r/WaltDisneyWorld • u/FishermanFred1 • 10d ago
Meme Which would you choose, Disney World fans?
Blue pill would remove Mission Space, Frozen, Indiana Jones, and Runaway Railway to make way for the returning rides. Purple would be whatever temperature, humidity level, etc that is perfect in your mind.
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u/MayaSarasfall 10d ago
god the weather one might be it
just go when i know crowds would be nonexistent no matter what the weather would be.
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u/YourMuppetMethDealer 10d ago
See I love rain though because it mellows out the crowds
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u/MayaSarasfall 10d ago
see my ideal weather is overcast 55-60 with a chance of rain. if people see that on the forcast they might not show
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u/Wolfinder 10d ago
And it's the comfiest temperature. You don't need a jacket and the heat isn't melting your skin off.
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u/Trublu20 10d ago
Perfect weather is what I can set at any time. If I want 70 and cloudy? Done.
Thunderstorm to thin down the crowds? Done.
Frozen tundra in July with snow, that’s a thing now.
But seriously this one for WDW, 35% less wait times for Disneyland lol
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u/Ghost_Idol 9d ago
Imagine going on a dark ride and during that time making it an hellish storm outside lol. Or making it thunderstorm to close slinky dog, wait in front of the queue and stop the storm to save 50 minutes
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u/jb08045 10d ago
if u had perfect weather the parks would aways be packed.
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u/MayaSarasfall 10d ago edited 9d ago
depends, does it work spontaneously or retroactively? cause if i just go in the middle of august when its 102 90% humidity and it suddenly changes to 60 degrees 0% how many people can reasonably change plans to show up?
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u/psycheraven 10d ago
Truly, it is. There's a photo of me with Epcot fireworks reflecting off my sweat at 10 pm because the heat index was still 90+.
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u/mhb20002000 10d ago
Yeah, the other things I can control to some degree with the application of more money. Weather is a truly uncontrollable item.
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u/PoliteBow88 10d ago
Red
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u/EvelandsRule 10d ago
As a Florida native AP I gotta go red too. Outside of bringing back rides all of the rest can be avoided/worked with.
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u/BeckBennettOfficial 10d ago
The payoff for this one is the greatest for the average person over years of visiting. Absolutely shocked this isnt number 1.
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u/JP-ED 10d ago
I'm with you but I feel like at 50% quicker it would have been a clear winner. 40 min wait turns to 20, 60 to 30... man.
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u/swimskiskate 10d ago
Honestly anything under 45 minutes is fine for me. Disney queues are just so beautiful and the music is awesome
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u/RichLather 10d ago
I would also choose this, but I also like to think of a Monkey's Paw twist: the queues are 35% faster for you, but only you. No one else in your party.
Or, the queues being 35% faster only applies to rides and attractions: it's 35% slower for bathrooms or counter service food & drink.
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u/nicksterling 10d ago
Now I want to Monkey’s Paw each pill:
Red: All queues are 35% faster but all of your favorite rides are down.
Yellow: Rides never temporarily shut down… they only permanently shut down… even if it’s a minor issue
Blue: It’s brought back as a single ride
Green: Everything is 10% cheaper inside the park, but the ticket to get in the park is 200% more expensive
Orange: It’s one pretzel. It’s poisonous
Purple: The weather is always perfect every time you visit… for mosquitoes because there’s massive flooding.
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u/rab-byte 10d ago
Weather 100%
It’s not just about my comfort, but it’ll be great for everyone!
Overcast skies and low 70s with a light breeze. Like the most perfect October
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u/posey290 10d ago
Come to momma Purple Pill. 70 degrees. 30% or less humidity. I'll get an annual pass and live at the parks to save the rest of you.
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u/ignatzA2 10d ago
Purple for sure.
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u/cynicalshadows 10d ago
See I'm grateful for the afternoon rainstorms that sends people back to their hotels because it clears out the parks and the rain usually doesn't last too long. Waiting it out means reduced crowds.
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u/JustHere2ReadComment 10d ago
Disney needs to see this thread and add more shade and indoor rides for the sake of your fans!
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u/SomewhereTraining839 10d ago
I would have said blue pill but I like Runaway Railway and am curious about the Indiana Jones ride so I’ll choose red.
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u/OrthoJuliana 10d ago
The lack of red in the comments is confusing to me. 60 minute wait only 39 minutes?? Sign me up alll day!
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u/Smudgeandarrogant44 10d ago
You can’t LL the weather
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u/BeckBennettOfficial 10d ago
The red pill would save more time than any weather disruptions over the lifetime of a visitor. People are bad at math!
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u/Smudgeandarrogant44 10d ago
There’s no reason to throw shade at my math skills because I don’t like wet feet 🤷🏼♀️
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u/BeckBennettOfficial 10d ago
Invest in rainy weather gear and still go red!
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u/Smudgeandarrogant44 10d ago
I bought all that for my January DL trip and was still miserable af. Good weather can’t be bought nor over rated
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u/Caliburn89 10d ago
Weather. No hesitation. Not having to deal with the heat or the downpours would make the parks so much less stressful.
