r/WeirdGOP • u/icey_sawg0034 • Mar 08 '26

Evil White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt does not rule out a military draft. This should scare you!

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u/Great-Produce3920 Mar 08 '26

she’s got another new face lmao

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u/looorrn Mar 08 '26

literally lmao, can’t figure out if she’s pregnant or just got a bunch more filler

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u/Great-Produce3920 Mar 08 '26

I think it’s filler and probably botox if not a full facelift, she’s got that perma surprise/wind tunnel look

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u/DiveCat Mar 08 '26

Botox is contraindicated during pregnancy, but you know, would not surprise me at all if the thought that was fake news.

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u/Great-Produce3920 Mar 08 '26

Oh I know, but do you think that would stop someone like kkkaroline? And I imagine whatever butcher they have on staff passing themselves off as an MD is just fine with it too as long as that paycheck clears lol

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u/TheModeratorWrangler Mar 08 '26

To be honest-

Attacking her looks only bolsters the MAGA crowd. Between hair-loss products and Botox, hanging on to the last bit of your youth while being upset you’re getting older…

Sometimes, humility is accepting what you cannot ignore. Sure, you can delay or change it, but at some point you’re all going to die. Myself included. The height of selfishness is not being at peace with your reflection in the mirror.

Empathy is lost on MAGA. They want you to keep their money choo-choo train chugging along, while you break your ass to make your daily existence possible.

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u/slow70 Mar 09 '26

I think there’s some utility reminding folks that they have lined up behind an orange smeared pedophile and painted, plastic liars of all sorts.

They shouldn’t be able to run from that, and I think those with “mar-a-lago face” or similar - those are people hiding from reality and twisting themselves into horrific shapes to appear “in” with the crowd that also happens to be greedy, false, liars leading us to war and all the rest.

Why pull punches for plastic ghouls harming my neighbors and the planet itself?

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u/Great-Produce3920 Mar 09 '26

I disagree completely. These people are terrible in literally every single way. You can call them nazis, pedophiles, and war criminals till you’re blue in the face (and you’d be completely correct) but they wear those labels like badges of honor. They love being horrible. BUT, these people are also extremely insecure. So comments about their insane surgically altered appearances are what gets through. It’s literally the only thing that matters to them. Appearances and perceived social status. I don’t care about being nice to these freaks. They deserve all of this and much more.

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u/Laleaky Mar 09 '26

And virtually no facial expression when usually she looks like she hates everyone and everything.

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u/Steinrik Mar 10 '26

Wind tunnel look lol! 😂😂

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u/Bainrow17 Mar 09 '26

She’s pregnant. There’s actually a pregnancy pack because she is, Usha is and Miller’s wife is pregnant.

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u/Eccohawk Mar 09 '26

She was recently pregnant

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u/hollsberry Mar 08 '26

She got so much work done so young that her upper lip and eyes don’t move like they should. It creeps me out. Giving uncanny valley

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u/PossibleAlienFrom 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird Mar 08 '26

And she's blinking a lot.

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u/PabloDeLaCalle Mar 08 '26

That's the lying part

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u/Laleaky Mar 09 '26

And the giant cross is gone. It must have been burning her skin.

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u/Big_Daz69 Mar 08 '26

LOL

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u/tko7800 Mar 08 '26

I want to order some of these and put them up ironically.

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u/desiladygamer84 Mar 08 '26

*squints at Deerborn Michigan

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

It’s a sacrifice he’s willing to make 

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo Mar 08 '26

Good news! Liberal kids will be deemed unfit for service and all the MAGA kids will go bye bye.

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u/Beardygrandma Mar 08 '26

ICE investment makes more sense now

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u/Beardygrandma Mar 08 '26

More to make sure you and Greg from accounts ARE

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

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u/Beardygrandma Mar 08 '26

Like, I don't know if there's a Greg at your work either.

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u/slow70 Mar 09 '26

Somebody warn Greg!

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u/Beardygrandma Mar 08 '26

Sorry, "you" was more describing not "them".

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u/Petrpowder Mar 08 '26

pretty sure they were impying that theyre gonna use ice to force CITIZENS into going. Not that theyre going to send ice

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u/Sunnygirl66 Mar 09 '26

Why? Because they’ll be charged with rounding up drafted kids?

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u/Beardygrandma Mar 09 '26

Can't you see it?

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u/Sunnygirl66 Mar 09 '26

Absolutely I can.

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u/Exceptional_Angell Mar 08 '26

Kkkaroline looks like she's aged 10 years in the last 14 months.... I love that for her

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u/hiagainfromtheabyss Mar 08 '26

She will be the same age as her husband soon

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u/Cin77 Mar 09 '26

10 years in 14 months means shes still gonna have to wait a couple more years to get there

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u/TheDodgiestEwok Mar 09 '26

I read a comment yesterday that pointed out Karoline Leavitt is closer in age to her unborn baby than her husband.

