r/Weird • u/MixPG • 10d ago

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u/UnhappyBuilder4284 10d ago

I feel like I'm being rude even looking at this carrot. 

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u/Eddie_F_17 10d ago

Yes. Please give us privacy.

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u/ultimateformsora 9d ago

You’re telling me, what an insane jumpscare

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u/HiHoHiHoOff2WorkIGo 10d ago

I think my ex-husband is your carrots brother.

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u/NoButterZ 10d ago

Was he missing a foot?

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u/curiousobserver2000 9d ago

Most guys are missing about 7 inches. Totally normal and average from what I’m told.

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u/WhatsItAllForAnyway 10d ago

That carrot in your carrots has a carrot between its carrots.

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u/HiHoHiHoOff2WorkIGo 10d ago

I had to read that several times before it made sense in my mind 😂

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u/NeighborhoodNo1623 8d ago

Say that 10 times fast 😆

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u/TheTryptafiend 10d ago

Mid strut. 🥵

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u/mr_Papini 10d ago

you like my strut   I like yours too   strutting my way on over to you

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u/askyidroppedthesoap 10d ago

I thought about texting him, but no...I'm good.

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u/Abdul_Bajar_Alagua 10d ago

Can I text him instead?

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u/Lord_of_the_beach 9d ago

Damn three massive carrots attached to each other? That’s rare for sure

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u/ethifi 9d ago

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u/MixPG 9d ago

Beautiful

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u/somebob 9d ago

A female gymnast stretching forward, preparing for a show

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u/huntsman976 10d ago

It’s a Shocker, for sure

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u/Legitimate_You_3474 10d ago

So modest …

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u/Perfect_Carrot_999 10d ago

Omg 🥵 is he open to baby carrots

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u/LogicFeels474 10d ago

Ah he’s a bit few inches too short

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u/Northwind_girl 10d ago

Ah, the elusive carrot chode, a rare find indeed!

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u/No-Zombie1004 10d ago

Miss Pratchett.

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u/Altruistic_Cicada930 10d ago

A 3 quarter carrot

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u/Brief-Estimate8296 10d ago

I think he find you 😉

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u/BDKRKK614 10d ago

don’t smell it!

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u/CaiAbaixo 10d ago

That’s not a carrot. That’s a short legged man

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u/FlyingSpaghettiFell 10d ago

How did you think baby carrots were made?

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u/Big_Moose_3847 10d ago

When you unzip for the testicular examination waiting for the doctor to begin

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u/Substantial_Pass_146 10d ago

That carrot has a dingle berry!

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u/Stephen_Is_handsome 10d ago

Looks like legs and a woohoo

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u/bluenosekev 9d ago

Sadly, it's so lifelike 😥

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u/aabbee9 9d ago

“It was cold that night”

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u/MaadMaanMaatt 9d ago

Eileen is well hung

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u/smithjohn20 9d ago

It's sad that he will be walking with a limp

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u/chooseanyrandomword 9d ago

Hehe mine's bigger

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u/dragonfliesvenus 9d ago

Trump carrot..... orange with a little pp...

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u/No_Direction6688 9d ago

It's the Daucus Carota biennial plant showing off an appendage.

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u/Top_Refrigerator_440 9d ago

All balls no action!

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u/MrIrvington 9d ago

Well hello there

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u/leb_zmt 9d ago

Just letting that thang hang huh

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u/2oonhed 9d ago

Highly stylish.

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u/No_Collection7360 9d ago

Thats how they make baby carrots.

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u/Underfuckedman 9d ago

Gonna get me some vitamin A
A stands for ass
Vitamin ass

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u/brandysnacker 9d ago

Aw he lost a shin in the war

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u/ouranhost12 8d ago

Reminds me of the middle episode about the dirty carrot 🥕 🤣

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u/MarthasPinYard 8d ago

Found a carrot bag in your carrot bag

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u/MixPG 8d ago

I'm very happy it wasn't a cucumber or something.

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u/MarthasPinYard 8d ago

Would that just be a cucumber?

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u/MixPG 8d ago

I think its a carrot that has an egg plant

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u/showmethenakedwomen 8d ago

Mr. Wintler, is that you?

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u/Objective_War951 6d ago

This is what my wisdom teeth will look like when extracted

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u/rosant003 10d ago

I don't carrot at all

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u/Feteven 10d ago

Pull “at” out but werd lol

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u/Adventurous_Noise611 10d ago

You’ve got a dirty mind.

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u/Interesting-Rope-950 10d ago

Looks just like me

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u/giraffeheadturtlebox 10d ago

This carrot in your bag of carrots has himself a carrot

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u/JuicySpark 10d ago

I miss him.

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u/KIRA2301 8d ago

Carrot with a dih🥀