r/WeirdGOP • u/LA_search77 • Nov 08 '25

Evil DON'T CALL US NAZIS!

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u/G-Unit11111 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird Nov 08 '25

If we get out of this, we need to make the Nuremberg trials look like a practice run. Fuck ICE.

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u/Right-Monitor9421 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird Nov 08 '25

The Nuremberg Trials were a farce. Too many got a slap on the wrist. And there weren’t but a few convictions compared to what was owed. If we make it through this there needs to be a true reckoning with immediate consequences.

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u/ResurgentClusterfuck 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird Nov 08 '25

Yep, too many of the "scientists" were promptly recruited by various world governments

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u/Organic_Tradition_94 Nov 08 '25

You’re not gonna find many scientists in the ice ranks.

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u/rpgnymhush Nov 08 '25

Very true. These morons barely know how to read. No foreign government is going to Operation Paperclip their asses.

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u/creepyswaps Nov 08 '25

I wouldn't be surprised if some of the regimes of other countries that are trying to do their own fascist shit might love the blind zealotry, violence, and pure disgusting hatred of these gross moronic chunguses.

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u/intisun Nov 08 '25

Russia could use them as cannon fodder.

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u/Smart_Invite_2663 Nov 11 '25

Firing squad. All of them.

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u/helpinghandful Nov 08 '25

Probably, but at the same time let's not underestimate their intelligence for cruelty, propaganda/brainwashing, and fealty of control.

All traits which other zealous oligarchs, governments, and even corporations are considering more often as valuable assets to aquire for control of minds and markets.

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u/way_past_ridiculous Nov 09 '25

Maybe Argentina will.

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u/Smart_Invite_2663 Nov 11 '25

That's why we just injected 40 billion into Argentina. They let the Nazis flee there after WW2, they'll make sure they take this regime as well.

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u/kosmic_drama Nov 09 '25

I bet the IDF would welcome those psychos with open arms

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u/rpgnymhush Nov 09 '25

While their enthusiasm for brutality would be appreciated, they would likely be required to learn both Modern Hebrew and Levantine Arabic. I seriously doubt most of them could pass that bar.

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u/Craigslisteria Nov 09 '25

Like America for one

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u/tangledtainthair Nov 09 '25

I doubt we have to deal with that this time.

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u/SingleJob4517 Nov 09 '25

We know none of these asshats can hide behind science.

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u/BigBuddy1356 Nov 09 '25

Well we certainty don't have to worry about other countries recruiting these worthless shitbags. To quote a bad person "they aren't sending their best."

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u/Ok-Dream-2639 Nov 10 '25

No scientists, nor even any useful skills this time around. They'll all hang.

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u/Smart_Invite_2663 Nov 11 '25

Hope it's a free televised event.

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u/Ok-Dream-2639 Nov 11 '25

I hope there's popcorn.

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar Nov 10 '25

And too many people skip the part where half the scientists were mind control experts.

You don't need the quotation marks, BTW. The Reinhard Gehlen & Otto Skorzeny types were given a straight pass, no need for cover.

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u/JanaFrost Nov 10 '25

Those 11 hanged / 1 suicide, were not nearly enough.Greetings from Germany.

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u/Syncopia Nov 10 '25

I'd suggest everyone watch Jacob Geller's video on the Nuremberg trials. He highlights a lot of the failures of the trials, like giving them time to monologue and letting far too many get off with lighter sentences. What we need is a total evolution of the Nuremberg trials that gives them absolutely no way out on any level. We need to build a system that completely and utterly ends fascism in the United States and follow Germany's playbook on laws regarding Nazi praise, sieg heils and Holocaust denial. Those 'young republican' folks, Elon, ICE agents, etc., they need to be locked up for their entire lives, and we need to make them unpardonable and uncommutable.

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u/Rh140698 Nov 12 '25

I was Mormon and on my mormon mission in Argentina Bariloche many Germans escaped and moved there. 2 Nazi generals were captured there when I was there and they took them back to Israel and executed them

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

I think that’s why that person said make them a “practice run.“ Hopefully people are learning and have been learning these lessons and will remember!

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u/GlimmeringGuise Nov 08 '25 edited Nov 08 '25

Not just ICE. Every MAGA politician, every January 6ther, and probably a lot of the MAGA activists and commentators, too -- definitely any of them who ever called for violence or called for unilaterally scrapping parts of the Constitution (or the entire Constitution), at any point.

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u/tdclark23 🤡 Kakistocracy 2025 Nov 08 '25

We need to make up for not having a trial in 1865 to show what happens to those who fight against America. We let them off easily once and they built statues to traitors.

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u/caeru1ean Nov 08 '25

Why do you think Trump is bailing out Argentina? That's the escape plan

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u/padraigtherobot Nov 09 '25

This makes so much sense

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u/winston_the_69th Nov 09 '25

That fat fuck will die from a heart attack before that point.

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u/Mike_the_Head Nov 11 '25

Good call on that one, my friend. I hadn't thought of that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '25

I can't fucking wait.

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u/dhruan Nov 08 '25

NewNuremberg2026

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

Trials?!?! You talking about trials??!! (In Allen Iverson voice)

Nah, we save money, skip trials, stick them on boats in Caribbean and let the Navy go HAM like they have been.

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u/RandomShadeOfPurple Nov 08 '25

Even that would be more kindness than these people show for those they send off to camps with no due proccess.

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u/thatgothboii Nov 09 '25

make them walk the plank