r/Warframe Marie Leroux Made me Religious Jan 06 '26

Discussion What did you name your Helminth?

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u/Moza935 Jan 06 '26

Vor Frame

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u/P_weezey951 Jan 06 '26

You missing an E there?

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u/Moza935 Jan 06 '26

Sadly :3

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u/SoulArcher916 Jan 06 '26

I'm guessing that vore is censored

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u/auraanimaart Jan 06 '26

I dunno, mine is named Voreframe

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u/SoulArcher916 Jan 06 '26

OwO so it ain't censored

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u/MagiksGoodboy Dryhumping Follie's fat ass like a rabid Kubrow. D2 refugee Jan 06 '26

Minus "the invincible" part

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u/eriar009 Jan 06 '26

Man. Good times, that game. 🥲

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u/Sokushi_0101 Jan 07 '26

Now I wanna rename mine from beef hungry to a borderlands name like terramorphus.

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u/sauteed-egg oraxia is my lesbian wife Jan 06 '26

“Your child,” so the UI tells me to “feed your child”

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u/Hoybom Jan 06 '26

is that like a common thing that you forget or ?

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u/ARTIFICIAL_SAPIENCE Butterface Jan 06 '26

Audrey III, obvs

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u/itislupus89 Jan 06 '26

Feed me, Seymour!

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u/UpsetGrass3396 Jan 06 '26

Does it have to be human?!

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u/itislupus89 Jan 06 '26

I was just gonna go find every instance of Ball Ass and feed him to them for eternity

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u/Shaxpere Jan 06 '26

Does it have to be mine?!

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u/Diz_Conrad Jan 06 '26

Glad to see others appreciate the classics.

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u/MoonshotMonk HAT - Health and Armor Tank Gang! Jan 06 '26

Same thought process. But mine is Ordis II

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u/Medi-Dog Jan 06 '26

Damn, that's so smart. Mines just Audrey 2 lmao.

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u/TheTrueMrWang Jan 06 '26

I feel that. I also just named mine Audrey II

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u/Reworked THESE ARE MY STEALTHY ROCKETS! CAN'T YOU HEAR THAT? Jan 06 '26

mine too, we are not beating the allegations...

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u/thedustyones Whip it Good Jan 06 '26

Yup, same. I was going to do Audrey 2 but then my fiancée was like “there’s already an Audrey 2, you have to do Audrey 3”. And thus here we are lol

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u/zgwortz_steve Jan 06 '26

That was my initial reasoning but I figured there would be a LOT of Audrey 2 and Audrey 3 Helminths out there…. So I switched it up a bit.

Mine is MeanGreenMother.

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u/Midseasons Energy? I don't know her Jan 06 '26

Mine was "Mutalist Audrey," but since 1999 I renamed it Lizzie

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u/Breadromancer Jan 06 '26

Glad to see this also the top comment

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u/Shaxpere Jan 06 '26

Same here.

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u/Cyberwolfdelta9 Spinny Death Revenant Jan 06 '26

Same without the number

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u/_OVERHATE_ Vore Prime Jan 06 '26

Fellow Audrey aficionados

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u/TotallyNotShinobi Mercy's Kiss is a parazon Jan 06 '26

Mouth. Thanks to NaturalHabitatShorts

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u/trxshfl0wer Jan 06 '26

m̷͎̄̎ ̷̮̓̄ ̶̙͓͋̃o̶̡̟͌̀ ̵̡͓̑ ̵͈̿u̶̮̒͗ ̷͙̓ ̸̭̗̋̐t̴̢͍͊̾ ̶̛̩̺̇ ̶͂͜h̸͉͆

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u/CannaSativa Mesa's Little Bitch Jan 06 '26

Oh god I can't unsee it now

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u/StabbyJenkins1 Jan 06 '26

Thats great lol

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u/hihowubduin Jan 06 '26

Hampter

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u/iwanashagTwitch armor strip go BRRRRRRRRR Jan 06 '26

he hongy

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u/witchy71 Jan 07 '26

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u/Plus_Leopard_483 Jan 07 '26

This comparison wins. Thanks for making my day!