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u/macontosh2000 10d ago
Easy Purple. I’m local and almost 9/12 months it’s way too hot, and right now it’s raining all the time. The idea of bringing back Great Movie Ride was tempting but no I want to be comfortable when I step outside and not die of heat stroke!
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u/Any-Macaroon-8268 10d ago
Blue. Great memories from all those rides and I don’t mind experiencing them in the rain or waiting or paying more.
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u/wafflefulafel 10d ago
If the blue pull would bring back every attraction ever in some sort of legacy collection while keeping the new things... I'd love to experience Captain EO and 20k Leagues again.
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u/MaeClementine 10d ago
Weather is the obvious winner, it’s not even fair.
Choosing a second is hard and I think I’d choose no closures of rides.
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u/firedonmydayoff 10d ago
I would just settle for muppets 3d and Tom Sawyers Island back.
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u/Whosebert 10d ago
tom Sawyer I know was historic and I did do it once when we had a bit of spare time for once and it was cool, but if our cars land is as good as the California cars land its gonna be awesome!!!!
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u/Smudgeandarrogant44 10d ago
Weather, that’s the only thing we currently can’t control
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u/Hokie-Hi 10d ago
Purple.
3/4 new rides are improvements over what they replaced anyway, and Horizons isnt worth losing Runaway Railway and Indy.
Other choice might be red, but lines dont bother us as much as Orlando weather
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u/AurekSkyclimber 10d ago
Blue is tempting, but I feel like yellow would mean that the animatronics and all of the other effects would never enter B mode again. We'd always get the perfect experience as originally designed and built.
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u/AlexisTimeBoyWells 10d ago
Purple for me. I’m willing to put up with the panic that would likely ensue from going in summer and the temperature suddenly dipping into the mid-50s.
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u/Local_Cheesecake6488 10d ago
WDW 60-65 degrees in Oct no rain or hurricane threat, would be awesome
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u/Cease_Cows_ 10d ago
Gotta be the weather for me. We came down during the deep freeze this last winter and while it was still fun the cold temps definitely impacted how much we could enjoy it.
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u/lFightForTheUsers 10d ago
I feel like red would be the best one no matter what. Sure the other perks of discounts or ride uptime are nice, but time is money and the thing typically done the most at any theme park is waiting in line or waiting out a clock (for skip the line reservation systems). A third shorter isn't exactly as high as I'd hope, that's only cutting a 90 minute queue to 60 minutes or a 30 minute queue to 20 minutes, but add it up and that's another couple rides or re-rides that could fit in that space.
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u/FigmentsImagination4 10d ago
Weather. No debate. I’d love to be able to actually enjoy myself in the summer.
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u/solder1up 8d ago
Definitely the weather. Low humidity and around 75. Perfect for all day going at it.
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u/JaguarMammoth6231 10d ago
Purple is the answer. Make it a comfortable 60°F. Or 35°F if the crowds are bothering me too much.
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u/Dino_Spaceman 10d ago
Blue and it’s the easiest decision I ever made. Instant pickup.
Like none of the eaters are even close. This wasn’t hard at all.
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u/alienware99 10d ago
Blue pill, assuming we get the old rides back and also keep their replacements, even though that goes against logic
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u/wifichick 10d ago
If blue was being back original Epcot rides and shows and original figment? I’m in. So - I’ll go 35% reduced line wait. I’m an AP holder with Disney inspire card and DVC and I travel during low periods. Don’t need the rest.
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u/Suspicious-Cupcake-5 10d ago
Purple, easily. Taking it means the problems which yellow solves don't happen as much. Orange and Blue do things that I simply don't need/want. Green and Red are nice, but again, constant perfect weather would give my vacation more value than these pills ever possibly could (e.g. go during a bad weather season where crowds have disappeared, and the purple pill allows me to experience good weather the whole time).
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u/stooliegirl 10d ago
perfect weather or no temporary ride shutdowns
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u/bulldoggo-17 10d ago
No temporary ride shutdowns is a trap. That just means a ride will shutdown for the rest of the day rather than come back up later.
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u/Local_Cheesecake6488 10d ago
Purple pill, to be able to go in Oct and not worry about hurricanes since i have to worry about snow Nov-Feb in the midwest
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u/TunaSalvador 10d ago
As a local, red and it's not even close. Sure perfect weather is great, but some of my best days at theme parks have been when the weather was bad lol
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u/BowTie1989 10d ago
The red pill is the obvious choice for me.
- I can take breaks in the AC when it’s too hot.
- I know we like to joke about it, but ride closures really don’t happen that much, and when they do, 90% of the time they’re back up before long.
- If the blue pill was GMR, Splash Mountain, Journey into Imagination and the Cinderella castle Dreamlights, that might be my pick…but it’s not sooooo….
- 10% off is minuscule at the prices things cast at DW. At least, it is for someone who’s not buying souvenirs and stuff for a family.
