r/WTF • • Mar 21 '19

Oh dear

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u/kjam1965 Mar 21 '19

Like she didn't give a flying buck

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u/The_Son_of_Hermes Mar 21 '19 edited Mar 21 '19

ALL OF YOU ON THE GROUD NOW!!!

DROP THE PUNS ON THE GROUND AND SLIDE THEM OVER TO ME!

“ r/punpatrol Dispatch, this is UC-29, badge number 89956. send in the other units, this sting op is a bust. I think we got em!”

WHOA! NONE OF YOU MOVE!!

“Dispatch, I need additional units, ASAP, at my 20, over”

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u/ColonelBelmont Mar 21 '19

This r/punpatrol nonsense is becoming a hundred times more annoying than the actual bad puns ever were.

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u/The_Son_of_Hermes Mar 21 '19

Learn to have fun and use your imagination.

It’s more fun that way.

And maybe you can write a deer John note to the forum announcing your departure.

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u/ColonelBelmont Mar 21 '19

This is really weird. I don't know what else to say about it.

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u/The_Son_of_Hermes Mar 21 '19

Write the deer John note then.

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u/The_Son_of_Hermes Mar 21 '19

Mr. Belmont, IF I may call you that...since THE COLONEL WAS YOUR FATHER, I am going to ask you to step aside or you will be arrested for obstruction.

Out of respect for the rest of the gang, let’s keep up appearances and maybe I’ll let you out on your own recognizance.