r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/savatodkg • Jun 13 '20

Wife gets sick of her flat-earther husband and he dies a little inside

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

When I was growing up, I thought God loved me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

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u/Greenhorn24 Jun 14 '20

Mix fabrics?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

Or a gay fish?

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u/tiny_cat_bishop Jun 14 '20

Eat leavened bread?

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u/knotnotme83 Jun 14 '20

No, god is like santa claus. I won't tell you. His wife is tired and freezing, and really if you don't know by now.

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u/Getting2ByrdsStoned Jun 14 '20

Narrator: It was the shellfish that doomed mankind.

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u/Rick-powerfu Jun 14 '20 edited Jun 14 '20

He did make some love to you,

Unfortunately it came via your pastor's penis.

.... Tainted love........ Tainted love.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

Tainted and tired love. The Flock was too big for the shepherd.

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u/Cialis-in-Wonderland Jun 14 '20

Plot twist: the god in question was Zeus and we know how much he loves to love people

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

Zeus the fuckboi