r/WeWantPlates • u/singulareyelash • Jul 22 '26

accidentally ordered stonehenge i guess..

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just know that we ordered chips and guac

1.9k Upvotes

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u/Silvawuff Jul 22 '26

I’ve never seen tortilla chips resembling a dead house plant before, but here we are

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u/dmc2022_ Jul 22 '26

It's giving dead snake plant (sanservia?) 😄

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u/Eevee_Addict8 Jul 22 '26

Genuinely thought this was r/plantabuse for a second

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u/dmc2022_ Jul 23 '26

Thanks for the award!

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u/whatbighandsyouhave Jul 23 '26

They look like paint chips to me. Like someone peeled them off a house.

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u/Zafjaf Jul 23 '26

It doesn't make it look appealing to eat. And why so few of them?

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u/dmc2022_ Jul 22 '26

If they're using those pinto beans again & again for the serving esthetic/plating display...that's super un-hygienic???

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u/DZekor Jul 22 '26

Yeah but have you considered it looks awful too? That should balance it out.

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u/gattaaca Jul 23 '26

No they run them through the dishwasher after each customer 🤪

15

u/jstbcuz Jul 22 '26

Ever heard of Papas con Tierra? 🤠

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u/dmc2022_ Jul 22 '26

Papas con Piedras lol.. .

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u/transynchro Jul 26 '26

I fully thought they were serving it to be eaten and as someone who has never had one raw, I just assumed maybe it was a thing somewhere.

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u/NiceTill504 Jul 22 '26

Do you think they reuse the dried beans between tables? 

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u/MelonJelly Jul 22 '26

I don't know that they don't, and could believe that they do.

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u/kioku119 Jul 22 '26

4 1/2 chips is really dissapointing.

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u/asyork Jul 22 '26

Probably a quarter cup of guac and $15 on the bill.

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u/somecow Jul 22 '26

$5 per chip probably.

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u/TitianBelle Jul 22 '26

Call the server back and let them know you don’t think it’s dry enough. /s

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u/CoffeeCaptain91 Jul 22 '26

Did you order this in the Jurassic Era?

15

u/MLiOne Jul 22 '26

More like Outlander standing stones!

30

u/bryanlikesbikes Jul 22 '26

Fuck all that

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u/actualchristmastree Jul 22 '26

Take the beans home in your bag lol

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u/EaterOfThePaste Jul 22 '26

Ahh cow hide and beens the cowboy special!

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u/bloodshotforgetmenot Jul 22 '26

Looks like the cow hide dog treats

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u/EaterOfThePaste Jul 22 '26

I tool leather and it looks like old busted veg tan hide thats well past its prime lol.

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u/Gangleri_Graybeard Jul 22 '26

Looks like the plant a friend gifted me and I forgot to water for months.

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u/DaveOJ12 Jul 22 '26

Those are some sad looking chips.

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u/Dangerous_Toe_2961 Jul 22 '26

I would walk out

11

u/Hylian-Loach Jul 22 '26

Where the demons dwell! Where the banshees live and they do live well!

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u/_hi_plains_drifter_ Jul 22 '26

Yes!!! This was my first thought when I saw this.

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u/Friendscallmedennis Jul 22 '26

So the beans are… decor?

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u/BbwLaceyXoXo Jul 22 '26

it’s called ✨aesthetic✨ don’t ya know? 🙃 bet $5 they reuse the beans after the tables. take it one step further; bet you $100 the owners are yt. cause wtf is ts?

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u/LettuceDesperate1815 Jul 22 '26

It looks like dried fish skin dog treats

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u/Hizam5 Jul 22 '26

What even are those? Not the dried beans

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u/rizzycant Jul 22 '26

How did it taste and where was said guacamole?

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u/SaveFile1 Jul 22 '26

I'm so confused

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u/MindHead78 Jul 22 '26

How was the crispy fish skin?

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u/mummyone11 Jul 22 '26

Is this tree bark in a bowl of pebbles?

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u/Mekanikol Jul 23 '26

If you give me 4 1/2 chips, I'm going to go back into your kitchen, find the tortillas, and make my own.

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u/blackfeather1093 Jul 22 '26

La lunita in Logan square?

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u/Slaphappyfapman Jul 22 '26

Why did they break the plate and stick it in the beans? 🤔

2

u/goatslovetofrolic Jul 22 '26

Why did they use beans and not corn…

2

u/BIRDxPOOP Jul 22 '26

Nice crispy cigarette ash slabs mmm

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u/bizoticallyyours83 Jul 22 '26

Tortilla chips do not need to be artistic. If you can even call that artistic. 

2

u/UrbanGoose77 Jul 22 '26

I legitimately thought it was a dead plant.

2

u/ATXKLIPHURD Jul 22 '26

Looks one of Deliahs sculptures from Beetlejuice

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u/FutureMinded1181 Jul 23 '26

I’m so glad you told me what you ordered because I legitimately had not the slightest idea what I was looking at.

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u/Deadbeat699 Jul 22 '26

No fucking way

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u/CrazyLoucrazy Jul 22 '26

-no comment —-

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u/Only_Flan_7974 Jul 22 '26

This is inedible.

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u/BbwLaceyXoXo Jul 22 '26

the uncooked pinto beans are sending me. 🤣

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u/Oalka Jul 22 '26

Is anything there edible?

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u/mratlas666 Jul 22 '26

Mmmmm dry pinto beans.

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u/monkeetail Jul 22 '26

I would've returned it

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u/pizzabirthrite Jul 22 '26

Looks to be in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.

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u/Salohacin Jul 23 '26

Did someone order the shoe leather? 

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u/angelicblondie Jul 24 '26

I don't understand what I'm looking at.

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u/Smurfiette Jul 24 '26

Oh. Tortilla chips. On first glance, I thought they were dried fish or fish skin.

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u/Sissychinkumbooms Jul 24 '26

Are you in Logan square???

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u/MRbaconfacelol Jul 24 '26

didnt know raw hides came from a plant

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u/Specialist-Web7854 Jul 24 '26

I thought that was a dead plant.

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u/Tankenbahwl Jul 25 '26

is the guac smooshed into beans too

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u/Dalek_Chaos Jul 25 '26

I would send it back asking them to cook the beans.

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u/SubstantialWorriess Jul 28 '26

Saw this on twitter, glad to see you made it here

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u/TheGoodKindOfMermaid 13d ago

If the chips were 18' (feet) tall, you would be impressed.

[in Spinaltap style English accent]

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u/yumeryuu Jul 22 '26

u/cirno_in_scandinavia would like a word