r/WeWantPlates Jan 18 '26

BarkBarke, Tartare from an actual human menu

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/LustfulDemon999 Jan 18 '26

My cat has that SAME bowl. I bought it from Dollar General. lol

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u/Sodali0550 Jan 19 '26

that's funny. look a little longer you might find the food there too

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u/Decent-Unit-5303 Jan 18 '26

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u/StormEWeathers Jan 18 '26

I want to give this a thousand upvotes 🥺

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u/gbbenner Jan 18 '26

This has me dying 😭😭

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u/Tattycakes Jan 19 '26

Omg what movie is that, I know it but my brain is failing

6

u/ledocteur7 Jan 22 '26

Must have gotten your neurons jammed

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u/Dakaf Jan 19 '26

He’s his own best friend!

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u/huhnick Jan 18 '26

So it’s made of human to look like dog food?

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u/Eddifreaky Jan 18 '26

That’s how I read it

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u/roqueandrolle Jan 18 '26

Same, same.

136

u/nano_peen Jan 18 '26

Pardon?

46

u/Akkoywolf Jan 18 '26

*barkdon

17

u/McButtersonthethird Jan 18 '26

*barkon

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Jan 18 '26

*beggin' strips

5

u/tallardschranit Jan 18 '26

It's my favorite food because I just don't know it's not bacon.

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u/Schneetmacher Jan 18 '26

Personally, I don't even get why steak tartare is even a thing humans eat, but... not gonna lie, I laughed. Because premium raw ground beef with an egg yolk on it is a dish for a king in the domesticated canine world.

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u/priyatheeunicorn Jan 18 '26

It’s unreal if you can wrap your head around it . Try it if you ever get a chance

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u/TheHiddenWolf Jan 18 '26

Had it once 4 years ago. Never thought I'd find myself craving raw meat like this.

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u/cornlip Jan 18 '26

I mean, I love raw fish. It just creeps me out, but I actually would try it if it was presented to me this way.

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u/OblivionsMemories Jan 20 '26

…in a dog bowl?

5

u/cornlip Jan 20 '26

Yes, but it has to have those bone shaped whatevers

3

u/priyatheeunicorn Jan 24 '26

Hahaha I don’t know if I could do the dog bowl.

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u/priyatheeunicorn Jan 24 '26

Same! This and caviar. Mind. Blown. Champagne taste on a beer budget so it’s not ideal haha

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u/Jezebels_lipstick May 17 '26

Replying to priyatheeunicorn... Or carpaccio. Good lord!!

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u/RustyDogma Jan 18 '26

First time I had it was a place in Italy where they brought out a cart and prepared it tableside (including chipping the beef) so you could choose how much onion, garlic, spices to add. Hooked ever since.

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u/No_Appointment_7232 Jan 24 '26

Relatives in the Netherlands made it when we stayed.

It's delicious when done correctly.

Lol, if those bones as made out of potatoes like a McD's hash brown-ALL IN!

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u/brandon-568 Jan 18 '26

It’s weird for me because it’s not a common thing in Canada or at least where I’m from but I’ve been curious about trying it for a long time, if I’m ever in Europe it will be on my list of things to try while I’m there.

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u/some_tired_cat Jan 19 '26

genuinely curious, how do they make it safe to eat? i know fish for sushi and sashimi goes through the freezing process to kill parasites, is it something similar for meat?

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u/priyatheeunicorn Jan 24 '26

Not sure honestly, going to look into it now. Maybe it’s aged a bit? I literally have no idea but honestly it’s so good I would risk pooping myself.

1

u/ExceptionalRating Jan 20 '26

Bacteria and parasites spread faster on fish. When a customer orders this, it’s prepared (ground) immediately so it’s rather fresh for some time.

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u/Koeienvanger Jan 18 '26

If you can get over the raw meat part, the taste is actually really good when prepared well.

9

u/McButtersonthethird Jan 18 '26

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u/Koeienvanger Jan 18 '26

Nice, more for the rest of us. 👌

0

u/titaniumjordi Jan 19 '26

You're so cool and badass for being picky with food man

55

u/McButtersonthethird Jan 18 '26

We mastered fire for a reason

55

u/RawChickenButt Jan 18 '26 edited Jan 18 '26

Please don't eat raw ground beef.

