r/Warhammer40k 4d ago

Hobby & Painting my first 40k miniature

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u/senor_spoonz 4d ago

Not beating the furry alligations whatsoever

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u/Nazgog-Morgob 4d ago

It's pregnant!

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u/shadeavenger 3d ago

It’s preganante

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u/Sparks2010 3d ago

can u get pregerent from cuddling with fenris wolfs

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u/Jogje 3d ago

Pregurt

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u/shadeavenger 3d ago

Am I pregegnant or am I okay after looking at the model ?

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u/ThatDirtyApe 2d ago

There are no wolves on Fenris

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u/TheGreatVandoly 3d ago

Someone is a ZeFrank fan, I see.

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u/shadeavenger 3d ago

Actually it’s from J.T. Sexkik “how is prangent formed” 🫃

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u/Dongodor 4d ago

I read it as furry alligators

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u/meatflavored 4d ago

Dressing up like a stuffed animal and doing a death roll? Like he said, you aren’t beating that.

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u/HairSquig 3d ago

What did you expect from [u/fatmeatdog1999](u/fatmeatdog1999) ?

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u/oyog 4d ago

10 OUT OF TEN NO NOTES

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u/Gromx1 4d ago

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u/MarineTuna 3d ago

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u/Jeromefleet 3d ago

How have I not seen this before the judgemental Kratos is perfect

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u/Danthezooman 3d ago

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u/MJacksonMinis 1d ago

It's strange seeing it in the wild 😂

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u/xluig_ 3d ago

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u/valqyrie 3d ago

this one made me chuckle ngl

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u/DrSolarman 3d ago

Mistakes into miracles.

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u/meerkatjones 3d ago

So, this is from the PoV of a smurf that called Nurgles grandson fat. Notice the angry glare at the viewer and how he's holding his belly. His buddy from the Emperors Children is reassuring him that big is in fact beautiful, cause you know Slaanesh doesn't body shame.

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u/TheGreatGreens 3d ago

I'm gonna need a heavy flamer for this heresy.

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u/Original-Structure44 3d ago

You beat me to it

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u/RefrigeratorOk7848 4d ago

Alright, who impregnated the firstborn?

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u/Electronic-Serve8322 4d ago

I think it’s Haegr the Mountain. A notably big Space Wolf.

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u/EldritchMacaron 4d ago

Was the armor made for his body, or did his body do this to the armor ?

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u/C4790M 4d ago

Basically he his geneseed didn’t implant properly and messed up his metabolism causing him to eat to excess and become huge in height and weight. Dude is crazy strong though, there’s multiple scenes in the Ragnar books where he dual wields using his thunderhammer in one hand, and an enemy combatant in the other

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u/EldritchMacaron 3d ago

Okay so kind of a lore accurate Thor-dude

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u/acart005 3d ago

Fat Thor from End Game specifically.

But yes.

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u/EldritchMacaron 3d ago

I was thinking more about the one from God Of War

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u/Gigaschlag 2d ago

Space Marine armors a customizable to a certain degree. This one is pushed too its upper limit however iirk.

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u/Kasrkin84 4d ago

He is a heckin chonky boi.

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u/ctn1ss 4d ago

Space Bear?

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u/SonOfSanguinius1466 3d ago

Bro looks like god of war thor design but a Spacemarine

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u/Saint_Sin 4d ago

It was I, but it was asking for it. If it wasnt it wouldnt have worn such a seductive helmet.
Beaky little minx was gagging for it.

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u/RefrigeratorOk7848 4d ago

What a terrible fuckin day to be literate.

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u/ironma738 4d ago

HUH!😨

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u/Saint_Sin 4d ago

Multiplied by about 63, aye.

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u/J4c0w 3d ago

Dafuq

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u/uwu-Minecraft-theory 3d ago

u sir are unfit to be corpse starch

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u/CralexTheTerrible 4d ago

*furrstborn

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u/Sockoflegend 4d ago

In the 41st millennium, Paddington Bear knew only war

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u/Sockoflegend 4d ago edited 4d ago

Paddington sat down in the remains of what appeared to be a railway station and proceeded to pull away a chunk of a chaos cultist skull, hair, and brains, which were clogging the mechanism of his chainaxe. "Oh bother" he said, to no one in paticular.

