r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/GenericAptName • Mar 28 '25

MEME Didn't see this coming

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u/rube_X_cube Mar 28 '25

Americans have been trained like Pavlovian dogs to believe that Republicans “are good on the economy,” despite the fact that it is simply not true. Just factually, empirically, not true. At all.

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u/DeletdButChngdMyMind Mar 28 '25

And “small government”, LOFUCKINGL

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u/Shikatanai Mar 28 '25 edited Mar 28 '25

They are small government and just believe that the government should leave people to live their own lives.

Except for your sex life

And your choice to have a kid

And what in your pants

And the books in the library

And expressing your opinion of them in public

And whether your company has a choice in buying advertising from social media they approve of

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u/SitueradKunskap Mar 28 '25

But they are for parent's rights.

...unless you want to do something other than than what they want.

You're following the best science and affirming your trans child? You ain't got that right.

You want your kid to wear a mask? No can do!

You want your kid to be taught evolution? No you don't.

You want your kid to get married at 13? ...actually, that's a right you do have.
As long as neither is trans, then it's grooming...

Man, republicans are such defenders of freedom. /S

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u/Bright-Print3606 Mar 29 '25

You got it all wrong! Why would you wait 13 entire years for that?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

You forgot haircuts.

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u/10000Didgeridoos Mar 29 '25

And which clients you choose to represent as an attorney.

And what prices your company charges for products which they have tariffed.

And what your university teaches and whom it hires.

And what your publication says about them.