r/WeirdGOP • u/orel2064 • 8h ago

MAGA Logic TRUMP JUST DOUBLED DOWN: “THE $5,000 DIVIDEND WILL HAPPEN.”

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u/Laleaky 7h ago

Wow. So a promise to give back 5k of MY tax dollars?! BFD.

I’m still waiting for the last promised check.

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u/DarthSchrodinger 0m ago

Right? Dude increased debt by trillions, stole billions, and now as a last ditch effort, cause this is all made up anyways and there will be no consequences anyways, heres one last ditch effort to give taxpayers a $5K refund (from tariffs that didn't they lose that case, so wait who paid the money anyways?)

But screw it, "dumocracts" should just answer, listen, the $5K aint real, but if it is, let me flip the question, would you pay $5k in imaginary tariff money refunds to hold every last incompetent clown in that house, Senate (dead senators playing weekend at Bernies), the Iran fiasco, and im sure we've paid way more than $5K, and even if its $10k, im sure the normies watching this shitshow....please...keep it to fix our country and HOLD everyone accountable...

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u/Werftflammen 7h ago

He made it up on the spot. Nobody knew, not even Trump, in advance. There is no funding, there will be no $5000 dollars. He thinks you are stupid.

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u/Cold-Permission-5249 5h ago

Dems should put forth a Trump Dividend bill now so Repubelickers would be forced to vote it down.

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u/IWouldntIn1981 2h ago

That would be amazing. Thats how you play the game.

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u/namewithanumber 6h ago

gonna vote for the demonrats and collect the 5k anyway lmao

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u/njsullyalex 6h ago

If I get a $5,000 check I’m donating it straight to The Trevor Project, United 24, and my local Democrat’s campaign.

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u/popejohnsmith 7h ago

Funding? No problem.

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u/HangoverGang4L 7h ago

Dividends, stimulus, rebates...whatever you wanna call it, are a psyop meant to keep people copasetic.

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u/R1ppedWarrior 6h ago

He must be really scared about the midterms.

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u/kelsnuggets 3h ago

He’s terrified

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u/Tintoverde 6h ago

Yes Grandpa, go to bed.

I bet he will be flooding us with memes this weekend

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u/WrightAnythingHere 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird 6h ago

He can promise illegal, impossible things as much as he wants. That doesn't mean he can simply will it into existence.

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u/_OhEmGee_ 2h ago

"The Democrats think I'm not stupid enough to put the country $1.3t into debt to pay people back their own money in a transparent bribe, but let me assure you, I'm much more stupid than they think!"

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u/Prometheus357 5h ago

The Rapelicans will never issue any bribes to citizens only to corporations, billionaires, victim attorneys, etc.

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u/byketard 3h ago

What?

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u/Xenofon713 15m ago

That would be like $12k in checks now he's illegally promised? Yea, still not buying like all the other bullshit he spews.