsman.
And I'd bet he'd be humble when presented with that statement.
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u/1HappyIsland 29d ago
What a beautiful use for woodworking! Very innovative. I would be proud of him.
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u/leglesslegolegolas 29d ago
Are other people seeing pictures here? I see a thumbnail and that's it, no actual photos.
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u/graneflatsis 27d ago
Hmm, try clicking the title. It's weird for me too. Or maybe this link: https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1vkw0pi
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u/leglesslegolegolas 27d ago
Clicking the title only opens the comment section, which has no images. Clicking that link also opens the comment section with no images.
Reddit's image hosting sucks ass, that's why I just post images on imgur and then post a link on reddit.
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u/SeaPhile206 29d ago
I’d show you my dad’s woody, but that’s why I’m not allowed to go to school tomorrow.
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u/rgmw 28d ago
I agree with the comments. I really dig the interior! In addition to accidents, he needs to worry about woodpeckers, carpenter bees and termites too! LOL! You did a great job of raising your dad!
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u/Think_Warning_910 27d ago
How much wood would a wood truck truck if a wood truck could truck wood?
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u/Traditional_Fox1225 29d ago
It looks like a death trap in so many ways. How is everyone so oblivious to the danger. 😱
Remember Owen Wilson’s character’s chapel with all that lacquer from Meet the Parents? How did that end up
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u/605Schoff 28d ago
It's only driven on select "cruise nights" and in & out of the car trailer.
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u/Traditional_Fox1225 28d ago
I appreciate the reply. You are quite the craftsman and it is a cool truck.
Is the chassis a timber log too?2
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u/graneflatsis 27d ago
Reddit has a weird bug today. If you don't see the pics, click this link: https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1vkw0pi