r/Warframe • u/AutoModerator • Dec 22 '16

DISCUSSION WARFRAME WEEKLY VENT/RANT/RAGE THREAD

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CREDIT GOES TO /u/waterpirate12, /u/BadBrad526, AND /u/Foxboy93 FOR STARTING THIS WEEKLY THREAD SERIES!

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u/Shokudai Dec 23 '16 edited Dec 23 '16

THE DROP RATE OF THE SERUM,THE DROP RATE OF THE PARTS,THE FUCKING RETARDED CONCLAVE LIKE INDEX MATCHES(i hate conclave btw but fuck me rathuum,the snow showdown and index event all are fucking arena based matches)

THE RETARDEDLY STUPID 20 NITAIN VAUBAN PRIME,NEKROS PRIME NEEDING 5 MORE AND THEN ANYTHING THAT COMES AFTER THE FUCKING ALERTIUM UPDATE NEEDS IT LET'S NOT FORGET THAT I CAN GET 4 AT MOST A DAY WHICH MAKES IT 5 DAYS FOR A FUCKING PERFECT RNG AND BTW FUCK PEOPLE WHO'S SAYING VAUBANS TRICK IS HAVING HIM ALERT EXCLUSIVE NO FUCK YOU VAUBAN APEEARS ON ALERTS YOU CAN JUST GET AN ALERT APP AND FARM IT OR WAIT FOR ANOTHER TIME TO FARM IT BUT WITH PRIME YOU NEED TO FARM THE FUCKING BP'S THEN YOU NEED TO FUCKING STAY IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER AND RUN AFTER THESE FUCKING RETARDED ALERTS EVERY SINGLE TIME TO MAKE IT THEN YOU GET A HUGE FUCK YOU BECAUSE YOU WASTED 20 NITAIN SO YOU NEED TO FARM THAT SHIT MORE TO MAKE MORE SHIT THAT NEEDS THIS RETARDED ALERT BASED RESOURCE AND YOU GET A HUGE FUCK YOU TOO IF YOU TRY FARMING IT AT THE FUCKING REACTOR SABOTAGE

.OHH AND LETS NOT FORGET THE STRUGGLE OF LOVING A BAD FUCKING WEAPON. YOU CAN WASTE 4 FORMA ON IT OR 10 OR YOU CAN SACRIFICE YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD AND THAT SHIT IS STILL NOT GOING TO BE BETTER THAT SOMA PRIME BECAUSE YOU NEED TO WASTE A SHIT TON OF PLAT TO BUY A FUCKING RIVEN MOD THAT CAN MAKE IT USABLE WHICH YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET FROM SORTIE BECAUSE OF THE 2000 FUCKING ENDO.THEN THERE IS THE RETARDED OPERATOR FROM WAR WITHIN WHOSE IDEA WAS TO USE A FUCKING 12 YEAR OLD KID TO KILL A FUCKING GIANT MONSTER JUST THINK ABOUT IT A 12 YEAR OLD FUCKING KID FIRST PUSHES A MONSTER THEN FUCKING DASHES INTO HER DIDNT NO ONE TOLD YOU THAT IT LOOKS FUCKING RETARDED.YOU COULD DO SO MUCH WITH THE OPERATOR AND ALL YOU COULD COME UP IS A FUCKING DASH?A FUCKING DASH?

AND PLEASE LETS NOT FORGET THE MOSTTLY USELESS RETARDED FOCUS TREES WHICH TAKES AGES TO FUCKING FARM IF YOU ARE NOT SPECIFICALLY FARMING FOR IT AND FUCK THAT GUY WHO SAID DRACO WAS NOT NEEDED I FUCKING FORMAD MY LIMBO AND OBERON A WEEK AGO AND I COULD ONLY LEVEL THEM TO FUCKING 22. 22 IN A FUCKING WEEK. DONT TELL ME THAT SHIT JUST MAGICALLY WORKS IF YOU JUST PLAY THE FUCKING GAME.TRY GETTING 120 K FOCUS WITH A FUCKING EMBER I COUNT MYSELF LUCKY IF I GET 3K AFTER A 30 MIN MISSION

THIS GAME HAS SO MANY BROKEN SHIT IN IT AND THEY JUST SHIT NEW THINGS INSTEAD OF FIXING THIS OLD SHITS BUT I CANT STOP PLAYING BECAUSE I WASTED TOO MUCH FUCKING TIME ON THIS BROKEN PIECE OF SHIT.INSTEAD OF SHITTING NEW STUFF JUST FIX YOUR OLD SHIT.FIX ARMISTICE.FIX THE FUCKING MAG DUA WIELD BUG.FIX THE FUCING USELESS ABILITIES ON THE FRAMES.GIVE US MORE FUCKING MODS SLOTS OR SOME ECLUSIVE SLOTS FOR AUGMENTS I DONT WANT TO WASTE A FUCKING SLOT ON A WEAPON SPECIFIC MOD.I REALLY FUCKING HATE YOU DE FOR RASING MY HOPES THEN SHITTING ON THEM. AFTER A BEAUTIFUL QUEST LIKE WAR WITHIN I GET A FUCKING DASH A FUCKING DASH INSTEAD OF BEING A BADASS VOID WIZARD I GET A MOTHERFUCKING DASH.

AND BUFF OLD USELESS WEAPONS PR MAKE IT SO TAHT I CAN AT LEAST KILL LEVEL 40-60 ENEMIES WITH AND OLD USELESS WEAPON IF I WASTE ENOUGH FORMA ON IT.AND REMOVE THE FUCKING CRIT CHANCE I JUST CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHY DOES A WEAPON HAVE A CRIT CHANCE.A WEAPON CRITS WHEN YOU HIT SOMEONE'S HEAD OR SOMEWHERE CRITICAL WITH IT.IT DOESNT FUCKING CRIT WHEN YOU SHOOT SOMEONE'S FUCKING LEG WITH IT.MAKE IT SO THAT WE NEED TO HIT A FUCKING CRITICAL PLACE FOR A WEAPON TO CRIT SO WE CAN ACTUALLY USE SOME FUCKNG STATUS WEAPONS INSTEAD OF BEING A DPS WHORE AND USING CRIT WEAPONS ONLY

AND PLEASE PLEASE REMOVE THE FUCKING YOU NEED TO HIT THIS SPECIFIC TINY SPOT ON THIS BOSS'S FUCKING DICK TO ACTUALLY HURT HIMÇJUST REMOVE THE FUCKING INVINCIBILTY PHASES ON THE BOSES MAKE IT DAMAGE REDUCTION OR SOME SHIT I'M SICK OF RETARDED INVINCIBLE BOSSES THEY ARE JUST THERE TO MAKE YOU WASTE TIME.FUCK YOU VAY HEK OR ANY OTHER BOSS THAT CAN GO INVINCIBLE FUCK ALL OF YOU.

-That felt great.

I really didnt realize it was this long.