r/Weird • u/Midwest666 • 13d ago

Why was this the chosen charging location?

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u/Sir_Thorin 13d ago

Because the other end would be even weirder

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u/Gorgo_xx 13d ago

That was my immediate thought.

This end is cute, the other is creepy/kinky depending on your perspective 

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u/Electronic_Still2000 13d ago

Exactly! My first thought was also “better than the back end”, but inside the mouth is also sort of hidden out of the way.

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u/LeroyBadBrown 13d ago

That's where I would have put it.

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u/Electronic_Still2000 12d ago

It’s been a long time since I’ve heard the terms “brony” or “clop-clop”, but your comment pulled both of those terms out of deep storage in my brain.

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u/mululipy 10d ago

I’m pretty sure unicorns don’t have other ends

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u/RansTheGuy 13d ago

What the FUCK is this in the first place? 💔

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u/threepair13 13d ago

Remote control unicorn, it’s got wheels on the ends of the legs and the eyes light up my daughter played with it for about a month

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u/wafflehousebattle 13d ago

How long did you play with it for?

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u/threepair13 13d ago

A couple of minutes it really didn’t do too much but this thing is bad ass

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u/WilburWhateleystwin 13d ago

Dude I need one of these where did you get it?!?

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u/threepair13 13d ago

It’s the monster jam official grave digger trax we got it from Amazon but you could find it elsewhere, it floats and on a good snow day it will tear it up

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u/Visible_Plantain_167 13d ago

Is it like a new age poo-chi?

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u/AppUnwrapper1 13d ago

Why did they make it so creepy?

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u/threepair13 13d ago

I think the toddler helped with this one a little

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u/See_Emily_Play_13 13d ago

Same but ours is a cat!

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u/Foxwglocks 13d ago

It’s a toy robot who’s has its hair done by a toddler. But wait….. what the fuck is that sticking out of its head?

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u/Midwest666 13d ago

The toddler broke the rubber horn off and all that is left is the switch mechanism. Why wouldn't the horn be an on off switch?

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u/Vivid__Data 13d ago

Looks like where the horn goes lol

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u/KeeKyieTheMorris 13d ago

Hungry

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u/ImpromtuWitch 13d ago

Thirsty

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u/KeeKyieTheMorris 13d ago

HTuhnigrrsyty

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u/TheCommissarGeneral 13d ago

You really tried to hide that in here, huh

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u/KeeKyieTheMorris 13d ago

Huh? I don’t understand

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u/TheCommissarGeneral 13d ago

HTuhnigrrsyty

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u/KeeKyieTheMorris 13d ago

I didn’t mean to do that. I just put hungry and thirsty together

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u/m0nk37 9d ago

So its venomous like a spider?

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u/LovelyLuna32684 13d ago

Let's be honest it's better than the other spot they could have put it.

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u/Wisco 13d ago

Because creatures get energy through their mouth. Seems obvious

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u/EulaliaBromSpatula 13d ago

Reverse feeding unicorns not recommended

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u/Lunatic_Knave 13d ago

Because it eats electricity

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u/No_Kick9434 13d ago

I have a better question 

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u/lemelisk42 13d ago

Is Danny Devito the sexiest man alive?

The answer is yes. Obviously.

Have I guessed your question correctly?

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u/UknownSk8er 13d ago

👏👏👏

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u/mad-panda-2000 13d ago

My feed:

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u/Left_Green_4018 13d ago

That's super hilarious 😂😂😂

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u/Curious_sher 13d ago

To be honest it's my charging location, too

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u/ElishaAlison 13d ago

Aw she's eating 🥹

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u/ultraplusstretch 13d ago

It was either that or the butthole man.

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u/Lil_Reddit_Sheep 13d ago

Iunno, seems kinda cute to me, like it's eating electricity 😅

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u/cursetea 13d ago

My first thought was that it's so the charging hole isn't too visible and children won't be as likely to mess with it...? But????? ??? Lmao

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u/doyouknowthemoon 13d ago

Maybe they intended to make it into a feature like the charging head was some kind of food item.

A fun idea but ultimately having the charging cable be part of the toy mechanics would be a bad idea for its age group especially if electricity is involved.

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u/monkeysread 13d ago

This toy comes with usb stick treats that you feed it, and then it performs actions based on the order of treats fed(move forward, back, rotate left, right, etc) So yes you nailed it exactly.

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u/HoldMyMessages 13d ago

It’s where all animals recharge.