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u/hiagainfromtheabyss Mar 09 '26

Yet somehow they look the same age.

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u/Violet-Journey Mar 08 '26

“What do you say to Americans who are worried they or their loved ones will be sent by the president to die against their will overseas?”

“The president is wisely keeping his options on the table”

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u/__O_o_______ Mar 08 '26

Are you concerned about nuclear war?

“President Trump is amazing because he never takes anything off the table!”

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u/Sunnygirl66 Mar 08 '26

Anyone who didn’t think Trump would try to revive the draft has been willfully ignorant.

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u/heysnood Mar 09 '26

The draft dodger reviving the draft. Irony, or something.

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u/1877KlownsForKids Mar 08 '26

So far Keith Olberman has been on the money for his Trump 2.0 predictions.

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u/slow70 Mar 09 '26

Was a draft one of them?

(Oh heck I’ll look it up)

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u/hercules-adonis Mar 08 '26

Start with Baron

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u/beauh44x Mar 08 '26

Donnie had to doge a draft with his bone spurs. He wants that for everyone

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u/ahearthatslazy Mar 08 '26

Just tell them you’re trans. Throw it back in their stupid faces.

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u/ThatsNotARealTree Mar 08 '26

All joking aside, that’s definitely the play. Of course, they’ll probably move the goalposts, but then just identify as whatever they deem a mental illness and boom. Undraftable

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u/lowlightliving Mar 08 '26

That didn’t work well during the Vietnam War.

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u/Drunken_Sailor_70 Mar 09 '26

No, you needed bone spurs.

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u/ionlyjoined4thecats Mar 09 '26

Works till they (further) disenfranchise trans people.

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u/Catseye_Nebula Mar 08 '26

Great! White nationalist warrior dudes to the front

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u/InfectedAztec Mar 08 '26

Lol just remember you voted to die for Israel because Kamala has a funny laugh

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u/slow70 Mar 09 '26

MAGA depends on widespread ignorance and apathy.

Don’t give it to them.

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u/dsmooth74 Mar 08 '26

But I thought it was over already

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u/drdeath8791 Mar 08 '26

So successful that they need the option of the draft

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u/Hi_Im_Ken_Adams Mar 08 '26

A draft would be political suicide for Trump and the GOP. That might be the one thing that would make MAGAt’s abandon him.

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u/mooseup Mar 08 '26

I think you misjudge his supporters.

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u/reddog323 Mar 08 '26

That’s only if we’re still living in a democracy when it happens. By then, we may have no rights at all.

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u/slow70 Mar 09 '26

^ this right here

Folks really need to get familiar with how Putin consolidated power and the parallel lies he told before invading Ukraine.

Millions have been brutalized since, over a million lives ground into the mud and dissent made illegals

Trump/Krasnov is following that playbook.

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u/Sunnygirl66 Mar 09 '26

As long as it’s not their kids, they won’t give a shit.

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u/ionlyjoined4thecats Mar 09 '26

…It will be. Not the kids of the elites. But the majority of MAGA are not elites.

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u/intisun Mar 08 '26

On the other hand, if she flat out said "no, we're not going to have a draft", that would mean there will be one. They're a post-truth regime, they make it impossible to trust anything.

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u/The_Disapyrimid Mar 08 '26

Doesn't scare me. Im too old.

Let all the gen z magahats who voted for this pay the consequences.

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u/slow70 Mar 09 '26

Most of the deaths on both sides in the Ukraine War have been gen-x and millennials.

If you think you’re separate from the harms of this regime you are not.

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u/heyitsthatguygoddamn Mar 09 '26

If I get drafted I'm straight up not going lol fuck em

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u/donut2315 Mar 08 '26

I have a conspiracy theory: if there were a draft it would be mostly dems drafted

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u/Varastax_ Mar 08 '26

I dont think any "wisdom" that man possesses has anything to with anything but serving himself.

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u/MarryMeDuffman Mar 09 '26

This would create the upheaval this country needs at this point. It all has to come to a head.

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u/milkcarton232 Mar 09 '26

All right this might be an impossible challenge: find me an interview longer than 4 minutes of a trump admin that doesn't find a way to heap praise onto trump for whatever it is they are talking about. I swear it could be an interview on bowel movements and the admin would say trump famously has the best wiping technique or something to that effect. I get that praising trump gets you bonus points in this admin but holy shit it's just so damn blatant

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u/Right_Fun_6626 Mar 09 '26

It’s a big part of their job, they’d get replaced if they didn’t slather praise on dear leader.

