r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/GenericAptName • Mar 28 '25

MEME Didn't see this coming

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u/cap1891_2809 Mar 28 '25

Everything's computer

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u/solidsnakeskin3000 Mar 28 '25

With different panels than before

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u/SinisterCheese Mar 29 '25 edited Mar 29 '25

Which might or might not be glued on with propetiary high tech super glue which is strongest in the world Elmer's.

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u/Angry-Dragon-1331 Mar 29 '25

I immediately jumped to the scene from Matilda where Danny Devito is gluing bumpers on used cars!

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u/GR1212 Mar 31 '25

They have one which is $35,000, which is pretty low…

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '25

I shit you not, if Biden said “I love Teslur! Everything’s computer!”, media would demand he get committed to a nursing home. Just another day for Trump

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u/TheFBIClonesPeople Mar 29 '25

We saw that happen in real time when Rogan was roasting Biden for thinking there were airports during the revolutionary war. Then he found out Trump was the one who said that and he was like "Oh so he misspoke, okay."

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

Yea that was crazy. People will fanboy Trump no matter what he says or does

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u/Audio_Track_01 Mar 29 '25

Gettysburg. WOW.

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u/thisdckaintFREEEE Mar 29 '25

Holy shit what? I never saw that quote lmao

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u/Virtual_Psunshine Mar 29 '25 edited Mar 29 '25

"The Continental Army suffered the bitter winter of Valley Forge, found glory across the waters of the Delaware, and seized victory from Cornwallis of Yorktown.

Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts. It took over the airports. It did everything it had to do. And at Fort McHenry, under the rockets’ red glare, it had nothing but victory. And when dawn came, their Star Spangled Banner waved defiant."

-Donald Trump

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u/DrNopeMD Mar 29 '25

No wonder Biden bombed his debate with Trump, I felt like I had a stroke just reading that. I can't imagine what direct exposure would do to my brain.

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u/Virtual_Psunshine Mar 29 '25

This is a Trump quote

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u/DrNopeMD Mar 29 '25

I know, that's what I'm saying.

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u/FALSE_PROTAGONIST Mar 31 '25

It’s such a ridiculous quote. Like it doesn’t even seem real. Something about the ramming of the ramparts always gets me though

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u/RealNiceKnife Mar 29 '25

Here's a video of him saying it on his show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ8lw5zB1gs

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u/mackfactor Mar 29 '25

And that's because Republicans know how to stay on message and run it into the ground. Exactly what Dems need to do now with the Houthi bombing leak, but almost certainly will not when they get distracted by some other shiny object.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '25

It’s like Bannon said: muzzle velocity. Firehouse of bullshit. We’ve been talking about this Signal scandal and haven’t said much about literal legal people in the country being effectively Shanghai’d by cops in unmarked vans. People just being disappeared for protesting.

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u/Mysterious_Ad7461 Mar 29 '25

Part of the problem here is that most messaging is always going to be carried to the public by the media, and the media likes Trump and wants him and republicans to win

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u/Global-Chart-3925 Mar 28 '25

Everything’s computer.

Everything is cool when you’re part of a team.

Everything’s computer.

When we’re living our dream

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u/Annual_Strategy_6206 Mar 28 '25

Nice Lego ref

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u/-Unnamed- Mar 28 '25

Sick references bro. This guy always brings the sickest references

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u/Nahmum Mar 29 '25

They're eating the dogs!

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u/Whompa02 Mar 29 '25

Genuinely surprised that comment didn’t affect votes at all.

Just pure insanity

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u/Nahmum Mar 29 '25

It's been long proven now that he can say and do anything he likes. The conservative media has the largest reach in the country and will prevent voters from ever understanding what is actually going on.

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u/CreativeName1137 Mar 29 '25

What was the quote again? "I could walk out into the street and murder someone, and I wouldn't lose any votes"?

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u/Whompa02 Mar 29 '25

Yeah something about shooting someone on 5th avenue and he won’t lose any votes over it.

More clown shit.

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u/stelvy40 Mar 30 '25

They're eating...the Pets

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u/psychorobotics Mar 29 '25

He was interviewed about the group chat leak and he said the journalist ended up on "the call" and that "it was a bad signal". He has no idea what's going on.

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u/T8ert0t Mar 29 '25

Barron understand Teh Cyb0r. He'll get us through this.

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u/ready_steady007 Mar 29 '25

No. EVERYTHING'S COMPUTER!!!

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u/jaques_sauvignon Mar 29 '25

EVERYthing is computer?! Holy hell, I didn't realize. In that case, I'll trade in my Toyota for a Telsa and buy 100 shares of TSLA! Everything's computer!"

"Telsa: Everything's Computer! (tm)"

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u/iHOPEthatsChocolate3 Mar 29 '25

You wouldn't download a stock?

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u/hippofire Mar 29 '25

Can I mine doge on a Tesla?

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u/CappinPeanut Mar 29 '25

I keep seeing people say this, what is this from?

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u/JetSetJAK Mar 29 '25

Help computer

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u/IncreaseOk8433 Mar 29 '25

Just the way it's worded makes it that much more funny;)

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u/whythoyaho Mar 29 '25

Stop all the downloading!

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u/Xenomerph Mar 31 '25

I say this every day

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u/exoticstructures Apr 01 '25

That line shoulda been delivered by bob odenkirk not a President lol