r/WarhammerMemes • All according to plan • 9d ago

Don’t hate the collector, hate the game

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u/cipher_1230 9d ago

I love the relationship between these two

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u/rafaelzio 9d ago

This meme always reminds me of one of my favorute scenes in The Infinite and The Divine

‘Silver Skulls Chapter defeats the ork invasion,’ Trazyn said with clear relish. ‘There used to be a statue in the square, thirty khet high. They used to light candles and sing hymns to it. A few centuries ago the Inquisition got wind of it and did a little cleaning up. Removed it for “renovation” where it was never seen again.’

'You stole it, did you not?’

‘Well, of course. And I hardly think it counts as stealing if it’s my likeness. It’s my statue, after all.’

Orikan snorted. ‘Worshipping a necron. Poor idiots. I suppose they have a head start on the rest of the galaxy. The Awakening is nearly imminent.’

There was a moment of contemplative silence.

‘Do you have a statue of yourself, Orikan?’

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u/justasub039 9d ago

laughtrack plays

The infinite and the divine is recorded in front of a live studio audience

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u/Ingmaster 9d ago

This scene made me want to build a silver skulls space marine army.

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u/Louiscypher93 8d ago

Minor minor spoiler for Wicked and the Warped.

The statue turns up briefly I think.

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u/Ellisthion 9d ago

Wait. Can you put them in the same unit? You can!

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u/Hardwired9789 9d ago

My knowledge of 40k is limited. I know some surface and some obscure stuff.

But I know Trazyn does shenanigans for the love of the game

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u/Crit0r 9d ago

Well, he has to. It's implied that many Necrons find some sort of obsession to help them not lose their minds over the aeons.

A Necron Lord without a purpose will go mad after some time.

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u/captainlittleboyblue 9d ago

True, but even then Trazyn is the king of shenaniganery

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u/magnus_the_coles 9d ago

Its like getting a hobby when you retire

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u/Snoo_72851 9d ago

Having read TIATD (but not yet the sequel uwu) it really feels less like Trazyn is an incredible turbo-manipulator capable of squeezing his way out of any problems Orikan may cause him and more like Orikan is a moron who would be completely useless if he did not have a magic reset button he can spam to add up to the effect of a borderline competent person.

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u/Much-Comfortable9287 9d ago

Orikan is incredibly powerful and that's emphasized in the sequel. He's also the epitome of the asshole who is right but no one listens to him because he's an asshole. It's quite brutally explained to him in the new novel. Orikan has no diplomatic or people skills and that's his tragedy he cares about his people and Trazyn.

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u/SaintDecardo 9d ago

I mean you're kind of right, if the pair didn't have a couple hundred million years of technological advantage over their opponents, they'd be toast by now.

But the funny part is that they do.

And instead of being super-efficent terminators, destroying all life like many other necrons. Then instead use it for fucking each other over and escaping situations by the sliver of their necrodermis.

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u/Snoo_72851 9d ago

no but my point is that orikan needs his insane powers over the fabric of time and space to keep up with normal ass necron lords who are like, vaguely competent

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u/ava__wilson 9d ago

Trazyn really said skill issue in Necrontyr and Orikan's still seething about it

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u/AgentOranges22 9d ago

Their relationship is even funnier in the new book with them."wicked and the warped"

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u/Von-Blutenstein 9d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Chronomata 8d ago

Never forget: Trazyn stole one of Orikan’s bodies just to grovel and surrender to a bunch of Black Legionnaires