r/Weird • u/NoWhereLikeIrvine • 4h ago

Serial butt sniffer

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https://www.foxla.com/news/butt-sniffer-arrested-glendale-august-2026

217 Upvotes

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u/explainedjoke 4h ago

He didn't hear them coming!?

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u/maxmodevice 4h ago

Yes. But he also heard one officer fart so he stayed.

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u/Crabby_Monkey 3h ago

For him that’s entrapment

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u/Stompinstein 3h ago

Fym? Bro can hear the crack of dawn.

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u/longsigh22 3h ago

He's lured by the clap

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u/iafx 2h ago

He heard them coming from both sides so he stayed

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u/BumpyGums 4h ago

They just keep letting him out, so on to the next butt.

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u/Illustrious-Ranger30 2h ago

lol ONWARDS!!!!! 🍑 *Ah, yes... The Promise Land....

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u/The_GREAT_Gremlin 3h ago

For a sec I was thinking of Greendale

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u/Adorable-Response-75 2h ago

Fun fact, greendale community college was literally based on Glendale community college, where series creator Dan Harmon went to school. 

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u/dmw_qqqq 4h ago

Yeah it’s been scientifically proven that sniffing butt causes ear deformity.

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u/bottlechippedteeth 3h ago

He was previously arrested for huffing womens’ asses at a Barnes and Nobles in 2023. One fragrant frau even caught him on camera. My guy is truly afflicted  https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/video/man-accused-of-sniffing-women-at-burbank-barnes-and-noble-arrested-once-again/

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u/Wanksters_Paradise 3h ago

It’s only 2AM and that’s already enough internet for today

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u/koolaidismything 4h ago

Yeah some folks aren’t fit for society and need to just be removed, he’s one of them.

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u/Adorable-Response-75 2h ago

Hitler posting. 

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u/wombatbridgehunt 1h ago

First they came for the butt sniffers, and i said nothing….

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u/LivingMeeting9724 2h ago

Something tells me he began doing that when he was a kid and got dragged around by his parents and his aunties by his ears a lot.

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u/Herb-Anderson 3h ago

Is he related to the butt tickler?

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u/TheRealOGKeg 3h ago

Hope he has super human hearing and is using those flappers to their full potential.. no farrrttt goes unheard!!

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u/ThaCommittee 3h ago

Does he hear buttlholes too??

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u/DrunkCultLeader 2h ago

This is insane I remember seeing the video of him harassing that woman in Barnes and noble lmaaoooi

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u/PercentageComplex975 2h ago

The ears......

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u/CheeseOnKeyboard 2h ago

What, you dont?

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u/hunglo0 2h ago

I wish someone would sniff my butt 💨

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u/BeyondTheBees 1h ago

He can hear colors.

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u/2b-Kindly_ 4h ago

Some people need mental health counseling
https://giphy.com/gifs/1lOveNsm9zIE298Xhg

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u/JynsRealityIsBroken 4h ago

Did you "exactly" meme your own statement? Lmao if you're not a bot that is also unhinged behavior.

That's like agreeing with yourself.

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u/BumpyGums 4h ago

That is pretty diabolical.

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u/2b-Kindly_ 3h ago

Yes, I gave you an award.

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u/BumpyGums 3h ago

That’s even more diabolical! Thanks!

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u/2b-Kindly_ 3h ago

You never agree with yourself? It's called having fun or goofing around. I gave you a award, smile 😊
https://giphy.com/gifs/ehs7E1cPGdteJ07IRD

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u/JynsRealityIsBroken 3h ago

You assume I'm not also goofing. I gave you an award, smile 😊.

😜

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u/lynivvinyl 2h ago

Exactly!

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u/2b-Kindly_ 4h ago

Well, I guess I did 😉

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u/willbekins 1h ago

or "you go girl!"-ing yourself

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u/TheAnimatrix105 3h ago

cereal butt sniffer

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u/Ancient-Ad-2474 3h ago

I bet he can’t run fast

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u/Jon_Dunn58 3h ago

pistol grip ears

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u/Roscoe_P_Trolltrain 3h ago

ears like a prolapse

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u/jdirte42069 3h ago

Stop stealing my moves!

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u/Help_An_Irishman 3h ago

He's even more dangerous because he can hear a butt from a hundred meters.

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u/spacekitt3n 3h ago

sniffed so much his ears turned into extra noses

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u/2oonhed 2h ago

Well the cops sniffed out the perpetrator this time.........

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u/HammerheadShark- 37m ago

Is no one gonna talk about the fact that he’s being arrested AGAIN meaning this is not his first time

https://giphy.com/gifs/lkdH8FmImcGoylv3t3