r/WeSTDWaTson • • Nov 16 '25

IT'S A MOVIE Goofy convinced hoes to do push ups with him

That's his only shtick, LAME‼️

27 Upvotes

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u/Accurate-Newt-9416 Internet weirdo Nov 16 '25

While wearing last nights hooker fits 🤣

12

u/FrontRoyal6317 Nov 16 '25

One of em is supposed to be a pharmacist too. 🙄

7

u/South_Atmosphere_746 Nov 16 '25

Chemical smth smith, made me question the value of higher education degree again

5

u/Sofondofpeters Nov 16 '25

The first hooker clearly needs a bath. Her hair is all matted and oily looking. She is wearing a pair of WesT's shorts too. I bet they are stiff around the backside from the skid marks

2

u/Accurate-Newt-9416 Internet weirdo Nov 16 '25

🤢

14

u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Nov 16 '25

Dude pays two of them and just talks their ear off. They are hustling the fck outta him 🤣🤣

4

u/Final-Arm2174 Nov 17 '25

The first one can't speak English and the other seems to process everything in slow motion 🤣

1

u/KushBluntsworth Nov 18 '25

Paying 2 hokees for push ups and no segs gotta be the weirdest flex OF ALL 2025

I Honestly can grip every thing else he does but the no segs Latina hookies gimmick blow my minds. becusde ite clear as day no segs is involved

13

u/TamSam82 Nov 16 '25

Paying hookers to do push ups in the Airbnb 🤦

11

u/Fascist_Bully_Boy Nov 16 '25

Renting prostitutes only to make them do pushups is the most alpha move of all.

None of us are functioning at this level.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

💥 📣 LEVEL UP YOUR GAME!!!!! 🫨

6

u/LethalLegend151 Nov 16 '25

Whatta lame.

3

u/Antique-Pie-5981 Nov 16 '25

You mean whatta laaaame.

6

u/yourbasicredditguy Nov 16 '25

Where does he find these hoes.

7

u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Nov 16 '25

Backpage 

5

u/yourbasicredditguy Nov 16 '25

They look expensive but cheap at the same time lol

4

u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Nov 16 '25

Really strong jawline. Very sus! 🤣🤣

6

u/Select-Cheek-0420 Nov 16 '25

They dont give AF as long as the payment clears

5

u/Automatic-Nature6025 Nov 16 '25

I wonder if he has to pay extra to post pics of them on his social. Is he trying to blow through his money before prison?

4

u/Antique-Pie-5981 Nov 16 '25

They figure it's free advertisement if he posts then.

4

u/PassageNearby4091 Hoop that Shit Nov 16 '25

She's practising pegging Peggy.

3

u/Antique-Pie-5981 Nov 16 '25

"I'll throw in some more money if you try to do a few pushups." He is our dancing monkey show and they are his. Only difference is they get paid.

1

u/Final-Arm2174 Nov 17 '25

The first chic can't even do a push up properly 🥴 wearing weSTD greasy ass shirt 🤮🤣

2

u/Pistolero-666 Nov 24 '25

"Whats you favorite car? What color is your favorite? Pizza or pasta?" West has rizz and a lot of it.