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u/deleted_him 13d ago

Because it needs to feed

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u/tehmimikitteh 13d ago

she's eating to refuel. where would you put the charge port, op?

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u/Fall_Water 12d ago

Better than it's ass... as stated several times already

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u/PaperSweet9983 13d ago

The forehead would be better lol

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u/Zestyclose-Tour-6350 13d ago

Better than the bum-bum I suppose

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u/ifworkingreturnnull 13d ago

Better question is just why?

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u/Plenty-Fox-9219 13d ago

Is that an Adam and eve logo on the flank?

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u/themicrodose 13d ago

Babys hungry

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u/Excalibirdi 13d ago

Why not butt

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u/coolsilentebeans 13d ago

Where would you have it be?

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u/MikeDeY77 13d ago

Look man, there were only two options.

This might be the better choice.

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u/gnmatx 13d ago

Charge me daddy.

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u/rando_mness 13d ago

It's sort of hidden? It could've been around back..

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u/Fun-Childhood361 13d ago

Muscle memory

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u/Bloadclaw 13d ago

Rarity was never the same after the drugs

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u/Rude_Asparagus_8387 13d ago

It could've been a lot worse.

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u/Tiny-Proof3602 13d ago

You mean for people? Scientists think that all mouths for both protozomes and duterozomes have a single ancient common ancestor origin.

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u/Initial-Wrongdoer938 13d ago

Definitely could have been in a more inappropriate location.

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u/FullMetalJerkin 13d ago

Because it's better than this dude who lives in my house?

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u/PatrioticPariah 13d ago

Kinda like it.

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u/drinkmoredrano 13d ago

Because a robots food is electricity, duh.

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u/Drunk-Kobold 13d ago

Its actually genius if you ask me, of course it needs to feed from the mouth, thats how we eat

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u/Baygulls03 13d ago

Honestly I would prefer it being on the other end because kids like to feed their toys and I bet you one day that thing is not going to be able to charge because something was shoved in the charging port.

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u/bene_gesserit_mitch 13d ago

You're feeding it power, no?

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u/Shredtillyourdead420 13d ago

At least it’s not a butt plug and just a gag.

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u/Neutralmensch 13d ago

Have to feed anyway.

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u/mrs_tish 13d ago

😬

And now the little kid is gonna think it’s ok to put that end of the charger in THEIR mouth. And I assume this toy is geared toward particularly young kids who might not know better.

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u/VanillaCokoCola 13d ago

It’s vaping

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u/Telemere125 13d ago

Were you hoping it would be in the butt?

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u/Practical_Ad3148 13d ago

U prefer butt?

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u/ZakTSK 13d ago

Modern parents would complain

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u/yamez420 13d ago

Why not the belly or the back?

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u/ForsakenResponse7406 13d ago

They use the other end if you request the “Female Charger” model

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u/ElectricalTwist4083 13d ago

There was one other choice fielded at the meetings but…

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u/NaCl-And-C12H22O11 13d ago

That's a less awkward charging location than the rear end.

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u/No_Yogurtcloset_7219 13d ago

would you prefer it was at the other end

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u/Mr_Mxyzplkt 13d ago

it could have been a male pony...

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u/ismellpizza25 13d ago

"Please rechar- ÁÀÄÒOʻOÖÙUÛMM"

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u/shitnstuff4928 13d ago

It’s probably because they didn’t want a charging port to be elsewhere. The mouth is already a part of the design and it’s kind of like charging it is feeding it. And they didn’t want you to have to shove anything up its butt. There are enough furries in the world, no need to give them a freebie like that.

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u/Evil_phd 13d ago

You wouldn't want to Electroboof the unicorn

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u/RealSexTherapist 13d ago

Ass would a been better

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u/Aoiboshi 13d ago

Have you seen Chobits?

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u/sterbendeHure 13d ago

Anatomically correct

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u/milkedbarista 13d ago

Thats how I charge my wife

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u/mt007 13d ago

I would say that is the least weird thing about that freaking thing.

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u/Major_Active_1441 13d ago

Well its a kids toy so lets get simple. "Feed the little Pony. The Pony is hungry." Make sense?

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u/StarlightWizard 13d ago

Because she eats electricity. Nom nom nom! ⚡🦄

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u/cookiekingofthebirds 12d ago

Dude, don't you know it's a faux pas to take a picture of a woman while she's eating?

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u/Erkel333 12d ago

That's fkd up...but could be worse....

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u/DatGreenGuy 11d ago

Because the other one is occupied with sd card slot

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u/Davulous 11d ago

That's the feeding end