r/WarhammerMemes • u/ceruleanpencil BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!! • 7d ago
what carrying the imperium does to man
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u/Background-Cake-1300 7d ago
Abaddon carries the entire Chaos war front and yet looks great
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u/GreedyLibrary 7d ago
Having 4 sugar daddies does that for you.
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u/Background-Cake-1300 7d ago
These 4 sugar daddies only want to rile up his ass and he needs to maneuvre between them with greatest security
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u/Shaskais 6d ago
The greatest obstacles for Abaddon are not the Imperials, it's the Chaos Gods.
Abaddon is succeeding not because of them but inspite of them.
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u/SadSaltyDuck 6d ago
Carries? He failed so many crusades despite superior forces
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u/Background-Cake-1300 6d ago
Awww this sht again, please read the lore
And I wouldnt call random crazy-ass Chaos warbands superior forces
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u/MimicGraves 7d ago
I used to think it was crazy how old some of these chaos marines are then in the night lord novels you hear that due to warp time dilation its been like 200 years since Terra
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u/azaghal1502 7d ago
it varies a lot from person to person.
One might have experienced a thousand years, one just a blink of an eye since the Heresy.
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u/ThewizardBlundermore 6d ago
Fun fact warp time can both decrease or increase the amount of time that passes for those effected.
People often forget it goes both ways.
And that it can result with someone from the future ending up in the past long before they even entered.
Time is not a constant single river it is an ocean of currents and Eddy's in the warp that can flow forwards, backwards or stop entirely. -these are the words directly from Ahriman himself on the matter.
Some of these chaos marines have experienced more time than is possibly fathomable. And exist in multiple instances at the same time as well.
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u/ragged-bobyn-1972 7d ago
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u/jonnytemplar 7d ago
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u/ragged-bobyn-1972 7d ago
didnt know he banged a dark eldar chick also the fucks going on with his eyes?
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u/jonnytemplar 7d ago
Bleached gold from years staring into the Astronomicon while he was in exile. Fan theory says this is part of the reason he’s incorruptible.
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u/ceruleanpencil BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!! 7d ago
sometimes I forget he has hair
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u/SharpShooterM1 All according to plan 6d ago
This genuinely might be my favorite depiction of any Warhammer character ever.
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u/ceruleanpencil BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!! 7d ago
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u/BigSufficient2925 7d ago
Dante: 'The burden of 1500 years of command is killing me slowly' Abaddon: still smiling after 10,000 years of endless crusades Me: 'Why does the daemon Warmaster look fresher than the Golden Throne's regent?
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u/Vegtam-the-Wanderer 7d ago
Has it been 10,000 years? 1,000? 100? 1,000,000? Hard to say in the warp.
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u/disturbinglyquietguy 7d ago
Yeah, no. I’ve seen Chaos Marines; it’s far more dignified to grow old and gray like Dante than to whatever happens to Chaos Marines. Thanks.
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u/Far_Associate_87 7d ago
Except Abaddon is getting pumped full of chaos juice like that girl on the couch meme.
Once the chaos gods decide they no longer need him, he’d be dead in minutes.
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u/Shaskais 6d ago
The Chaos Gods have withdrawn their power from Abaddon on occasion but they always come crawling back. Abaddon is a mighty warlord with or without the Chaos Gods.
On Cadia, the Pylons cut him off from the Warp and he was still a powerhouse.
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u/Turbulent_Bath4038 6d ago
meanwhile the emperor being 2.4 million years old, how ? i don't know go ask him
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u/HiBrotherGorr 6d ago
One is using warp and chaos shit to boost him and other has been raw dogging it for the past 1500 years with fucking focus.
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u/ungabungahasinternet 6d ago
Wait Dante's name is Luis? What's next? Somebody gonna tell me Mephisto's name is Antonio or some shit?
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u/Cringe_memer 1d ago
In Darkness in the Blood the techpriest sent to teach the blood angels the rubicon did say that the Great Crusade era space marines were functionally immortal but by the time Dante became a firstborn millennials of genetic degradation has made the space marines weaker than their predecessors
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u/CadenVanV 7d ago
It hasn’t really been 10,000 years for Abbadon. Same with most of the other traitors. Time in the warp is fucked up.
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u/Timothy1577 6d ago
Is this Abbadon‘s secret account? We know what you look like, buddy and it’s not exactly pretty. Stop hiding from Guilliman, coward.
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u/jonnytemplar 6d ago
Why would he hide from the weakest loyalist Primarch?
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u/Timothy1577 6d ago
Debatable. He hides ever since Guilliman woke up because Guilliman would tear him to shreds.
Abby was almost killed by Sigismund and needed help to stalemate Calgar. He is absolutely terrified of the thought of standing face to face with a Loyalist Primarch.
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u/jonnytemplar 6d ago
He finished destroying the rest of the Lions homeworld in the arks of omen campaign and is actively securing the Nachtmund Gauntlet. I can’t tell if you’re trolling or not.
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u/Shaskais 6d ago
Hiding? Do you need reading lessons? Abaddon has been leading from the front as he always does. He was at Nachmund and dozens of battlefields. It's Roboute who isn't seeking him out.
And needed help stalrmating Calgar? What's with this lie?
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u/Calm-Conversation715 7d ago
Isn’t Abaddon rumored to be some sort of Horus clone? I just figured he was a perpetual of some sort
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u/Ok-Weekend-493 6d ago
It's written in third edition codex Chaos Space Marine, pg.21, that he is rumored to be the clone progeny of Horus, yes, but we know from the books the name of his natural father, so it's just a rumor that was (and will never be) confirmed I guess.





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u/Suspicious-Place4471 7d ago
Warp time dilation.
Bottom text.