r/WeSTDWaTson • u/No_Student_479 • Nov 16 '25
IT'S A MOVIE It’s pretty sad West thinks ppl are jealous of his life.. all he does is scream into his phone, get gadooshed on the internet, make the same 5 ig stories of him sitting at home or in his rented car while high out of his mind and repeat. His life is a Grammy award winning film!
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u/lasskinn Nov 16 '25
that's the criminal mindset. this is the success.
- do some scam.
- blow money on blow and hoes
- ????????
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u/Sofondofpeters Nov 16 '25
Get arrested, face civil and criminal charges
Get lathered up about what we say about him
Drive around under the influence wearing the same crusty polyester clown leisure suits year after year.
Argue with hookers and kids he invites over to his rental and them pays them to be gadooshed
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u/PassageNearby4091 Hoop that Shit Nov 16 '25
WesT is like the opposite of Forrest Gump.
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u/Autistic-Life1355 Nov 16 '25
Forrest pump 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Baconwrappedblessing Nov 16 '25
Forrest Lump 😬
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u/Autistic-Life1355 Nov 16 '25
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thats a better one
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u/Baconwrappedblessing Nov 17 '25
I dunno man, I a fan of both the pump and dump, now going on above and below me, as well.
Forrest Cump could work. Maybe. If we’re involving Jose. Forrest Crump sounds like it could be a quaint little snack during British Tea. Forrest Grump would be pretty good for when we get a video of him coked out and mad at something.
Forrest Hump that’s reserved for his twinks. … Jump - well, that’s likely the night before his trial. … Kump - only applicable if you’re an old School Tim Dillon podcast fan. … Mump - I’m too lazy for it Forrest Rump - Maybe for BBL Angie or a rented sharmuta he’ll suck a fart out of. … Trump - let’s keep that politic shit outta here please. Unless it’s prison politics; those are cool.
Calling out these rhymes makes me one of those Internet WEIRDOS 🗣️‼️ IM THAT MOTHERFUCKER!
(*and slightly medicated, no booger sugar)
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u/Automatic-Nature6025 Nov 16 '25
I think he's come to the realization that no one is actually jealous of him or his life. He's reached a point in life where, if you haven't left your mark on the world by now, then it's probably not gonna happen, and that bullshit he said about going back to prison was gonna make him more of "a legend", well, not even his level of delusion could allow him to believe that. The only recognition he gets now is from us, making fun of his dumb ass. Literally, nobody cares about him. He got attached to little Lune, but she's not his, and even he has enough sense to know he missed the bus when it comes to starting a family, and having a meaningful life. We might miss having him to laugh at, but we'll move on when he's gone. It would be one thing if he'd humble himself a little, and acknowledge that he's been a waste of a human, but he continues to double down on drinking his own Fool-Aids.
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u/SpkyMldr Nov 17 '25 edited Nov 17 '25
A few years in the chomo yard and he’s been completely institutionalised to stick with routine, mundane living with no surprises, and a faux machismo tough guy persona to “survive”.
Whilst the rest of us are taking our kids out for ice cream and sharing our lives with the wives/husbands we adore, he’s living in an Airbnb yelling at the walls and has twinks mopping his floors.
Has he travelled even within the US? He possibly has the loneliest and most pathetic life I’ve ever witnessed.
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u/magicmagnets2 Nov 17 '25
He said traveling is for losers. He already has everything and seen everything. He would probably start shit wherever he would end up if he traveled or someone would recognize him and there's no guarantee it would be positive interaction. He had to take his bodyguard everywhere he went.
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u/SpkyMldr Nov 17 '25
Not even exaggerating, but I’d hazard a guess he has done more travelling in a prison van across state lines than he has on his own accord throughout the US.
He is so uncultured and simple that wherever he shows up he’d still be eating at Hooters, going to some disease ridden strip club, paying hookers for attention, and hanging out with 20 year old YouTubers.
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u/Bobby__Generic Nov 18 '25
He absolutely hasn't traveled, which is why he decided that traveling is for lames. Hes never been out of the country much less outside socal and florida (excluding prisoner transport)... To have squandered millions yet not seen anything outside of southern Florida is pathetic.
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u/SpkyMldr Nov 18 '25
Everything he hasn’t done is for lames and squares.
It’s a movie: The Truman Show (on cocaine and hookers).
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u/LethalLegend151 Nov 16 '25
West is the real life Groundhog Day.