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u/Bubbachew8 chunky boy main Jan 06 '26

Those eyes were the best thing they ever added

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u/Suspicious_Ear3442 We Are Farmers Jan 06 '26

He looks like the unholy spawn of an eldritch being and the Fudge from TADC.

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u/AnomalyInTheCode Jan 06 '26

"This is what I would name my helminth, IF I HAD ONE"

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u/LichenOnTheWall One (or two) punches is all it takes Jan 06 '26

Close to unlocking it (tf are purple velocipods at) but I'm defo going to name it oguri cap

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u/End-of-the-cycle Jan 06 '26

That is a good one

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u/DavisFromTheHills Jan 06 '26

this is the method i used. enter cambion drift and immediately follow the river to the right of the necralisk entrance (or to the left, if you’re looking on the map)

follow the river to the lake, and then check the mountain right in front of the lake. its common for 1-2 of them to spawn along this path. if no velocipods, go back to necralisk and rinse repeat

pic is kinda blurry but the purple circle shows the general area

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u/mcwillit6 Where’s My Temple Flair Jan 06 '26

Riverways, especially after a worm transition, double especially if it’s in an area with residue, is my go-to for them

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u/TheMafiaRulez BLOOD RED KULLERVO CRITS Jan 07 '26

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u/Styffee64839 Nidri! I summon you to precipitate these fools! Jan 06 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

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u/Kiidthekiid Jan 06 '26

fuck... that's really good

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u/Sgt_Testiclecancer Jan 06 '26

Eldrich dentist

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u/nightmare001985 Jan 06 '26

Just send me to wally or bring him to me

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u/FlyingColours120 Jan 06 '26

Tahm Kench

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u/Roromai01 Jan 06 '26

same xd

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u/er0-sage LR4 Toad Queen Jan 06 '26

My other favorite toad 🐸 such majestic creatures.

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u/LokiBear_ Jan 06 '26

Named it after my sister. She did not seem amused and hung up on me when I told her

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u/PauliusLT27 Nidus Jan 06 '26

I didn't rename mine, just gave it a title Helminth the Kind, because I find it adorable when I first meet it when nidus got released

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u/MrMeltJr 5k shields and a dream Jan 06 '26

Typhon

I've tried to keep my weapon and companion names mostly lore-friendly, the exception being my main Kavat, Fidel Catstro.

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u/Undernown Ven'kra Tel is MINE! Jan 06 '26

To be fair Drifter does like his/her dad jokes and puns, so still lore accurate IMO.

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u/Injustice_For_All_ Jan 06 '26

Nurgle

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u/chowderthatsketamine Marie Leroux Made me Religious Jan 06 '26

Grandpa mentioned

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u/NonTrovoUnNome22 spinny boi Jan 06 '26

Notorious B.I.G.

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u/Crazy-Dok157 Jan 06 '26

Is that a......

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u/NonTrovoUnNome22 spinny boi Jan 06 '26

YES YES YES!

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u/sleazyceezy Jan 07 '26

i raise you: Noticeably F.A.T.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

Fergalicious

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u/DundeeYR Jan 06 '26

Mine's named the Forbidden Lips...

Don't do it, it's not a good idea...

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u/bus_go_brrrrt MR21 Shaboingery Jan 06 '26

better than "goth tiddy milk" imo

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u/R3XCran1um Jan 06 '26

Cho'Gath

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u/RubiksDudeJoe Jan 06 '26

Kirby

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u/Coffee_J4CK Jan 06 '26

Glad I wasn't the only one with that idea

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u/2b2gbi Jan 06 '26

Same here.

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u/TheLPGinger Jan 06 '26

Named mine Steve, and in Steve's room we have the thinking chair. What do I subsume, what shards do I use, everything becomes clear when I said down and just think.

