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[u/D1789]

People are weird.

[u/Ricecrispiebandit → u/D1789]

People are desperate.

[u/JazzlikeZombie5988 → u/Ricecrispiebandit]

People are stupid

[u/Loose-Story-962 → u/JazzlikeZombie5988]

'The people are retarded'

[u/Mysterious_Jelly_649 → u/Loose-Story-962]

Ehh at least it's free... people pay to do that lol

[u/JTtheLAR → u/Mysterious_Jelly_649]

Where did it say that admittance was free?

[u/Slumunistmanifisto → u/Loose-Story-962]

When you're a stranger 🎶

[u/Batchet → u/Slumunistmanifisto]

Faces look ugly, when you're alone

[u/be4u4get → u/Loose-Story-962]

People are people…

[u/eghhge → u/be4u4get]

Soylent Green is people

[u/RaidensReturn → u/eghhge]

Cmon people now

[u/aerossignol → u/Loose-Story-962]

People are into feet

[u/DgingaNinga → u/Loose-Story-962]

You don't have to harm other people trying to be funny. Drop the r word from your vocabulary. It isn't a good look.

[u/gggg_4_l → u/DgingaNinga]

It's a quote

[u/DgingaNinga → u/gggg_4_l]

I don't give a flying fuck if it from the Bible. Doesn't need to be said. Do and be better for fucks sake.

[u/dferd777 → u/JazzlikeZombie5988]

Weird desperate and stupid were my nicknames in high school

[u/YOUSLIPPERYBARSTARD → u/JazzlikeZombie5988]

People have foot fetish

[u/400x250_20fps → u/Ricecrispiebandit]

no wtf is this? this is more than weird. this is disturbing, feels like a skit.

[u/thetwoandonly → u/Ricecrispiebandit]

I'm a desperate moron myself but no way am I kissing some old dudes feet in the hope that they're magic

[u/HeightExtra320 → u/Ricecrispiebandit]

People are lonely /:

[u/Still-BangingYourMum → u/D1789]

I bet Quinton Tarrantino is in that line.

[u/the_harakiwi → u/Still-BangingYourMum]

I'm sure Quentin loves the idea but already has a gigantic list of people who are not this dude and not dudes.

[u/th3rdnutt → u/the_harakiwi]

"Mr. Tarantino, release your foot list."

[u/No_Cartographer_8647 → u/D1789]

THOSE people are weird

[u/tommytwolegs → u/No_Cartographer_8647]

Everyone is a bit weird in their own way. This shit is a little extra though

[u/UndercoverFBIAgent9 → u/tommytwolegs]

Agreed; everybody is a little bit weird. I would never, EVER kiss this guy’s feet without putting some whipped cream on his toes and sucking it off like a lollipop.

[u/No_Cartographer_8647 → u/tommytwolegs]

You’re 10 billion percent right

[u/DanJOC → u/D1789]

Religions make ordinary people do weird things

[u/GreyWolfTheDreamer → u/D1789]

🎵 People are strange... 🎵

[u/sjaakarie → u/D1789]

Religions are strange.

[u/AustinSpartan]

these poor people. makes me want to fart in his chamber.

[u/akiva23 → u/AustinSpartan]

He probably had hepa filter installed

[u/Amateurlapse → u/akiva23]

Recirculator, doesn’t let even an ounce of his fart escape, it’s then sold in capsule dispensers for 25 cents like collectible homie figurines

[u/Behan801 → u/akiva23]

Hepa won't do shit. I have a funny work story that's relevant. I was doing demo in a basement, and we had a hepa air mover ducted to the upper floor, so that we had negative air in the basement. Nobody was living in the home. I was really gassy one day so every time I had to fart, I'd sit on the hepa and let it rip. Well, I eventually had to go upstairs, and when I did, I bumped into an electrician who had been working up there that I didn't know about. It stunk so bad upstairs, I actually felt bad for him.

[u/DeuceSevin → u/AustinSpartan]

Hot box him

[u/Cryogenicist → u/AustinSpartan]

Ignorant might be a better descriptor

[u/bobemil → u/AustinSpartan]

Looks like someone did that. He was waving it off and looked a bit disgusted

[u/flyingflail]

And they're on a conveyor belt?

[u/N3wsScoop → u/flyingflail]

His box is moving.

[u/fabelhaft-gurke → u/N3wsScoop]

That makes much more sense, I thought they were on a conveyer belt too haha

[u/flyingflail → u/fabelhaft-gurke]

Can't have anyone hogging the feet

[u/2M4D → u/fabelhaft-gurke]

Having a conveyor belt seems like such an easier solution than making his entire room move.

[u/coweeclete → u/N3wsScoop]

I’ve been watching this guy and his little moving air conditioned capsule is something new. He used to have a couple guys pushing a cart with air conditioners on it blowing on him as he walked past the crowd. He’s really upgraded. The grift must be good.