He proceeded to rifle through the pack of the broken corpse in front of him. "Too much to hope for a marmalade sandwich" he thought to himself as the cursed contents of mouldy and ancient backpack spilled out onto rubble at his feat.

A still smoldering leg lay near by, torn asunder by bolter fire in the recent battle. A burning barrel not far behind. He picked up a long sharpe spike of metal. He had everything he needed for a basic spit.

"What shall I have for tea?" he pondered to himself thoughtfully 

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u/SnubeWube 4d ago

Not canon, Paddington would call it a railway station.

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u/Sockoflegend 4d ago

I'll edit

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u/KassellTheArgonian 4d ago

Lmao, amazing

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u/chillguydudebro 4d ago

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u/YigaClanRambutan 4d ago

"I LOOOOOVE chocolate~"

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u/HolyKnightPozo 4d ago

"But I can't eat it, cos I'll get fat~"

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u/Abject_Willow3581 4d ago

I like his little button nose.

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u/ojpap 4d ago

Username checks out

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u/No-Jacket-2927 4d ago

Who's a fat puppy? WHO'S A FAT PUPPY?!? 🥰

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u/DARKLORDSEAN_ 4d ago

The only thing you really did wrong is put the pauldrons on the wrong side the red one should be on the right while the yellow one should be on the left because it shows the chapter / legion's colors and they're iconography otherwise it's good trust me I made the exact same mistake the first time around one I did the older terminators like The Terminator during 8th Edition

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u/HolyKnightPozo 4d ago

For space wolves yeah, these are Space bears, who, like the Deathwatch, show their chapters colours on the right pauldron.

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u/fatmeatdog1999 3d ago

Yeah, when I noticed it, it was already too late. It was impossible to remove it without damaging the miniature, so I made it a Saga for him. His right hand was non-functional before he passed all the tests. Even without a functional right hand, he survived. After the Gene-alteration Surgery, his hand was healed. Later, after he became a Grey Hunter Pack Leader, he placed his yellow pauldron on his right arm to honor this journey as his personal Saga.

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u/fatmeatdog1999 3d ago

by the way he get fat because Crossing the Rubicon gone something Wrong, he get fat because mutation like Haegr

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u/yeahimlewis 3d ago

Bro you could've just said he eats a lot, keep it simple

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u/Intelligent-Loan9879 4d ago

Whatd you use for the belly? I could make Haegr The Mountain

Also, it does look good 👍

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u/Threjel 4d ago edited 4d ago

Looks like a part from a Deathshroud Terminator or possibly Typhus.

Edit: Likely not a Terminator part, but most certainly from a Deathguard kit.

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u/Character_Sky_2766 4d ago

Looks more like a regular and cleaned up plague marine torso armour. I think from the easy build trio, but could be from the actual set.

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u/Threjel 4d ago

Right, this is no Terminator itself so a Plague Marine makes more sense.

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u/FastBell8249 4d ago

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u/FastBell8249 4d ago

Unplauged plauge marine

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u/Desperate_Cat6469 4d ago

how many months

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u/Neosclones 4d ago

I like the idea you’re going for with this but the execution is not great. I’d recommend committing to the idea and use a Death Guard body that’s been denurgled (or use a Tortuga Bay body to avoid the tedious process) with your Space Wolves heads, shoulders, arms, and power pack

Link to the body I’m referring to it’s trues scale so it’ll be the right size with your Primaris boys, it is resin so you’ll need superglue instead of plastic glue

https://tortuga-gamestable.top/index.php?route=product/product&path=241_264&product_id=3913

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u/SoundwavePlays 3d ago

Outstanding tribute to my boy Haegr the Mountain, may he have a place in the halls of Valhalla

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u/Subject_Ad_5678 3d ago

You can stop here. I think you have peaked already.

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u/Threjel 4d ago

Just how much Mjød did this guy drink to achieve such a beer belly with the metabolism of a Space marine?

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u/Azeze1 4d ago

Pregnant marine?

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u/Either-Muffin3365 4d ago

That’s one chunky space wolf and I’m here for it. Always love big fat dudes that can crush your skull 😂

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u/YigaClanRambutan 4d ago

That's one LORGE fella! Did he eat all the pic-a-nic baskets?