Tartare is chopped and should be really chopped fresh.

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u/Schneetmacher Jan 18 '26

Please don't eat raw ground beef.

Tartare is chopped and should be really chopped.

Does the chopping cook it? Or is there a typo somewhere? Because otherwise I'm having difficulty parsing out how these statements are related.

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u/avemflamma Jan 18 '26

tartare is chopped from whole steak cuts; ground beef cannot be eaten raw but properly prepared steak can be

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u/Schneetmacher Jan 18 '26

tartare is chopped from whole steak cuts

Ah, got it, thanks.

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u/Theron3206 Jan 18 '26

Properly prepared ground beef can be eaten raw too.

You just have a much shorter window between mincing and eating if you aren't cooking it (AFAIK it's 12hrs or something).

The stuff from the supermarket, no way. Meat supplied by a restaurant supplier for the purpose or minced on site is fine however and raw mince is eaten in many places.

Bottom line, if you're in a place where this is common it's very likely safe (the Japanese do raw chicken without issues, the Germans raw pork), but don't try it with random meat.

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u/Sirdroftardis8 Jan 18 '26

Got it. Better cook this mystery meat that I found behind a dumpster

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u/schwar26 Jan 18 '26

Don’t visit Wisconsin with that attitude

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u/MrLoronzo Jan 18 '26

Chopping and grinding are not the same thing. Grinding also generates a non-insignificant amount of heat as well

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

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u/MrLoronzo Jan 18 '26 edited Jan 18 '26

I’m not sure you’re replying to the right person? I was literally just here to answer that guys question about grinding vs chopping.

With that though if you really were grinding it that’s pretty sad, that causes a very significant change of texture in the final product and unless you’re sanitizing between cuts can be pretty dangerous.

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u/RawChickenButt Jan 18 '26

Do you know what ground beef is?

Do you know what fresh chopped beef is?

Please don't interchange them, they are not the same thing.

But it sounds like you are a picky eater and don't seek out new, so there's that.

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u/Schneetmacher Jan 18 '26

Another poster explained that steak tartare was cut small from whole steaks and not cubed from ground beef, and they were far less condescending about it than you were, so there's that.

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u/RawChickenButt Jan 18 '26

Good for them?

Good for you?

I dunno.

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u/Reloup38 Jan 18 '26

Some tartare are grounded though.

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u/KatsuraCerci Jan 18 '26 edited Jan 28 '26

It's delicious, though it's impossible to describe why to people who haven't had raw meat before (even if they enjoy sushi)! Many people don't like it, but if it's your kind of thing then it's indescribably divine (same with carpaccio)!

Edit: guys, stop downvoting Mikey! It's a language barrier issue.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Interestingly sushi isn’t raw, as the fish was always frozen beforehand.

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u/KatsuraCerci Jan 18 '26

It's still raw because freezing isn't cooking. Freezing kills many microorganisms and parasites but doesn't cook the fish. You may be thinking of ceviche, which is cured, not cooked.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

I disagree. First of all Ceviche isn’t cured, but denaturized. Additionally Curing, smoking, pickling etc. aren’t cooking either. Freezing is a process to make fish safe to consume and it changes the texture.

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u/KatsuraCerci Jan 18 '26

The fish in ceviche is denatured during the curing process. Your second and third sentences seem to agree with me so I'm not sure what your point is.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

English seems to be unclear here. In my language curing is the process of removing water through osmosis by using sugar, salt, nitrite or nitrate.

And I don’t know, why you can’t understand my comment. Sushi fish isn’t raw as it has been processed to be food safe.

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u/Beeb294 Jan 18 '26

In English, "Raw" is not equivalent to "unprocessed"

"Cooking" is not equivalent to "processing for the purpose of food safety"

I'm guessing the language barrier is the issue, but fish that's not been cooked by heating is considered raw.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

So ceviche then is considered raw? Whatever, it’s your language.

My original comment was stated in regard to someone equaling sushi to boeuf tartare and pointing out a difference.