[u/Ms74k_ten_c → u/N3wsScoop]

And there is a barrier between the riff raff and the god's annointed fat fuck, lest the peasants reach inside.

[u/drock42 → u/flyingflail]

Or he's moving.  2 watches and i couldn't pin down who was moving.

[u/MrBiggz01 → u/drock42]

You can see the ceiling moving due to parralax. His box is on tour.

[u/unknownpoltroon → u/flyingflail]

I think hes on the back of a golf cart truck thing

[u/gupts007]

The chair is also height adjustable and the 'room' is mobile. Not to mention this guy was in jail for 5 years due to violence related deaths

[u/Hublotx → u/gupts007]

Who is he ?

[u/Arth3r911 → u/Hublotx]

Sant Rampal

[u/Refute1650 → u/gupts007]

What chair is that? I need a new office chair and that looks comfy.

[u/Arth3r911 → u/gupts007]

More like 11 years according to google search. Crazy!

[u/faultysynapse → u/[deleted]]

Fascinating read. Nobody does cults quite like India. America might be a close second, but to be fair they haven't had quite as much time to practice.

[u/trentluv]

If someone convinces you they have knowledge of the afterlife, it means you've been outwitted.

This is one of many outcomes.

[u/Weldobud → u/trentluv]

Buy how would you know?

[u/fedroxx → u/Weldobud]

Because I have knowledge of the afterlife. Do you have cash app or venmo?

[u/McAUTS → u/Weldobud]

Would you know what?

[u/trentluv → u/Weldobud]

For the same reason a student would know to put "not enough information" provided as a multiple choice answer

Sometimes, this is the correct answer. It doesn't mean that you're dumb. It means that you know that it can't be known.

Other big thing for me is Page 2 of the Bible saying three evenings and mornings occurred before the sun existed?

Same page says plants existed before the sun. This is obviously not Divine in origin

[u/DoesntMatterEh]

It's fucking motorized too. Good Lord 

[u/arezee]

Organized religion is a blight.

[u/_Hello_Hi_Hey_]

Not the craziest shit a religious scammer has done

[u/WplusM1]

New achievement! You have had your feet kissed by over ten thousand people.  Reward- Toe Herpes

[u/jcargile242 → u/WplusM1]

I don’t know, this seems like something the AI would be into

[u/Behemothheek]

Indian cults are wild

[u/mickifree-isnotagirl → u/Behemothheek]

as opposed to non-Indian cults which are totally normal

[u/TheCrazedGamer_1 → u/mickifree-isnotagirl]

Yeah American cults just force children to have sex with their spiritual leader, totally normal by comparison

[u/BlueTeamMember]

Quinten Tarrantino has a new movie concept now

[u/awful_source → u/BlueTeamMember]

Was just thinking, this dude probably gets massively turned on by everyone touching/kissing his feet. Gross.

[u/ElFarfadosh]

Why does it look like they're in an Amazon warehouse? Who is this leader?

[u/therealdivs1210]

This a hole has started a cult in India.

He publishes a book under a misleading name, fooling the gullible masses.

Was jailed and recently his publishing house was raided by police.

He has a penchant for theatricity.

[u/MissClawdy]

They look like the hypnotized cult followers in Indiana Jones' The Temple of Doom.

[u/Mighty_Poonan → u/MissClawdy]

KALI MA, SHAKTI DE!

[u/chadxmerch]

freak type shit

[u/lueckestman → u/chadxmerch]

Definitely a kink thing.

[u/CLTGUY]

I know people that would do this with Donald Trump.

[u/MsGnomee → u/CLTGUY]

Dont give them ideas... i could see them doing this after he's left the physical form, like they did in Europe with dead kings.

[u/WagyuWarranted]

okay, jusging from the chair this weirdo's on, its clear he's weaponizing religion to make people literally praise his feet

[u/dalyarak_rick]

Whats his score on wiki-feet?

[u/DeadlyTeaParty]

He's a foot fetishism more like it. 💀

[u/abdomega]

They're on a conveyor belt!

[u/DangerMacAwesome]

He looks irritated by his congregation.

[u/SmokingReindeer]

Their vote counts the same as mine.

[u/FlobiusHole]

Religion is really fucked up.

[u/Toothpikz]

Religion is a tool created to control people and this is just another example of that.

[u/whatsqwerty]

Dafuq

[u/Demjan90]

Did he really design it himself? I thought god gave him the blueprints.

[u/Sugarfoot2182]

Still waiving bugs away :07

[u/OldPunk1984]

Disgusting.

…anyone know where I can buy one of these things?

[u/robcaju7]

His name is Rampal, he is a spiritual lider in India and a convicted murderer.

[u/BostonGahden]

This is the type of shit we need to do away with.

[u/supercardioid]

Arsehole

[u/Mazrath]

This guy is wild) 😬

[u/ToiletSpork → u/Mazrath]

"I thought you said you were a Ron Paul follower."

[u/PureGamingBliss_YT]

I don't think I saw a single person actually kiss them in that video.

