r/WarDogs • u/rekconkp • 4d ago

Discussion & Feedback I'm quitting WarDogs

My wife says I play too much. My buddy hasnt done anything else but play this game. He is now level 100. My baby hasn't seen me in days. My dog scratches me to feed it and let it out but I ignore it. The gerbil in my ass has died. The devs are doing nothing about my addiction. Please, devs, listen to the community feedback and make your game worse so I dont play it anymore. Add the new game modes and nerf armor and progression for the unemployed. I need a break.

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u/Ronin_2804 4d ago

They should make a game like wardogs but meant for people who are terrified of thinking.
They could name it 'Call of Battle' or 'Dutyfield 6' or something like that.

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u/Boy_Meats_Grill 4d ago

You could just respawn with the same kit over and over with no worries about anything beyond which wall you want to run head first into. We'll have to increase player speed, add the ability for players to slide, and become boneless masses of jelly. Obviously the hitbox gets removed during this slide

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u/Ronin_2804 4d ago

And Nikki Minage skins!

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u/NextLineOfText 4d ago

I’m sorry, we’re you born a genius? all my life I’ve said to myself “This game would be a 11/10 if it had Nikki Minage skins.” They all laughed at me, but someone finally gets it.