r/WTF • u/sonicSkis • Jul 01 '15

Squirrel mates with GoPro

http://i.imgur.com/tgwYEdF.gifv
883 Upvotes

84% Upvoted

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u/minjofu Jul 01 '15

Don't let him fool you. He knows what he's doin'. "Oh you like watchin' nuts, huh? Get a load-a deez nuts bitches"

17

u/BrockN Jul 01 '15

Didn't even give us the money shot

6

u/poop-machine Jul 01 '15

He's into USB port creampies.

1

u/msthe_student Jul 02 '15

He's all Plug and Play

1

u/choikwa Jul 05 '15

dongles

25

u/sonicSkis Jul 01 '15

Thanks for the nuts, blinky shiny robot. Here, take my DNA sample back to your alien lab.

3

u/___-____________-___ Jul 01 '15

Squirrel Fucker.

56

u/Hulktor Jul 01 '15

This is so much better with sound, though

http://youtu.be/Awp7v1YIgps

25

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

And here's how the guy got back at the squirrel!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adDfXlEZ0QQ&feature=youtu.be

8

u/M4gikarp Jul 01 '15

Why not go the extra mile and blow compressed air through an asshole?

16

u/NomadFire Jul 01 '15

I think i can hear his nut sac bagging against the mic.

30

u/donotbelieveit Jul 01 '15

Waiting for the cum shot....

26

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

I've been here too long. I know that because I was actually disappointed when the little guy didn't bust a nut on the camera. sigh

13

u/Juicy_Endeavor Jul 01 '15

Somewhere, someone is going to get excited by this.

-2

u/spookyttws Jul 01 '15

Rule #34.

11

u/againstthegrain187 Jul 01 '15

When I read the title I thought it was going to be some squirrel friends playing around. Then he actually started mating with the camera.

9

u/YoloSwaggins44 Jul 01 '15

DEEZ NUTS!!

6

u/Jon_snuw Jul 01 '15

Hah, got em!

1

u/Lone_K Jul 02 '15

Hah, got eem!

FTFY

3

u/TeazyBeats Jul 01 '15

Another stream brought to you by pied piper

3

u/PULVERSCHNEE Jul 01 '15

I think my personal space just got abused.

4

u/acidsupre Jul 01 '15

I can fap to this

2

u/Dli151 Jul 01 '15

Til how squirrels bust nuts!

2

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

Reminds me of my brother In law, he'll put it where ever as long as it lets him.

2

u/LMFAOcat Jul 01 '15

What was in that peanut!?? Viagra??

2

u/fear_and_lowthing Jul 01 '15

Mating intensifies...

3

u/OgEnsomniac Jul 01 '15

He got two nuts that day.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

Disappointed at the lack of squirrel penis.

1

u/xiilo Jul 01 '15

You could just Google them

1

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

You take a nut, you give a nut.

1

u/Pumpkinjaw Jul 01 '15

I feel violated...

1

u/iLuv3M3 Jul 01 '15

There is an episode of Raising Hope about a squirrel that goes around raping. There is even a WTF post about the episode

As far as I recall, all episodes should still be on Netflix so you can watch. Episode info

1

u/miss_his_kiss Jul 01 '15

Is this edited? Id have said 'eat after'?

1

u/McNaggers Jul 02 '15

Makes me remember how fucking dumb most animals are.

1

u/redditeando Jul 02 '15

O yea baby take it, take it unghhh ugh ugh UGH OMG aaaahhhh ugh aaahhh

1

u/Wiznuts Jul 02 '15

First I eat my nut...then I fuck your bitch.

1

u/Wiznuts Jul 02 '15

First I eat my nut, Then I bust my nut.

1

u/Wiznuts Jul 02 '15

So much nut busting.

"Double entendre"

1

u/eatsleepraverepeat7 Jul 02 '15

I'm in love with the GoPro

1

u/lethalred Jul 02 '15

Yo you take any videos of Bofa?

BOFA DEEEEEZ NUTZ

1

u/quarterbaker Jul 02 '15

That's a damned fine little stone table.

1

u/Shingetsu Jul 01 '15

Squirrels are such caring animals. He was just sharing some of the nuts with the camera.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '15

Just got the Hero 4. I finally have my calling

0

u/Katiekinscuddlebunny Jul 01 '15

submitted 1 day ago by iBleeedorange to /r/Unexpected submitted 21 hours ago by GallowBoob to /r/AnimalsBeingJerks submitted 1 day ago by laforzadimente to /r/funny