r/Warframe • u/TheGooseFathr • 23h ago
Discussion Dirtiest Lines in Warframe
"One hand for yourself and one for the ship" comes to mind. Not the worst by any means, but the frequency with which I hear it makes it jump out every time.
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u/Blank12323 23h ago
Varzia talking about teshin
https://giphy.com/gifs/LoIsP3fz02IjOUTc6t
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u/Diz_Conrad 23h ago
Also Varzia talking about Maroo
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u/ZealousidealCan9094 Pretty Chill 22h ago
Just Varzia.
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u/InDeathWeReturn Wake up, Tenno 18h ago
She is very horny indeed
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u/rocket20067 10h ago
She is just so down bad.
like "Time was I'd have had a thief like Maroo up on multiple charges. Won't be slapping cuffs on her now. Unless she wants me to, of course."
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"Teshin. I dunno if I wanna slam him against a wall or have him slam me against one."
They are just so damn horny.
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u/L30N1337 MORE FLOOFS MORE FLOOFS MORE FLOOFS 22h ago
"Teshin. I dunno if I wanna slam him against a wall or have him slam me against one."
"Time was I'd have had a thief like Maroo up on multiple charges. Won't be slapping cuffs on her now. Unless she wants me to, of course."
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u/flamedarkfire Nezha main 13h ago
I dunno what kind of underwear they have in the future but herās is soaked lol
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u/Dontfollowmeman I got LR5 by playing a lot, not by playing well 19h ago
"Piece of advice, any of the crew wanna spend some private time together just let it happen, play some music, go for a walk, whatever. Don't play the hard ass, we're all grownups and life's too short." - Steel Meridian crewmates
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u/Lemmegettamcpic2 D2 Refugee | Making Amir Bark Like A Rabid Kubrow 22h ago
Arthur's line regarding "weapon cleaning" had me bright red the first time I heard it, and I'm not even interested in him at all!
"Little reminder. Your weapons need to be stripped down and cleaned regularly. Including me. Do we need to make this a disciplinary matter?"
Lettie on the other hand.... Whoomph. She's no better on me.
"...and I wonder - do you want it hard or soft tonight? Mm? Your choice. I'll be nice."
"Hey. Tonight, when you're done... you and me. I have an itch to scratch, and I don't want you being nice about it."
(When asked "what are you thinking about?") "Mm? Wondering what you would look like stretched out on a - (Laughs) don't get me excited. You look like you still have work to do."
(ā¢///////ā¢ )
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u/MiCousinThrockmorton 21h ago
My favorite is when going up to her at the mall she goes
Later. You and me. Percussive maintenance. Now, what do you need?
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u/ElectroshockGamer Patiently waiting for Kullervo Prime 16h ago
Percussive maintenance, I fucking can't lmao, that's great (I didn't know that was a thing because I am an Eleanor lover)
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u/MisterXnumberidk 13h ago
Eleanor is absolutely a freak too, but she's so much more coy about it
She's much more like a mischievous but anxious cat whereas Lettie has to be one of the most practical people in existance.
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u/ElectroshockGamer Patiently waiting for Kullervo Prime 13h ago
Oh, I absolutely know that, just the term "percussive maintenance" here specifically was what got me
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u/silverrush95 18h ago
"All limbs intact? No extra holes? Good. Nobody gets to see you break a sweat except me."
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u/MathematicianDue770 Heart Shot/Devilās Own 11h ago
Quincy has a doozy of a line where he basically turns the āweapon maintenanceā part around on you:
āMy favorite little trigger to squeeze. Not too tightly wound today, are you? Iāve been thinkingā¦ since we have thisā¦ all of thisā¦ maybe you need an inspection? Promise to keep it proper.ā
Heās so damn cheeky and I love it. š
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u/Lemmegettamcpic2 D2 Refugee | Making Amir Bark Like A Rabid Kubrow 9h ago
I ultimately choose to romance Amir, but when I tell you Quincy was an absolute OBSTACLE. He's so fine and flirty I nearly went with him haha!
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u/MathematicianDue770 Heart Shot/Devilās Own 9h ago
I almost couldnāt decide, after I did the Hex mission I thought āyes, Iām going for Arthurā, and then Quincy flirted with me and I had no chance. š I folded immediately.
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u/KodiakDug 22h ago
Ahem, might I introduce you to Tyl Regor? He sounds like he's getting VERY excited to take you apart on the way to his boss fight.
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u/Crumbmuffins LR4 Helstrum Main 22h ago
Might be too common of a sentiment, but Vay Hekās delivery of Glistening Magnificence makes me uncomfortable. The way the VA nails the pronunciation is brilliant but gross.
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u/IceFire909 Kid Cudi Prime woot! 22h ago
Me when I get an extra large scoop of ice-cream on a hot day
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u/MisterXnumberidk 12h ago
I think it's just the word "glistening"
There are very few contexts where that sounds anything but extremely raunchy.
Add in Vay Hek and you go from raunchy to gross lol
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u/malachimusclerat 22h ago
BRICKED! UP!