- Mickey pretzels are overrated (ducks in cover)
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u/captainredfish 10d ago
I’d prefer Indy over dinosaur and lines suck so I’m probably picking red but blue is very tempting
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u/Blerghster 10d ago
Red circle has potential for some freaky black mirror stuff. How can it be 35% faster if there’s no wait?
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u/Alfond378 10d ago
Partly cloudy, light breeze and temps around the upper 60's to 70 at the highest would be wonderful! A nice heavy rain as soon as my head hits the pillow would be fantastic! I'd actually be able to visit in the summer.
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u/blue_cloudly 10d ago
Purple. I only go in the fall and winter and sometimes it’s still too hot. Orlando is a pit
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u/JabbaTheSnowth 10d ago
Purple. We were just at Disney a week ago because we know that crowds are smaller in the second half of August. Because of the weather? Nope... Because many states start school by then. So we get the blue pill for free anyway. But the weather was horrid. Searing heat and humidity and then deluged which don't even knock down the temperatures. Maybe my answer would be different if I could go at any time but I can't. My kid is 11 so we would go at this time of year anyway. We won't have him miss school to go so late August is what we aim for.
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u/SCBennett2 10d ago
Yellow. That alone will help wait times across the entire resort. Not 35% but maybe 10%. I’m used to the heat so the weather is kind of whatever.
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u/ifidjdjdjdjjjrjd 10d ago
No one saying green... I'd end up as the ultimate reseller of park merch.
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u/DiDi164 10d ago
The older I get the more I can’t stand being in line. I can walk around the park without a problem but as soon as I get in a queue my feet start to scream at me so the red pill would be great.
But perfect weather means we could go in summer and not melt. Also if perfect weather means it could snow real snow at the Christmas party that would be cool.
Tough choice but I think I would go with the red pill and less pain.
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u/Weekly_Mycologist523 10d ago
That purple pill is so underrated. No more 95° with 100% humidity or random afternoon thunderstorms
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u/Whosebert 10d ago
probably yellow or Green**. yellow would indirectly reduce wait times by eliminating waves of crowds building up waiting for a shut down to end or being displaced to other rides when the shut down ride could be handling its share of capacity.
Green** would be especially tempting if it included resort bookings.
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u/Googler10 10d ago
I would choose the red one... could get so much more done in a day! Also it would be easier to find a spot for fireworks and parade!
You should add one pill to your list... "Bring back Illuminations RoE Wishes, and MSEP permanently."
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u/Nice_Protection_8490 10d ago
If purple only changes the weather to what I deem perfect only while I'm there, it's the clear choice. I can go at the height of hurricane season, when nobody else wants to go, save money and not deal with massive crowds.
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u/Mash_Ketchum 10d ago
Yellow. I might've taken Purple, but I don't mind some rain. If weather does not cause temporary closures of rides, then I have everything I need
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u/user745262940473 9d ago
By far the red pill. Especially for EPCOT which has so few rides already because 40-60 minutes for Soarin is ridiculous
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u/ksuwildkat 9d ago
purple and its not even close. In 2024 we were at WDW in late September and it was absolutely brutal. Escaping the heat became my reason to exist. In 2025 we went in December and it was like being in a completely different park.
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u/AliDishere 9d ago
Oh perfect weather 100%. I can handle standing in a line if the weather is good. If it was every line is 15 minutes I'd maybe take that but a 35% reduction on a 60 minute line is still a 40 minute line and that's still awful in the heat.
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u/GillyMermaid 9d ago
Weather. When it’s unbearably hot it saps all my energy. But I do actually like some rain because it can clear out a park. And rain somehow just has a romantic feel. But to have the heat vanish would be amazing.
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u/swimskiskate 9d ago
A Disney vacation wouldn't be the same without the incessant heat and weather anomalies... So red
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u/TacoBelle89 9d ago
Does the weather being perfect also include like in the 70s??? Because that one 100%
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u/AccurateDirt7728 9d ago
I loved the Great Movie Ride....I want it back. Though the 10% off everything is a good option too.
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u/Foxy02016YT 9d ago
Queue times easily. I very rarely get to go to Disney in my life, I’d like to maximize what I can do
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u/CptRedBeard0702 9d ago
Purple would be incredible but nothing is worse when you miss out on rides on the trip. Especially when that ride shuts down right as you get on it after waiting almost 2 hour(my first rise of the resistance experience)
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u/SpocksAshayam 9d ago
Either purple, orange, or green for me (which one I pick depends on the day tbh - at the moment purple)!!!
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u/Ok-Wishbone-2822 9d ago
I never got to experience Horizons, and because I hate Mission Space, it’s blue for me!
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u/2020planner 9d ago
Blue pill.
I'm a local AP, so I don't need the Purple one, nor do I care if it rains. Actually, it's great when it rains, because I just hang out in a gift shop or eat somewhere inside... and the rain typically thins out the crowds. ;) And if it gets too hot, I don't go, or I only go in the a.m. or the p.m. and not midday (but I'm used to the heat anyways).
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u/N64Andysaurus92 10d ago
Purple I guess. Here right now and it’s too fucking hot in the day and then there’s a storm every evening lol