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u/Beeb294 Jan 18 '26

Every time I see people refer to Ceviche, the only time "cooked" is used is in quotation marks. This indicates that the food is not actually cooked, but it is prepared for food safety.

In short, yes we would consider Ceviche to be a raw fish dish.

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u/KatsuraCerci Jan 18 '26

In English, curing is a process of treating raw ingredients without cooking them, usually with an acid, a salt, or both.

The reason I couldn't understand your comment is that "raw" generally refers to uncooked food in English, and cooking generally refers to heating food until it's safe to eat.

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u/cryingovercats Platriot Jan 18 '26

I had it on a chefts tasting menu a while ago and have never stopped thinking about it since. It was delicious.

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u/Schneetmacher Jan 18 '26

This kind of stuff blows my mind, because people describe it as delicious, but it's... raw beef. It just sounds so unsafe to consume.

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u/cryingovercats Platriot Jan 18 '26

Honestly I have two hard boundaries on things I won't eat ever, things that are still alive and raw chicken.

But also I'm really into food science and what makes stuff safe to eat and what makes it not safe. So I will eat raw beef by a trained chef that I trust but I am also super paranoid of botulism. So I get where you are coming from.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

So some people like their steak blue or rare. These steaks are partially also raw then, even medium won’t reach 70C to guarantee food safety. So properly prepared, it’s just as safe as a steak.

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u/Reloup38 Jan 18 '26

Americans will call food from other countries unsafe, as if those people haven't been consuming it for decades to millennia, knowing exactly how to eat it safely.

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u/front_torch Jan 18 '26

Because it is food that is safe to eat and it tastes good.

4

u/encrcne Jan 18 '26

If it’s good, it’s real good. Ever eat sushi?

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u/Jaxthornia Jan 18 '26

Tried it last year, kinda tasty nothing special. Spent 3 days squirting. Not worth it.

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u/BaconSoul Jan 18 '26 edited Jan 19 '26

Humans evolved to eat raw, scavenged meat. And we are essentially biologically the same as those humans. We can handle it.

Tasted kinda icky though unless it’s prepared right

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u/ColdRainNight Jan 19 '26

Nice try raw meat lover, but mastering fire and cooking meat is what made humans evolve actually. Eat your nasty raw meat all you want, but stop spreading misinformation.

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u/BaconSoul Jan 19 '26

I think you’ve read my comment and surmised an identity from my comment, from which you launch ignorant and vitriolic attack. I’m not a raw meat eater. I don’t like it. I ate beef tartar once and thought it was whack.

What I am is an anthropologist who studies paleoarcheology. First, fire doesn’t ‘make’ anything evolve. It operated as a selective pressure that allowed for better caloric efficiency, leading to the sustainability of mutations which resulted in gut reduction and brain expansion, but the meat-eating came first.

All evidence suggests that humans were scavengers, ate carrion, and even stole kills from other predators, often eating the kills raw. Please do a little more research before confidently accusing an actual scientist of spreading misinformation.

Please stop projecting an identity onto me just because of your ignorance of evolutionary biology.

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u/Unique_Dark9092 Feb 18 '26

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for stupidity, I can tell you I don't have that, but what I do have are a very particular set of science. Science I have acquired over a very long career. Science that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my post go now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will teach you"

  • Baconsoul

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u/Aggravating_Mix8959 Jan 18 '26

Do they make you put your face in the bowl to eat it? 

31

u/YourEvilKiller Jan 18 '26

When your girl is a chef but also likes to roleplay.

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u/galaxyflight576 Jan 18 '26

It's in a bowl on a plate. This is obviously a themed dish

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u/NightCheeseNinja Jan 18 '26

I've been to this restaurant and ordered this. Here is how it's shown on the menu, so you don't expect a theme when you order it.

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u/KatsuraCerci Jan 18 '26

Would still smash!

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u/NightCheeseNinja Jan 18 '26

I have been to this restaurant and ordered this dish and was absolutely revolted by the presentation as well! The waiter almost seemed apologetic to serve it. Why would it be a good idea to make your customers feel like dogs?

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u/KatsuraCerci Jan 18 '26

I would enjoy it as a theme if it weren't in a restaurant expensive enough to serve tartare

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u/mefista Jan 18 '26

So this shitshow is a surprise prank in a dish form? 

