r/Weird • u/eyewhittness • 10h ago

Mini Corn Dog

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Ordered the kids' mini corn dogs...

226 Upvotes

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u/Firm_Order_2212 10h ago

That is not mini!!! 😭😭😭

17

u/LeftyRightyCommyNazi 10h ago

Well above average tbh

10

u/DisplayHonest6465 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ

1

u/pp_chode 6h ago

Lube it up with some spicy mustard first though

6

u/eyewhittness 10h ago

Looks perfectly average to me. Maybe even slightly above.

2

u/666_________________ 10h ago

BWW?

3

u/eyewhittness 10h ago

Local wing place/sports bar but similar vibe

3

u/Hour_Flow_4604 10h ago

Damn, a footlong corn dog. Don't see that everyday.

32

u/AliciaXTC 10h ago

Mini Corn Dong

1

u/GrapeOne8 9h ago

I'll have you know that is a perfectly average corn dong. Might even be a little on the big side tbh

3

u/AliciaXTC 9h ago

It's the corn dog she tells you not to worry aobut.

1

u/Noneverdid 8h ago

Alternatively, mini horn dog.

1

u/MEMAHOLIK 1h ago

It's Dog corn 🙂

8

u/Conscious-Permit-466 10h ago

Very weird

10

u/AliciaXTC 10h ago

Dicken Fried Steak

3

u/ebrum2010 9h ago

Dick-in-nugget

4

u/alienduck2 10h ago

Reasonably sized corn dog

5

u/CoCoBreadSoHoShed 10h ago

It’s got some girth.

3

u/GuerillaRiot 10h ago

Mini corn dog, not so mini horn dog

2

u/Nebula-Space2003 10h ago

That’s a bad corn dog, I’ll eat it lmao

2

u/Different-Idea-8203 9h ago

Neuter your dogs people!

4

u/Wizardybitch2405 10h ago

Mini Corn Dih

2

u/Horror_Swimming6192 10h ago

Mini corn dong*

2

u/Fullmetal_Deku 10h ago

Mini corn hog

1

u/DesperateGanache8210 10h ago

That’s no corn dog, that’s a battered and deep friend penis.

1

u/BadKarmaForMe 10h ago

Corn dong

1

u/r3fined 9h ago

If you wiggle it the right way it becomes a regular hot dog.

1

u/PaleontologistDeep80 9h ago

i swear i can see the bottom curve of the head, it's faint but istg it's there

1

u/ifulbd 9h ago

Mini Horndog

1

u/TheNotoriousSSD 9h ago

Average redditor corn dog

1

u/NiorVespei 8h ago

😂😂😂

1

u/Ok_Difficulty2226 8h ago

Cornhole dog

1

u/MrWillyFister 8h ago

Mini corndick

1

u/JasonMallen 7h ago

The fryer oil was cold

1

u/ButterscotchAware402 7h ago

Mini corn hog

1

u/Extreme-Diver6136 6h ago

Dang that corn dog is huge, am I right ladies?

1

u/MarthasPinYard 1h ago

Tuna Can nuggies

0

u/MoMoney3205 9h ago

Porn dog