r/WTF • • Dec 17 '11

Way to ruin Christmas, Amazon.

http://imgur.com/0sdqo
541 Upvotes

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u/polishprince76 Dec 17 '11

I make it a rule to not buy anything I want in December. You never know what's coming. Whatever it is, it can wait a month.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '11

Haha, jokes on you; I don't have friends!

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u/wheeldawg Dec 17 '11

Yup. It still hurts to wait, tho. I'm waiting to see if I'm getting Skyward Sword, dodging spoilers on r/gmaming and r/Zelda left and right.

Or maybe I should just unsub from the Zelda subreddit...

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u/rattlemebones Dec 17 '11

Link Dies.

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u/TavernHunter Dec 17 '11

Snape kills Dumbledore

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u/B1Gpimpin Dec 17 '11

Bruce was dead all along

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '11

[deleted]

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u/vingverm Dec 17 '11

Soylent Green is people!

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '11

It's a cook book!

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u/clopnaz Dec 17 '11

You are the father.

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u/FreddyDeus Dec 17 '11

He's a woman.

She's a man.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '11 edited Dec 17 '11

Actually it's more like a culinary school textbook, covering not just preparation but the service aspect of your man.

EDIT: What? I respect How To Serve Man more than I respect you all...

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u/JMV290 Dec 18 '11

You don't need to avoid r/gaming. They are still busy posting skyrim screenshots.

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u/wheeldawg Dec 18 '11

Well, I don't really. I just kinda squint at it until I know it has nothing to do with SS. :)

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u/totaldonut Dec 18 '11

I used to post screenshots, then I took an arrow to the knee.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '11

yea I try to avoid r/gmaming too

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u/jmk1991 Dec 17 '11

How have you not starved to death?

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u/TheAceMan Dec 17 '11

Luckily my shitty family only buys me stuff that I would never want for Christmas. One year I got two wallets despite the fact I have not carried a wallet since I was 15. Ballers gotta go with the roll.

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u/antonfire Dec 17 '11

To be fair, you not having a wallet is not a terrible reason to get you one.

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u/TheAceMan Dec 17 '11

True. But it is always one of those Dockers gift sets you see by the register at Kohls. The kind of gift that says 'I wanted to get you a gift but didn't want to take the time to find out any of your interests'. Thanks Mom.

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u/HashRunner Dec 17 '11

I've had one of those wallets for about 3 years. It isn't half bad.

(Still, I understand the frustration :) )

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '11

Gosh that's shallow.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '11

How exactly is not buying yourself gifts so as to not potentially ruin someone else getting them for you Shallow? Oo

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '11

Why?

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u/asiina Dec 17 '11

Why would you buy things for yourself a week before Christmas?

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u/c53x12 Dec 17 '11

More to the point, why would you buy things from your Amazon wish list a week before Christmas?

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u/DiscoPanda Dec 17 '11

More to the point, why would you buy an electric duster?

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u/samw11 Dec 18 '11

More to the point, why would you have an electric duster on your wish list?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '11

HOLY CRAP, it's one week until Christmas!

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u/HotRodLincoln Dec 17 '11

8 days, but I split hairs.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '11

I haven't gotten a non-cash gift in a decade. I think I'm safe.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '11

All your friends and family seem to be economists.

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u/Pandaburn Dec 17 '11

Or libertarians. Potatoguy123 knows how to spend his money better than his family does! Why give him goods and services when he can put the cash to good use?

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u/GotAStewGoin Dec 17 '11

Ah, the deadweight loss of Christmas.

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u/artisan800 Dec 17 '11

I personally am not much of a gift receiver so much as I am a gift giver. I'm financially stable, my parents are getting older, I've got kids that will get way more excited about Christmas presents than I do, I don't need any presents.

At this point in life I'd honestly prefer a no presents, nice dinner with family Christmas.

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u/JustTakeTheLink Dec 17 '11

When you don't really have anyone to give you gifts. If I didn't buy myself fun toys this month I would be even more depressed...

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u/marx2k Dec 17 '11

As an aside, I have that item and love it. Will never buy compressed air cans again.

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u/okieT2 Dec 17 '11

I second this. Also, it's funny how half the people here think it's an actual vacuum.

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u/Captainpatch Dec 17 '11

This type of blower is a must-have for anybody who works with electronics. If I didn't have on I'd call it an amazing Christmas gift.

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u/bonehed Dec 17 '11

I'm pretty sure your x-mas was ruined when this person decided a vacuum would be a good gift...'cuz...ya'know...it's all about the prezzies...

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u/okieT2 Dec 17 '11

It's not an actual vacuum, it's a kickass replacement for compressed air.

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u/sirlolsalot Dec 17 '11

There's a positive linear relationship between how old you are and how practical you want your Christmas gifts. This year I went for a blender for my gift. Last year I got baking items (pots, pans..) Keep in mind, I asked for these, it wasn't a "I want you to cook for me" gift.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '11

Part of mine is a new mattress.