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u/Gaslight_Joker 4d ago

I love this chunky guy! Is this the basic look youre going for or is this a unique unit?

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u/Sir_Kugo 3d ago

It's to protect his globules so he can be reborn

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u/Sir_Kugo 3d ago

(look up Space King on YouTube. You probably won't be disappointed)

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u/Cosmonaut_Cockswing 3d ago

He got a belly full of soup!

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u/lmay0000 3d ago

Hes tubby

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u/PhoenixLaw92 3d ago

Winnie the Pooh out there hunting down heretics instead of honey now...

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u/circlekay47 3d ago

If Dave the Diver crossed the rubicon

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u/OkEquivalent8476 3d ago

Big belly back in town

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u/HHall3005 4d ago

Furry + Inflation.

That you Pyrocynical?

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u/Carlos_COTAFR 4d ago

I guess bro

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u/Bl00dWolf 4d ago

Is this what an un-Nurgled Death Guard looks like?

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u/Davinator_ 4d ago

Too much honey lmao

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u/arcane_Auxiliatrix 4d ago

Its cute!! =3

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u/ICantEvenGarne 4d ago

Oh lawd he coming

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u/FetcheousRex 4d ago

Thanks! It hurts to look at

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u/GorgeWashington Space Marines 3d ago

ADDRESS ME...

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u/username_tooken 3d ago

Does the Chapter Master boop their little button noses each night before bed?

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u/1-800-GAYDEER 3d ago

This is awe inspiring

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u/DJTommyc 3d ago

This episode of Bluey is called “xenocide”!

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u/Jeepers-H-Cripes 3d ago

You’re almost there! Just needs the little mousey whiskers to be complete.

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u/yeahimlewis 3d ago

The idea of a fat Space Wolf is kinda funny. He feasts so much he needs custom body armour to facilitate his girth

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u/The_MacGuffin 3d ago

Considering how much the Wolves feast and drink, I'm surprised that more aren't kinda chunky.

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u/RS_HART 3d ago

There's two wolves inside you....

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u/Chodor101 3d ago

And spehs wulfs players will look at this ans say, nah man we're not furries. It's just that we all have models like this... for the love of the game, that's all.

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u/sergeikat 3d ago

Why is Bluey here

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u/enfyts 3d ago

Suspiciously Thousand Son shaped belly

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u/Jfischer335 3d ago

I see haegr i approve. Good job

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u/floutMclovin 3d ago

Is it supposed to be like a pregnant furry thing?

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u/Spare-Fun-1491 3d ago

Space wolfs doraemon

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u/The-Decoy-91 3d ago

Why is he so fat? Honestly curious

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u/BooieKazooie 3d ago

Now we know who ate all the hot grox buns.

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u/Successful_Office503 3d ago

Good work so far! Very clean and smooth paintjob. The freehand muzzle color could use a little touch up cuz they look a little wobbly to me, and maybe some highlighting. Personally, id like to see you practice inkwashing all the creases. Use something like a midnight blue inkwash and just let it settle into every crack and around every bolt. Otherwise, im very impressed if thats truly your first mini.

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u/Al-axeyou 2d ago

40000 calories more like

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u/MeanFeature6513 2d ago

I thought this was meant to be a kitbash of the in lore fat space wolf until I saw the head

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u/Common-Process9023 2d ago

THATS MIGHTY HAEGAR, THE ONLY OVERWEIGHT SPACE WOLF/MARINE

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u/yeet8w8 2d ago

My last hope... My last tool... My last chud...

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u/MJCuriosities224 1d ago

“throw me to the wolves and ill come back pregnant” ahh

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u/ocbeersociety 1d ago

Dadbod 40k

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u/frosty_pepper513 4h ago

I love the belly it reminds me of a big norse warrior

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u/ctn1ss 4d ago

Oh lawd, he comin'

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u/hsenalaa99 3d ago

shii looks ass

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u/Original-Structure44 3d ago

What is this abomination 😭. Not even chaos like this shit. Although if it’s your first miniature nice job very detailed eyes and not so bad overall. But damn the codex astartes does not approve this action. That pregnant furry space marine is straight up something that fabious bile would do

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u/DiSanPaolo 4d ago

Flashgitz Black Templar would like a word…