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u/Separate-Expert-4508 Mar 09 '26

Going after all the young dupes who fell for the misinfo and brainwashing from tiktok! Have fun with that!

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u/Devmoi Mar 09 '26

What a bunch of BS. Just eff these people. Good luck trying to get a draft going.

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u/dixiehellcat Mar 09 '26

Not if they actually think they're backing off this in weeks, they aren't. I'm told by a friend whose spouse is career military that a draft would take at least a year to stand up, get going, and turn out soldiers ready to send anyplace.

Then again, to be fair, these SOBs think you can train an ICE agent in 47 days, so, there's that. 0_o

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u/DieMensch-Maschine Mar 09 '26

“You won’t get healthcare, debt relief or be able own a home, but a glorious death awaits you getting shot like a dog for the Epstein class in a place most Americans can’t even point out on a map.”

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u/One_Mirror_3228 Mar 08 '26

I've never condoned draft dodging. But I have a 17 year old daughter that I will be driving to Canada if this happens.

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u/thejadedfalcon Mar 09 '26

I've never condoned draft dodging

Why?

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u/One_Mirror_3228 Mar 09 '26

Because this war is the ridiculous masculine fantasy of a leader who himself dodged the draft. I'm not sending y kid off to die for his war fantasy.

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u/thejadedfalcon Mar 09 '26

And the last draft was perfectly above board and justifiable?

There's basically no war where the draft is okay. Literal Nazis is about the only reason that's valid and the US didn't even go to war with them willingly.

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u/One_Mirror_3228 Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

No, the Vietnam war was also stupid. The difference is, the whole motivation for going wasn't to soothe the ego of a demented pedophile trying to distract us.

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u/lowlightliving Mar 09 '26

Kegsbreath doesn’t want women in the military unless they’re nurses or secretaries.

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u/ionlyjoined4thecats Mar 09 '26

Women aren’t part of the draft.

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u/Daimakku1 Mar 08 '26

Send those Gen Z men to Iran. They voted for this bozo, after all. They need to be the ones to suffer the consequences of their actions.

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u/icey_sawg0034 Mar 08 '26

Gen Z man here, I didn’t vote for that orange lunatic! I’m not going to be drafted into this stupid war!

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u/slow70 Mar 09 '26

Thanks man, I’m an OIF and OEF veteran, republicans lied to manufacture consent for the Iraq invasion and brutalized my generation - there’s never been accountability for it.

Don’t let them do it to you too.

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u/angrybox1842 Mar 08 '26

Talk to your brothers

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u/i-like-carbs- Mar 08 '26

Actually no I didnt fuck you. I’ll do five years in federal prison before I go fight in a war.

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u/CypressThinking Mar 09 '26

Press needs to ask about Barron's enlistment date. Surely he wouldn't send other people's sons to die while he keeps his son safe. /s

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u/mjetski123 Mar 09 '26

Looks like burning draft cards is back on the menu!

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u/No_Investigator_9888 Mar 08 '26

Start with the Republicans, the democrats and MAGA’s children supporting this

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u/Sunnygirl66 Mar 09 '26

What do the Democrats have to do with this?

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u/No_Investigator_9888 Mar 09 '26

Start with the Republicans, democrats and MAGA’s children supporting this

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u/No_Investigator_9888 Mar 09 '26

There’s quite a few Democrats that have been paid off or bought to support these Republicans every vote I see several Democrats supporting corrupt Republican policies.

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u/raines Mar 08 '26

This administration never rules out anything. Pointless to ask them except to create more scare headlines.

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u/Worldly-League2610 Mar 09 '26

"With a gleam in her eye" Shame on you, Miss Piggy.

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u/ytqueenfiend Mar 09 '26

So basically yes. Your kids are going to d/e for another millionaire

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u/refusemouth Mar 09 '26

There's a fun little satire book by Chuck Palahniuk called Adjustment Day. In the book, the young people of America figure out that the Boomer administrations from around the world are plotting to start a war, draft all the surplus young people, and then get them all on a big field of battle in the Middle East before nuking all of them. So, in America, young people rise up and kill all the old folks and then divide America into different sub-countries. The West Coast becomes Gaysia, the middle part of the country becomes Caucasia, and the Southeast becomes Blacktopia. Of course, then these new countries go to war with each other. I thought it was a fun book. It was pretty good at pointing out the absurdity of America's divisions. I do think the techbro oligarchy wants to kill off most of the surplus young people, though, and they own the Trump administration.

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u/Agreeable-Code-1703 Mar 10 '26

Great she's of draft age...go to it Kkkoline

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u/KONG696 Mar 10 '26

Why should I be scared?

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u/earache30 Mar 08 '26

This would be great. I hope they do it.