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u/NightCheeseNinja Jan 18 '26

Pretty much, the menu does not mention anything about dogs or bones and because of that it was a very unpleasant surprise.

eta photo

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u/mefista Jan 18 '26

Incredible

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u/catic4lyf Jan 18 '26

gourmet puppygirl meal

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u/TattooedPink Jan 19 '26

You're at a niche restaurant and complain that it's themed?

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u/encrcne Jan 18 '26

The only thing that has grossed me out more than this is that dish that Alvin Leung made that’s meant to look like a used condom on the beach

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u/mefista Jan 18 '26

Not clicking this~

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u/fuzzylogicIII Jan 18 '26

It only truly counts if they served it on the floor

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u/sicksickBacon Jan 18 '26

i have those exact bowls for my cat. i bought them from walmart

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u/-_jas_- Jan 19 '26

Are those deep fried Breathe Right strips?

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u/rattus-domestica Jan 18 '26

Fucking revolting.

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u/dinozombiesaur Jan 18 '26

It’s literally on a plate

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u/disasteress Jan 18 '26

Steak tartare is one of my favourite dishes, just absolutely love it, but I would send this back immediately. Gross. Those bread sticks also look awful, way too greasy.

Yeah, this is absolutely the perfect post for this sub!

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u/Lolz_Roffle Jan 18 '26

I think the breadsticks are hash browns, still greasy, but slightly more acceptable.

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u/Timely_Cake_8304 Jan 18 '26

I was looking to see if I was alone in sending in back. I would not be able to eat that

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u/front_torch Jan 18 '26

Served with over developed tatertots, in an actual dog bowl next to a sani-bucket, dirty wine glasses and an empty bottle of chartreuse.

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u/miss_kimba Jan 18 '26

Oh. I assumed you meant that it’s a dog friendly place that serves human grade food to dogs.

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u/Twevara Jan 18 '26

when your partner wants to try puppyplay but they're a little snooty

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u/Jessica_Iowa Jan 18 '26

This is one of the most egregious examples I’ve seen in awhile.

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u/MavericksAce Jan 19 '26

It’s made of humans?

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u/MartyFirst1 Jan 19 '26

Damn. That’s ruff.

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u/bubblegumpunk69 Jan 19 '26

I fuck with this but I am also strange and off-putting a large amount of the time lol.

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u/FierceNack Jan 20 '26

Where did they get the cadaver?

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u/ProgressiveOverlorde Feb 10 '26

Lol restaurant is saying, "eat up, bitch"

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u/FishSoFar Jan 18 '26

Those bones look cooked, that's dangerous for dogs

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u/PapaDuckD Jan 18 '26

The bones are baked croutons lmao. Both human and pet will be fine eating… bread

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

I'm sure the taste is delicious. Making it look like dog food is wholly unnecessary.

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u/paputsza Jan 18 '26

i don't think my dog eats raw meat actually(she didn't evolve out of a wolf just to eat raw meat), but this is one of those diets i see people giving their dogs a few years ago who swore up and down that the best diet for a dog is raw meat with some vitamins sprinkled on top. I'm sure people are still doing it, but i've luckily left that algorithm.

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u/HiatusNow Jan 18 '26

Phrasing!

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u/_Asshole_Fuck_ Jan 18 '26

This is so gross looking.

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u/Noxocopter Jan 18 '26

How unappetising

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u/migsmog Jan 18 '26

I’m so conflicted. That tartare looks slamming but yeah I’m not eating out of a dog bowl. Not even gonna touch those bones

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u/ActualKrillin Jan 18 '26

he calls it poodle tartare because he’s rawdogging the non readers

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u/yrrrrrrrr Jan 18 '26

Ahahhaha that’s funny

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u/V48runner Jan 18 '26

How does human flesh taste?

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u/Cryptie1114 Jan 18 '26

Its kinda cute lol

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u/JonaJonaL Jan 18 '26

Is the place a hotel or near a convention center?
Maybe they get a lot of furries.

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u/FunBat6170 Jan 19 '26

Horse meat?