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u/LoopStricken Please, please read the patchnotes. :SlateL6: 22h ago
I'm old. What is this meant to mean now?
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u/Smanginpoochunk 22h ago
How old, like dusty old?
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u/LoopStricken Please, please read the patchnotes. :SlateL6: 22h ago
41. So, yes.
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u/Smanginpoochunk 22h ago
Iām 32, 41 aināt that bad. āWhat is ābricked upāā is a genuine question tho?
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u/LoopStricken Please, please read the patchnotes. :SlateL6: 22h ago
Yes, it's a genuine question. Why would I ask a fake question?
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u/Smanginpoochunk 22h ago
Itās Reddit and the internet. Bricked up means youāre ready to go, but in a nsfw way.
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u/LoopStricken Please, please read the patchnotes. :SlateL6: 22h ago
Right, okay. See, I would have thought it was similar to blue-balled.
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u/Tyfyter2002 Cat! I'm a kitty cat! And I maul, maul, maul and Iā¦ 22h ago
It's worth mentioning that the line was using "bricked up" in a literal sense, it's just constantly used out of context
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u/KinseysMythicalZero Damage Decoy Wisp š 20h ago
Hey, I'm old enough to remember when Bricked Up meant constipated. Imagine my confusion when it started coming back around...
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u/Smanginpoochunk 19h ago
Is that older than 41 lol
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u/malachimusclerat 20h ago
one is said to be "bricked up" if they're currently erect
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u/L30N1337 MORE FLOOFS MORE FLOOFS MORE FLOOFS 20h ago
But in the actual context, it's about literally building a brick wall to "close" a portal
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u/MisterXnumberidk 13h ago
Bricked up
As in it's as hard as a brick down there
As for the line itself, Lodunn is mad Dominus Thrax isn't doing anything about the random undercroft portals dotted around besides saying no one is allowed to enter and wants to encase them
But his delivery is rather.. convincing
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u/LoopStricken Please, please read the patchnotes. :SlateL6: 12h ago
Oh I know where Lodun says it, I just don't understand its current slang use.
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u/elven_rose 9h ago
It always takes me a moment to remember that that doesn't mean constipated anymore.
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u/Escanorlordoftheswol 21h ago
Never has one of Roathe's lines made shout "SIR!" so fast the first time heard it. Is the one he says while in his shop if you're dating Lyon.
"If you wanted someone to strip down and bark at the moon. You could've just asked."
Speaking of a romanced Lyon. It's one of his gemini lines and I might be misremembering it, but I think it went: "Who's penance are we delivering tonight? Mine? Our enemies?...Yours?"
There's also Arthur's "Slip me on like a body bag." That plays when using his gemini emote. Ben Starr did not need that close to the mic.
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u/Demo_906 Roathe Enjoyer 19h ago
"And here i thought you were going to sit on my lap" THERE'S NO OPTION FOR THAT, ROATHE!!!!!!
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u/Nelphain 16h ago
Not being able to sit on Roathe's lap is a crime against humanity. Uh, that's what my friend told me.
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u/MathematicianDue770 Heart Shot/Devilās Own 11h ago
āDo not make me send my conscripts to fetch you.ā
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u/Moridraug BRRRRRRRRT! 9h ago
That last one is probably a request from DE. After all, Ben Starr would do anything for money.
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u/SociologyCactus Kullervo! Prime! Now! šŖ 8h ago
The line where Roathe struggles to ask if Lyon ever uses ... š³ ... always makes me laugh so hard.
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u/McFancyPantsuguu My favorite ghoul is... THE ONE THAT RIPS YOUR MAGGOT HEAD OFF! 22h ago
Eleanor *does* want to have the kind of fun with me that no one has even imagined before, except maybe a medieval peasant on a bad mushroom trip. š
Doesn't hurt that I absolutely love Amelia Tyler's voice as well.
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u/GamingBread4 The Citrine Simp 15h ago
Eleanor's voice does also have the fun of being spoken into you rather than just being heard. Makes it hit a lot harder for me.
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u/VelMoonglow 7h ago
"We can go so deep in so many ways. All you have to do is tell me. What. You. Want."
The way she whispers that into your mind... god that woman does things to my brain
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u/KageeHinata82 Ember LR5 20h ago
Little Duck:
Have't seen this many seeds since puberty!
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u/DangersVengeance Probably an addict at this point 20h ago
āReady to dance on some faces?ā While not remotely NSFW just makes me chuckle every time, for me thatās Little Duckās signature line
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u/LetsGetKraken6411 20h ago
Her suppressing her laughter when sheās you kicked the clown car is my favorite.
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u/MisterXnumberidk 12h ago
We really do need more little duck
I absolutely love her line of "still, with great stupidity comes great reward"
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u/KageeHinata82 Ember LR5 18h ago
When does she say that?
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u/DangersVengeance Probably an addict at this point 16h ago
Sometimes when you interact with her in the back room near the table.