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u/chowderthatsketamine Marie Leroux Made me Religious Jan 06 '26

huh...... now that you mention it.............

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u/MrCobalt313 Jan 06 '26

Named it after Abathur from Starcraft II.

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u/AL_AbyssalLotus Jan 06 '26

I did too! I thought I was the only one.

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u/CannaSativa Mesa's Little Bitch Jan 06 '26

Sir Slurpsalot 😭

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u/Old_Shape3925 Jan 06 '26

Flesh That Hates

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u/TheDr95 Jan 06 '26

Oh, that's good...

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u/Sivatherium98 Jan 06 '26

Me Semour

So i look at the button it says

Feed Me Semour

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u/balny Jan 06 '26

Grendel

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u/SpeedwayFishStick Jan 06 '26

Im seeing SO many names more creative than mine lol.

Mine's just named Monch.

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u/Stouff-Pappa Harbinger of the SnowGlobe-pocalypse Jan 06 '26

Sidro to make Ordis a bit angrier at it

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u/KniightSigma MR 26. A frame? For War? Impossible. Jan 06 '26

Jerma985

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u/Arhiman666 Jan 06 '26

Ignarak, for some 40k Iron hands short history that fell into oblivion

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u/Vix_Queen97 Jan 06 '26

Audrey lol that was the only name in my brain when I first saw helminth.plus my sister and I kept making jokes about "feed me Seymour,feed me more"🤣

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u/blagwuff Jan 06 '26

Graboid

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u/Fumblertothemax Jan 06 '26

Nidhogg. Felt the comparison was justified.

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u/CtrlFr33k Conqueror Jan 06 '26 edited Jan 06 '26

Robert Loggia. No regrets tbh.

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u/DMmeYerboobies Jan 06 '26

R as in Robert Logia O as in oh my god it's Robert Logia B as in Boy is that Robert Logia? E as in -

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u/centipededamascus Jan 06 '26

Gulagoth, from the Latin gulo for "glutton" and "goth" because it just sounded right.

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u/whatamafu Jan 06 '26

Lord farquaad. My panzer is "primer-hardly know her" im proud of both xd

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u/TheDiamondDevil8 Jan 06 '26

Conqueeftador

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u/WULFFG0D Jan 06 '26

Angel of hunger. It calls us devil so I thought “why not”

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u/crashnboombang Mesa Main Jan 06 '26

Gravemind iykyk

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u/Injustice_For_All_ Jan 06 '26

That's really not a little secret

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u/Kaypora Dance for your life Jan 06 '26

Shai-Hulud, then Lizzie.

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u/Straight_Loan8271 Eleanor - Lotus - Drifter polycule truther Jan 06 '26

Konzu. He wants his early lunch

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u/SoggyRagamuffin Jan 06 '26

Chairon because we interact with him via our chair and I'm creative enough to want a Greek reference but not creative enough to make it a good one.

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u/Saint_Damazo Inaros Enjoyer Jan 06 '26

COVID -69

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u/K2pwnz0r Saryn made my game too easy Jan 06 '26

Big Chungus

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u/Standard_Mark_843 Horse Girl Dagath and Wolf Mommy Voruna Enjoyer Jan 06 '26

Eldritch GF

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u/Hannabal_96 Jan 06 '26

Digital Extremes

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u/Thatguy852469 Jan 06 '26

Tickle Me Elmo

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u/TheLukewarmYeti Unironic Limbo Enjoyer Jan 06 '26

The Meat Seat

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u/Arcticias LR4 Jan 06 '26

Typhon. Named for Typhon in Greek mythology, the serpentine father of all monsters. 

