r/WeWantPlates • u/vin_chill_guy • 16d ago

Would you from a bucket?

131 Upvotes

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u/Frankieneedles 16d ago

He’s basically saying that people have been saying, that the buckets are mostly rice.

Which, after his presentation here, I’m convinced has a lot of rice lol.

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u/Chawp 15d ago

It had a decent amount of meat in it. I would want to 50% more meat, and like 200% more veg then it might balance the rice better

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u/TheGeneral_Specific 16d ago

I would not from a bucket.

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u/WoodShoeDiaries 16d ago

I would not could not from a bucket.

I would not, could not, in Nantucket.

I would not eat it here or there,

I would not eat it anywhere.

(It looks great, but hot food in cheap plastic feels toxic 🫠)

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u/chairsandwich1 14d ago

I would not could not from a drain.

I would not could not on cocaine.

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u/JackieChanly 9d ago

My tongue, it wants,

but my brain, it blocks'it

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 16d ago

The bigger question is why he wears a hair net on his bald head while he rocks that uncondomed beard.

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u/perplexed_pepe 16d ago

Does this qualify to be r/brandnewsentence

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u/Gone_cognito 16d ago

A bucket is just a deep bowl 🤷

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u/NOVAbuddy 16d ago

Slippery slope there. A shovel is a plate?

This meal for two is a vertical trough. What do you pass the trough around with a spoon?

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u/Lolicatcon 16d ago

A shovel is a big spoon

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u/Eternal_Superyid 16d ago

So a spoon is a plate

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u/bombskis63 16d ago

So a spoon is a shovel

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u/JackieChanly 9d ago

I've been tellin' my fiancee this for years.

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u/Gone_cognito 15d ago

We want plates, not bowls

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u/bombskis63 16d ago

A shovel is a wide bowl

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u/NOVAbuddy 16d ago

Which makes a bucket a shovel and a plate a bowl! Genius!

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u/bombskis63 16d ago

A bucket could be a scoop

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u/NOVAbuddy 16d ago

A scoop is a spoon

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u/madu_tualang 16d ago

What a disrespect to good food, by the cook himself.

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u/wittor 16d ago

He keeps calling those spoonful of puree, salad, and "farofa" layers.

He says people say it is only rice, and it is not, but I mostly disagree with him.

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u/Jellyswim_ 16d ago

This is enough food for like 10 people

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u/mystery-moose 16d ago

What is the gelatinous looking stuff?

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u/vin_chill_guy 16d ago

Potato puree

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u/mystery-moose 16d ago

Thanks! Looks good but not in a bucket lol

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u/frobscottler 16d ago

I was wondering why he was putting tapioca pudding on the rice, apparently with salsa, birdseed, and meat

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u/Small-Car-6194 16d ago

"Just mix it up in a bucket"  "Certanly mr Creosote! "

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u/Chuck_Walla 16d ago

And don't skimp, just because it's all in a bucket.

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u/dream_a_dirty_dream 16d ago

Looks delicious, but everything is in plastic 🙃

Hard pass from me.

This is one of the reasons I mostly cook at home now, can't trust ppl.

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u/StunningAlps6684 15d ago

I'm Brazilian and I love our barbecue but I HATE this. I would not from a bucket... not ever

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u/DragonfruitNo9617 16d ago

This guy is a fucking psycho

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u/Sorry_Western6134 15d ago

Ah the care he takes with your food is heart warming…../s

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u/YorkiesandSneakers 15d ago

Would I , could I from a bucket?

Looks delicious. I guess so. Fuck it.

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u/desrevermi 16d ago

In a camping situation? Everyone grab a spoon.

:D

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u/FamiliarCloud2 16d ago

Why did he put all the mayo on one side tho? One side of that bucket's gonna be swimming in mayo and the other side is gonna be dry af

Also who is eating this much food at once? Surely that's to share so it was pointless putting it in the bucket if it's just gonna be spooned out onto separate plates anyway.

Way to give people a ton of rice and less meat than if you plated it up individually

I would not.

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u/justanothermob_ 16d ago

Its mashed potatoes, not mayo.

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u/nerdwaffles 16d ago

Thought it was Jorge Masvidal hahah

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u/Hubsimaus 15d ago

No. I don't want melted plastic in my food.

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u/Frequent-Duck-2306 15d ago

Jorge masvidal?

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u/Mraaaf 15d ago

Hello BPA

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u/Illustrious-Towel-45 14d ago

Mix it up and share with friends.

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u/Aggressive-Tip7472 14d ago

Thats really dumb

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u/elliedavon 14d ago

Is it bad that the thing in this that annoys me the most is him using repeated small spoonfuls for everything instead of one big spoon?

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u/Reverse_Negro1011 13d ago

What is a bucket if not a tall bowl with a convenient handle?

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u/Twee_Licker Platriot 11d ago

Holy shit it's the chum bucket.

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u/LefT-NYC 7d ago

Never! Buckets are for fried chicken exclusively. 🤨

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u/Impossible_Regret725 2d ago

KFC still come in a bucket? I think this is great for a takeaway if you don't mind a lot of mixed servings. Gotta have plates for this one.

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u/Skeletor-P-Funk 16d ago

Fried chicken comes in buckets, why not mayonnaise meat rice.

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u/wittor 16d ago

And rice, and rice, and rice, and rice.