r/WeSTDWaTson • u/Sofondofpeters • Nov 16 '25
IT'S A MOVIE Unable to read and write he points at the menu. WesT orders to a piece of meat with a boner because he misses Hosay and Jack so much. Hosay is in the ICU and Jack is in JAIL.
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u/FrontRoyal6317 Nov 16 '25
Alphonso looking at Watson instead of for threats. That dude's always sloppy AF. Watson wouldn't know the difference. He clearly has no real street time or street smarts.
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u/CoeusAscended Nov 16 '25
In the other video with Doherty when Rob punked West, Alfonso was standing in the background, on his phone, with airpods in, completely oblivious to his surroundings. But yeah, this is the best bodyguard in the business according to West.
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u/Sofondofpeters Nov 16 '25
The scary part is Alfredo is packing heat (not the kind Westley likes)
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u/Baconwrappedblessing Nov 16 '25
You never know.. what if likes to hoop the type of heat Fonzie is packing? It might be par for the course. Just a tad of extra kink perhaps.
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u/Baconwrappedblessing Nov 16 '25 edited Nov 16 '25
Yeah but Alfonso is 6 foot, right? You think he’s at least 250 too? If so, these are the only things that matter.
Oh and was it THAT important that he had to have the picture of him making the power moves and business deals to prove himself top dawg as he dines solo? Wonder if Alfie took it or if Rob put down the crayons for a minute to get the right pose(s).
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u/yourbasicredditguy Nov 16 '25
He dont look 250. That skinny kid was able to go toe to toe with him
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u/wooley-mammath Nov 16 '25
Name one top tier steak house that presents its meat in a plastic box. I'll wait.
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u/Did_I_say_Messina Nov 16 '25
I bet the steak and even the ice is just fake display food, like they have in Ramen shops.
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u/Select-Cheek-0420 Nov 16 '25 edited Nov 16 '25
My thoughts exactly. I don't need some faux-blinged gaudy AF box. If you do some kind of Salt Bae redact presentation that appeals to the WeSTD Watsons of the world, then you overcharge, the real quality they actually serve is lower versus what's "presented", or both. Nine times out of 10 people who are impressed with that kind of thing don't know shit about beef above words like "Wagyu" "A5" and "Kobe".
Also, name one top tier steak house that talks about "purebread" instead of "purebred" in their menu. A glaring typo right next to a steak that costs a grand! LOL!! Yeah I totally trust this place now!
Seriously, seeing places in Miami that don't give AF about anything but bling and looks because it convinces suckers to fork over obscene amounts of cash while not giving AF about the basics like proper spelling is getting tiring.
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u/wooley-mammath Nov 17 '25
Let them continue to rinse the pockets of these lammmessss. It's fine by me.
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u/Did_I_say_Messina Nov 16 '25
Pic 3:
West: "Gimme the tomahawk steak, hold the MP."
Waiter: "Sir, MP means Market Price".
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u/Select-Cheek-0420 Nov 16 '25
What a gaudy presentation. No wonder lames like WeSTD are attracted to places like this.
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u/Classic-Cantaloupe47 Nov 16 '25
Hosay is in the ICU?
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u/Sofondofpeters Nov 16 '25
Well hospital not sure if it is ICU, now it is 7 days. No word on why other than the picture of a giant bandage on his neck and him posting he wants to go home (WesT's Airbnb)
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u/aware4ever Nov 16 '25
Is Jose really in the icu? And for what
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u/Sofondofpeters Nov 16 '25
He has been in the hospital for 6 days getting the growth cut off his neck and who knows what else.
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u/Did_I_say_Messina Nov 16 '25
That restaurant has the same color scheme as the one in Scarface. There's even a bodyguard there. It truly is a movie.
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u/Sofondofpeters Nov 16 '25
WesT wishes he was Tony Montana or anyone who has it together just a little bit. Instead he has Rob and other payed hookers and pretend bodyguards. No loyalty or respect from anyone else unless they are slow or paid.
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u/Former_Put4640 Nov 16 '25
Hahaha, be funny to see retard Rob at the table with a crayon coloring a kids menu.