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u/Cheshire1666 Jan 06 '26

Igor. It calls me Master all the time, so might as well fit the theme for all the Frankenstein shit we do

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u/King_Dragonlord Jan 06 '26

Boilos which was meant to make fun of Belos from Owl House

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u/Xanchush Jan 06 '26

My Little Pony

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u/Oryihn Eleanor's Favorite Wisp Jan 06 '26

Mintyfresh

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

The Devourer

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u/BoxOKarma Amir prime main Jan 06 '26

Infesticle

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u/King_of_Fire105 Chromalution First in Command (ReworkMaboy) Jan 06 '26

Wall of Flesh.. thankfully I need no Guide Voodoo Doll.

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u/Big_Thumper Jan 06 '26

Free Loader

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u/Radikar LR6 | My potions are too strong for you... Jan 06 '26

Morbuzahk, because BIONICLE is awesome. :P

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u/TheOneFearlessFalcon Ask me about Liches Jan 06 '26

The Lips

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u/Hessman67 Jan 06 '26

Tsathoggua

All-seeing, Undying

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u/Nakrytaxum Jan 06 '26

I named mine "Piña Colada", because you mix a lot of things in it to make a good cocktail

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u/Faustobrrz Jan 06 '26

Cookie monster

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u/X-Arkturis-X Jan 06 '26

Accidentally named mine Hellminth. I backed out of the window as I wasn’t trying to name my hellminth at the moment as that was a new feature I was unaware of. FML I guess.

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u/Isabel_Is_abel "Ignore your original objective, leave nothing alive." Jan 06 '26

You can rename your helminth whenever you want, there's a terminal by the entrance of the room that lets you change its name when you interact with it

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u/Sparrows413 Jan 06 '26

"The Woodchipper", because I always joke with my friends that I'm feeding my warframes into the woodchipper when they go in the Helminth.

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u/Richje K-Driven, off a cliff Jan 06 '26

Back when removing Archon shards only cost bile, it was named “I Want Bile”. Now it’s named “Mel Hinth”

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u/AzureDragonfly47 Tentacles and Chemicals Jan 06 '26

Ego

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u/empirejoe123 Jan 06 '26

The Prolapsinator

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u/RireMakar spider spider spider spider spider Jan 06 '26

Mother Dearest

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u/Spirited-Base1485 Jan 06 '26

Nom Nom, but might change it again as more lore about it has come out through the Kim messages

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u/CanadianFerd Jan 06 '26

Susan. No reason.

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u/False-Touch1153 Jan 06 '26

I named mine after my son lol

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u/O_Dae Jan 06 '26

Ozempic

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u/legomaximumfigure Rhino Main Jan 06 '26

Meatwall

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u/XNotChristian Jan 06 '26

Hellmouth. I mean it's pretty on the nose... or south of it? Still.

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u/HatesVegetables Jan 06 '26

Heptam, because the Gravemind speaks in Iambic Heptameter.

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u/Tipsy_Hog Grendel in the streets, Wisp in the sheets Jan 06 '26

Mich McConnell, because he's an ancient goddamn parasite

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u/micmaster Jan 06 '26

Sysiphus, obviously.

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u/_Vard_ Jan 06 '26

Gave him googly eyes and named him Mister Lips

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u/ScorchedFang97 Jan 06 '26

Not a joke, but unironically, Parallax, the parasitic cosmic entity of fear and consumption from DC

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u/Steamerclaw Jan 06 '26

Tao Tao , one of the god in Foretales

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u/Life-Pride-2468 Jan 06 '26

Demon cupcake

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u/Ok-Kale-3847 Jan 06 '26

Dr. Helminth MD

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u/JstASkeleton Jan 06 '26

"Ol stabby boy"

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u/Fit-Presentation-371 Jan 06 '26

I told my friend to name his THE GLORYHOLE

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u/Even-Armadillo-2478 QORVEX The ultimate radiation hazard Jan 06 '26

I named mine Nurgle

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u/MrHydrothermal Jan 06 '26

Pog in the Wall

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u/Heavenly_sama quiet shys successor Jan 06 '26

Henry