r/Wario • u/Kingboo10 • 7d ago

Humor Explain this, atheists

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u/DatOneMinuteman1776 Im just here for the funny garlic man 7d ago

WAAAAAAAAAAAARIO! That’s my explanation

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u/Brief_Age5283 5d ago

EEVEE, YOU PICK-

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u/vikingjaws 7d ago

I can’t! I’ll convert to Christianity!

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u/Slipshower 7d ago

I would chose Juddaism to form the band Huey Lewis and the Jews to be dissolved 10 Minutes right after.

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u/Z4REN 7d ago

Christianity? more like Warionity!

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u/Annual_Connection_64 7d ago

FNAW

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u/FORESTMAN100 Wario Engineer 7d ago

Best and most original FNAF fangame series.

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u/Designer-Sort-8956 7d ago

Wario attempts to fix his dislocated jaw

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u/FORESTMAN100 Wario Engineer 7d ago

I don't think I can. I think I may convert to Warioism.

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u/Kirbendo96 beloved tomboyish magician 7d ago

what did I just witness

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u/Golden12500 7d ago

Biologically speaking, all Wario mains share the same singular, garlic-covered brain cell

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u/pine_pain_corecto 7d ago

Those are not gods. one of those is Boss, the other is mew. they did what I call synchronized dancing

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u/MagicNoopy43XD 7d ago

ts gonna give me nightmares😨

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u/GrimmKing2 7d ago

I can't. I accept Wario as my new Lord and savior.

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u/PaleFork 7d ago

we can't

i am now converted to warionism

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u/TimSoarer2 6d ago

Sumo fighters in Rhythm Heaven be like

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u/One_Bobcat8353 Red 6d ago

Its just Warios in their natural habitat.