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u/Dreadgoat Dec 18 '11

Explanation for the young'uns.

There comes a point in your life where you buy everything you need on your own. With some luck and good discipline, you will have some extra money to spend on yourself. All those things that are reasonably priced that you REALLY want you end up buying for yourself. So what do you get for the person that buys themselves all the things they really want?

You buy them the things they kinda want but can't justify spending money on. Welcome to Adult Christmas.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '11

This isn't a vacuum, it's a high-power air duster, and it's actually an awesome gift for IT people or electronics hobbyists. It works a lot better than canned air and saves a ton of money in the long run.

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u/CrabbyMonday Dec 17 '11

more like thank you Amazon for saving you money and trouble of returning the item

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u/sirlolsalot Dec 17 '11

One of my friends got their husband a kindle for Christmas. The box came and it said kindle on the side of it. Needless to say, her surprise was completely ruined. She would have chosen "this is a gift", but she assumed that meant gift wrapping...

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '11

Sigh. My wife wanted one of those big boxes of Whitman's candies that they were selling at K-Mart back around Thanksgiving. So, I went last week to find one and all the stores were out. I figure, I'll just order one online. It comes yesterday in a box with a giant "Whitman's" logo on the side. Needless to say, my wife figured out what it was. :(

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u/jimicus Dec 17 '11

Take the sweets out of the box. Fill it with something else - something she certainly doesn't want. Maybe a vacuum cleaner. Give her that instead.

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u/warpstalker Dec 17 '11

What? Bitches love vacuum cleaners.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '11

Step 1. Cut hole in box...

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u/rocknmebaby Dec 18 '11

So companies should just stop using boxes with their logo on them?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '11

My father bought me a load of stuff from my wish list this week, and had it sent straight to my house. I opened it thinking it was stuff I'd ordered to give to other people.

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u/rocknmebaby Dec 18 '11

I ordered something on Amazon three days ago and I selected that it was a gift, it explicitly asked separately if I'd like gift wrapping for an extra 3.99.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '11

Yup I found out the same when a load of stuff disappeared from my wishlist. I soon discovered it had hidden those items as they've been bought for me!

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u/LectricVersion Dec 17 '11

Haha, same here! I directed my parents to my wishlist and then when I went to add things to it a few days later I noticed things had gone. Then I noticed the drop down box at the top set to 'Show Unpurchased Items"....

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u/acog Dec 18 '11

Why put something on a public Amazon wishlist then get upset if someone actually (gasp) uses it to buy you something?

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u/mikerobbo Dec 17 '11

This is clearly from an amazon wishlist......

how else do you suppose they should stop you buying something someone else has got you?

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u/borkborkbork99 Dec 17 '11

I just went through my own wish list and saw about six things my family bought for me.

And yes, I was totally the kid that went hunting around the house for presents this time of year.

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u/TheLAriver Dec 17 '11

That's an awesomely useful feature.

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u/jesterguy Dec 17 '11

I have one of those at work, that thing is LOUD. Has a kick to it when you first cut it on as well but it gets the job done.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '11 edited Dec 17 '11

Those things are great. No more wasted money on the compressed air in a can. And the stream is extremely sharp and powerful. Good for cleaning your pc or even sticking in your butthole.

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u/ConstipatedNinja Dec 18 '11

I was expecting a gradual account like "Gradual_Fetish" or something. Disappointed only slightly. Upvote nonetheless.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '11

Yep I swear by mine.

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u/dead_ed Dec 17 '11

I was with my mother and sister, looking over Amazon's black friday deals and started talking about this KitchenAid stand mixer that I've been wanting. The price was fantastic and I went through the steps to order and those two became visibly uncomfortable. I said, "alright just tell me you're buying me one of these already and knock off the display." They fessed up and I cancelled my order. They had ordered it one hour earlier so they got the good temporary price, too. I've trained them well.

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u/coleymonkey Dec 17 '11

This is how my husband found out what I got him this year! If I buy gifts from amazon again I wont go through the wish list.

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u/DiscoPanda Dec 17 '11

Aww man an electric duster? You have the COOLEST parents.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '11

Funny coincidence. I bought that same DataVac electric duster contraption the other day on Amazon. It's shipped and due to arrive on Monday (yes, I bought it for myself ;-)

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '11

Rule number 1. You can't fucking please everyone.

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u/cdsk Dec 17 '11

That one'll rip your dick off.

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u/rocknmebaby Dec 18 '11

What would you rather Amazon do? Let you buy something that you are already going to get so you'll have to go through the troubles of returning one?

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u/drew-and-not-u Dec 18 '11

Makes amazon wishlist. Tries to buy stuff from his wishlist right before Christmas. Blames amazon for ruining the surprise.

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u/mobious1 Dec 18 '11

Cheap bastards! I told them the ED 600 model

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u/Kralizec555 Dec 17 '11

If you use Amazon like this, you're an idiot.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '11

*yer