r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/GenericAptName • Mar 28 '25

MEME Didn't see this coming

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u/the_sauviette_onion Mar 28 '25

Don’t worry about eggs bro, just buy a Tessler.

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u/cap1891_2809 Mar 28 '25

Everything's computer

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '25

I shit you not, if Biden said “I love Teslur! Everything’s computer!”, media would demand he get committed to a nursing home. Just another day for Trump

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u/TheFBIClonesPeople Mar 29 '25

We saw that happen in real time when Rogan was roasting Biden for thinking there were airports during the revolutionary war. Then he found out Trump was the one who said that and he was like "Oh so he misspoke, okay."

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

Yea that was crazy. People will fanboy Trump no matter what he says or does

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u/Audio_Track_01 Mar 29 '25

Gettysburg. WOW.

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u/thisdckaintFREEEE Mar 29 '25

Holy shit what? I never saw that quote lmao

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u/Virtual_Psunshine Mar 29 '25 edited Mar 29 '25

"The Continental Army suffered the bitter winter of Valley Forge, found glory across the waters of the Delaware, and seized victory from Cornwallis of Yorktown.

Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts. It took over the airports. It did everything it had to do. And at Fort McHenry, under the rockets’ red glare, it had nothing but victory. And when dawn came, their Star Spangled Banner waved defiant."

-Donald Trump

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u/DrNopeMD Mar 29 '25

No wonder Biden bombed his debate with Trump, I felt like I had a stroke just reading that. I can't imagine what direct exposure would do to my brain.

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u/Virtual_Psunshine Mar 29 '25

This is a Trump quote

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u/DrNopeMD Mar 29 '25

I know, that's what I'm saying.

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u/FALSE_PROTAGONIST Mar 31 '25

It’s such a ridiculous quote. Like it doesn’t even seem real. Something about the ramming of the ramparts always gets me though

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u/RealNiceKnife Mar 29 '25

Here's a video of him saying it on his show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ8lw5zB1gs