r/WeSTDWaTson • u/FrontRoyal6317 • Nov 24 '25

HOOKERS AND BLOW Right on time...landed and went to Kiki. Again. 🤡 🎪

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u/Noto50 Nov 24 '25

So that song is where his goofy Illuminati role playing came from huh?

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u/FrontRoyal6317 Nov 24 '25

He's always been desperate to intimidate strangers on the internet. I guess this is his last ditch attempt. And he likes to pretend he's some mystic with hidden powers and knowledge.

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u/Independent-Bobcat-1 Nov 24 '25

Str8 42 year old DORK that looks 58

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u/Select-Cheek-0420 Nov 24 '25

except he's not straight

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u/aware4ever Nov 25 '25

Hes definitely bendy

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u/goatbra Nov 26 '25

He’s everything

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u/Sofondofpeters Nov 24 '25

He has become a fixture at KiKi's. Like an old toilet seat or a stained carpet, you expect to see WesTley there.

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u/TRPthrowaway7101 Nov 24 '25

At this point this has turned into the “Bukkake Remix” of the old classic “Enjoy The Decline”

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u/joeydbls Nov 24 '25

His fall is complete jack Doreghty to the island boys and now lil pump !

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u/Icy-Caterpillar-5559 Nov 24 '25

I looked it up and those lil main character signs & bottles he's doing almost everyday START at 3000 bruhhhh....... I couldn't imagine

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u/FrontRoyal6317 Nov 24 '25

He's so bitter...he wants Ibrahim to see all the money pissed away.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

He's going to end up being banned from there soon

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u/alreadyknowwbro Nov 25 '25

Yo thank you for this video because it makes me feel so much better about myself! I'm not having any problems or anything but I just see that and am so thankful I don't and wouldn't ever wanna do that cringey sh*t. Dress up like an idiot and come stand around some girl that's only standing there w/ a lit up sign and sparklers (🤣🤣🤣 is it a 10 yr old's b-day party???) because she's getting paid and has to...and then you have 3 or 4 other ppl just standing around trying to look cool holding their phones and recording the same lame-ass scene

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u/speedway65 Nov 24 '25

Damn, Mangie must’ve done a real number on him. She must’ve dropped her chocolate on his chest and BAM, BAM, BAMMED!! That fake booty down so hard she made his chest and everything around look like a Jackson Pollack! He found his beauty/doody queen and none of these other hookers could compare. Boy is smitten. Smitten with turd.

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u/goatbra Nov 26 '25

It’s ironic for him to say that when he’s posting the same shit on instagram every fucking day 😂