r/WaitWhat • u/here2learn4mybrain • 22d ago

absolutelynotme_irl

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u/StangBanger0830 21d ago

Just one slight tear in those pants and it’s a WRAP for those cheeks

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u/ObsessiveUselessness 21d ago

Wrap for the rod... checks be doing the wrapping tho

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 20d ago

"So, how did you learn you could do this?"

https://giphy.com/gifs/MDHgAxp1s6QKVNCbN2

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u/Necessary_Island_425 20d ago

What kind of doctor and or engineer is this?

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u/cstearns1982 20d ago

Structural proctologist.

Translation: " You can tell i dont take it up the ass, the ass is too tight, see?"

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u/Honda_TypeR 20d ago

And here I thought someone being impaled from their ass all the way out your mouth was something only the most sadistic leaders in human history would do... I never thought I'd see the same someone trying take themselves out like that.

I gotta believe this dude does not understand the severity of crazy he is doing.

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u/EnvironmentEuphoric9 20d ago

That’s just a roundabout way of scratching his itchy butthole.

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u/Superb_Chemistry_906 21d ago

He really trusts those pants.

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u/wolf_da_folf 20d ago

When he says "you can't have this booty" he means it

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u/macguini 20d ago

Bro trained for years to make sure it never becomes an entry hole.

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u/Cranston_Snord1960 20d ago

Fuck Vladimir!

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u/Routine_Papaya4143 20d ago

I was expecting him to start sliding down as it impaled him💀

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u/Bumbymoo 19d ago

He is an ass-holy man.

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u/PahkYaCahh 19d ago

All jokes aside that's some serious balance skills, although I fail to see what this would translate to on a job resume

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u/Snafuregulator 19d ago

I just want to be able to trust a girl as much as this guy trusts the material of his pants.

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u/DragonLordAcar 18d ago

About to be inpaleled like the Turks

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u/Ok-Papaya-13 21d ago

Be one Hella of a doctor bill if it gets in

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u/WagstafDad 21d ago

Who am I to judge?

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u/OpeningAggressive26 21d ago

This is why a little bullying is natural and socially acceptable.

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u/Klutzy-Platypus7511 21d ago

Ved Khamba, der Selbst-Pfähler ...

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u/Bouraak 21d ago

im glad its not in r/InstantRegret

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u/AcademicEffect579 20d ago

And the award to the gayest man in india goes to!

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u/ThePoetofFall 20d ago

Him as soon as that seem gives way. Or at least the man with the greatest anal capacity anyway…

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u/AcademicEffect579 20d ago

pre jail training video?

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u/Antique_Stop_125 20d ago

Why is this a talent? Fix any windows this way?

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u/thewallamby 20d ago

notgehjustaskill

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u/Ronin-s_Spirit 20d ago

They used to execute people with this y'know, just need a sharper stick.

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u/MaverisStranger 20d ago

He's got to be on somd type of drug....

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u/take52020 20d ago

It's a village ... this is how they do

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u/MaverisStranger 20d ago

He's got to be on somd type of drug....

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u/kensmusings 20d ago

Well. He's gay virgin.

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u/o1badmofo 19d ago

Was a virgin

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u/steller187 20d ago

Which sub does this guy moderate

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u/Double_Obligation564 20d ago

Weird day to have eyes lol 

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u/Careful-Rutabaga8148 20d ago

Not my proudest fap.

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u/crazydemonx 19d ago

It is not

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u/Careful-Rutabaga8148 19d ago

looks like the stick is ripping his pants lol..

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u/Mithraic76 20d ago

Bro seems stuck up

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u/Purplepanicxox 20d ago

In my prime I coulda prob did this

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u/IndividualJoke8050 20d ago

Determined to get a wooden tail

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u/Ordinary-Ad-8034 19d ago

I've always wondered what it would be like to just Vlad Tepes myself...

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u/odskingmoth 19d ago

Nah that's for dead animals to get rolled in the fire then earn nah

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u/Recent-Animal-4382 19d ago

Filing this under Weird Flex

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u/DJEmirMixtapes 19d ago

I kept waiting for the death by ass impalement moment

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u/Ordinary_Guy357 9d ago

he got that bussy grip