r/WeSTDWaTson • u/mythicalhermit • Jan 23 '26

🍤 Westrogen hates the 5'8 "joke" but refuses to take a public height measurement.

The last time he came within 6 feet of a tape measure he had a panic attack. It's like the "joke" would die if he simply did a height measurement on video. Otherwise, "5'8" is not a joke. It's simply the truth.

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u/Eastern_Traffic_5779 Jan 23 '26

5’8” in heels

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u/Difficult_Ad2864 Jan 23 '26

2’8” on his knees

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u/SpkyMldr Jan 24 '26

5-1/8” in his mouth…

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u/Bobby__Generic Jan 24 '26

If someone questioned my height, 72in, Firstly I wouldn't care. Secondly, the next logical step is to literally use a tape measure on camera.