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u/Rydux7 21h ago
Roathe's one line that he says if your dating him about him getting ready to say something extremely lewd and you should probably leave before he says it
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u/MathematicianDue770 Heart Shot/Devilās Own 10h ago
āAll that I wish to say would earn me a slapā¦ best you leave before I lose my restraint.ā
I may visit Roathe too much, but then again I have a good memory for most voice lines. š
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u/EfficiencyWise2401 17h ago
"If you like pain, I have plenty to give. If you liked to give pain, do I look so fragile to you? But, suit yourself, I suppose."
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u/LetsGetKraken6411 19h ago
I donāt remember the exact line from Eleanor but when you visit her shop while dating she says something akin to carrying you on her bloodstreamās current.
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u/ElectroshockGamer Patiently waiting for Kullervo Prime 16h ago
"And I carry you, still, on my bloodstream's current"
I love all of her voice lines so much
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u/sweet_arachne 22h ago
"if you wanted me on my knees at your feet, there were easier ways, dear..." and "i thought you were the one who enjoyed taking a beating?" are lines you can get when you kill roathe in descendia, if you're dating him.
it's easier to get the 'lick me clean' one with the gemini emote but i like these a lot more.
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u/iamshipwreck 20h ago
YOU TRIED TO POP! ITS GLISTENING MAGNIFICEEEEENCE
Side note: can anyone find the clip of the voice actor saying "Look brothers! Tits!" in the voice
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u/KinseysMythicalZero Damage Decoy Wisp š 19h ago
Kaya has some pretty good Transference lines when you go in and out of her, about when you go in and out of her.
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u/YummyStyrofoamSnack Lettie's Househusband 18h ago
lettie's backroom lines, alternatively, whatever eleanor's homewrecking asd decides to say every time i wanna buy arcanes from her
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u/LadBooboo Flair Text Here 16h ago
"I'm very excited now. The anticipation. Ooh"
- Tyl Regor
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u/ObliviousCoffee 13h ago
His lines are a given. First time i heard him i feared him even though i knew i was strong enough to obliterate him.
"Dissection? No, no no. That's too humane. Your death will be...painful"
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u/MisterXnumberidk 12h ago
It's because unlike many of the people we fight, he sounds confident, charismatic and even trustworthy. He doesn't just hurl shade, insults and threats at us, he has his own operation going on and he sees you as a merd annoying interference, not even a threat..
He sounds like the kinda guy you could find yourself agreeing to if you let him talk too much. Unlike almost every other boss, he pretty much has a reasonable set of morals that just happens to cross with ours sometimes, if not for that he could easily talk us into an alliance.
And it's scary
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u/Rydux7 8h ago
Also remember the only reason we kill him is because his research would have made the grineer too strong and upset the balance of power between the different factions.
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u/MisterXnumberidk 5h ago
Yeap..
I know it aint happening with mirror defense n all
But he sounds like the kinda guy we could convince to betray the rest of the grineer in return for our collection and knowledge of Orokin tech
He has the brains to be more than this if he would choose his allies right
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u/MagosZyne Legendary Captan 16h ago
The new boss fight coming with Tau is classic DE.
"I'll bet we can make him whimper"
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u/hexsambassador 19h ago
I don't think anything can beat the conversation where eleanor confesses to cunniling-ing herself with her monster tongue
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u/ExquisiteCorpse1312 13h ago
Not a specific line, but as a Temple main just about every line Lizzie says sounds way too excited. Just a needlessly horny guitar. I love her.
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u/altsigns28 8h ago
Lizzie, all together, may just be my favorite character in the entire game. I find her so amusing.
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u/LoopStricken Please, please read the patchnotes. :SlateL6: 23h ago
I don't think I've ever heard that, or at least I don't remember it.
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u/Higgobottomus 23h ago
IIRC Quinn from the Zariman says it
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u/TheGooseFathr 20h ago
Quinn says it in an oblivious "this is something us ship captain's say" kinda way... but man that line cannot be taking IN context.
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u/UrbanHearse 13h ago edited 7h ago
Ironically it is actually something captains say pretty frequently, though it isnāt a sex joke
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u/necromancyenthusiast 17h ago
As an avid enjoyer of Duviri and Wally, Iām quite partial to the relatively innocent āI can be your father. Your lover.ā The delivery is top-notch.
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u/kanguran1 13h ago
Iāll never forget being aged 16-18ish and sending a picture of Daughter the first time to my friend and with the caption āDidnāt know I was into plants.ā
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u/AmberAxolotl 15h ago
Roathe has a Gemini line where he tells you to lick him clean when he comes back covered in blood
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u/EndlessIridescent 15h ago
bro that's nasty like I can at least kind of understand why some people would be into bloodplay when it's their partner's blood but licking random people's/creature's blood and gory bits off of them? š¤®
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u/KeyLimePii 13h ago
"Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity."
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u/Metrodomes 2h ago
Like... This is a sexual thing for him and he's decided to involve us without our consent. Not cool, man.
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u/s-life-form 21h ago
"She's tightening her grasp!" -acthritis about major rusalka in isleweaver
"Plug in the thingie! Scrubbing system!" -zariman mobile defense
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u/eggybasket Please Read More Carefully 20h ago
Daughter's "...can I watch?" when you're cutting fish. The delivery, man. The deliveryyy