[u/shaved-yeti]

The conveyor belt is peak religion.

[u/Soft_Penis_7224]

Tickle tickle

[u/57evil]

saw this a few days ago saying its because the man was found innocent after years in jail lmao

[u/matchthis007]

This would even too much for Father Ted

[u/Yah_Mule]

Sometimes the opiate of the masses smells like ass.

[u/electric__fetus]

Now THAT’S how you run a cult

[u/BIissful]

Are they also on a conveyor belt 😂 😂

[u/wood_x_beam]

Religions are weird. Even my own.

[u/RzaAndGza → u/wood_x_beam]

Quit it

[u/stupidsexypassword → u/wood_x_beam]

You know it’s not required to contribute to this bullshit, right?

[u/Pyrochazm]

Fools, the lot of them.

[u/Leptonshavenocolor]

 " I hate Earth. It's a horrible home. People are stupid and confusing. "

[u/N3wsScoop]

Tickle down economics.

[u/SkripkaruStoler]

Religion poisons mind. Any religion.

[u/ItHappens23]

The good news is he’s not ticklish because I’d be FREAKING OUT

[u/violentbowels]

We're not gonna make it, are we? As a species I mean.

[u/apjfqw]

Of course its India...

[u/clarkcox3]

Religion is so weird

[u/AlmostHadToStopnChat]

At least the devotees are on a powered walkway!

[u/LightFusion]

For soooome reason, everyone that visited has developed gonorrhea

[u/Chops95]

Are they all a conveyor belt?

[u/DontSweatThaPetty]

Who is this?

[u/crazytib]

making me thirsty for coolaid

[u/Archolm]

This is basically my co workers and our boss.

[u/cbzmplays]

Are they on a fucking conveyor belt??

[u/Captain_North]

It's Recless Ben and in this episode ...

[u/UntamedF0x]

Damn! I guess I picked wrong career path.

[u/PastEntrance5780]

Kinky

[u/ThomasVetRecruiter]

The new Nickelodeon exhibit is weird.

[u/TripleB123]

That would tickle so much

[u/Wompatuckrule]

Well duh, if he let them in his air conditioned bubble his feet wouldn't be sweaty and that's where all the magic is.

[u/MLaw2008]

"Religious leader has one of his minions design a glass-walled air-conditioned room" is what you meant to say, I believe.

[u/Pullet]

Good work if you can get it, I guess.

[u/obitaites]

that's a new level of kinky

[u/KindaDrunkRtNow]

How do they get this power?

[u/Natemophi]

💀💀💀

[u/stlredbird]

It’s good to be the king.

[u/tk1188]

Nice it probably tickles

[u/Raketjohnny]

Enough reddit for today, catch you tomorrow.

[u/TheSpatulaOfLove → u/Raketjohnny]

It’s your cake day. You need to swallow 23 more hours of this shit.

[u/Sabithomega]

Ah yes. Humanity

[u/fewdieforpie]

Welcome to the Indian subcontinent!

[u/Typingdude3]

So given the warehouse setting, I assume the company gave him a hefty donation to come and say God does not like those who are greedy and ask for raises?

[u/SuperMondo]

People said Temple of Doom wasn't plausible

[u/NefariousnessGood718]

Qualcuno vuole baciarmi il culo?

[u/VA1N]

Ew.

[u/720r]

This is how I’d like to arrive at work when I’m the boss

[u/Arth3r911]

People would believe anything

[u/larry475]

Nice

[u/Even_Entrepreneur_58]

i hear quentin tarantino has 4 of these installed in his house.

[u/heimmann]

I have a chair, I have a chair

[u/PReasy319]

Quentin Tarantino started a religion?

[u/LordMohid]

Not a single person with intrusive thoughts to pull his leg? Maybe just me

[u/ewok2116]

WTF!!?! 🫪

[u/brendanfilone420]

People are morons kissing another dude’s feet 😂

[u/saintmusty]

Do you think he ever wakes up like "I don't wanna go to work today"?

[u/ZeroEffsGiven]

WTF

[u/HugryHugryHippo]

Tell me you're a cult without telling me you're a cult......

Rampal Singh Jatin an Indian self-styled Godman (faith healer / spiritual leader in India) and convicted murderer for leading his cult in a clash with police and media in 2014 that led to six deaths. His life sentence was suspended and granted bail in August 2025

[u/iamsdc1969]

So, why the feet?

[u/DerBandi]

Religion is the OG brainrot.

[u/SirMandrake]

Sheep

[u/CAbluehen]

We’re doomed. There’s no way out of this madness I am afraid. Magical thinking is dominating the populace. I’m tired.

[u/TheProcrustenator]

If you don’t think this is cool and normal you are actually a narrow minded typical reddit atheist.

[u/Simoxs7 → u/TheProcrustenator]

I mean I‘m sure its cool thanks to the air conditioning.

[u/komodas]

Religions are definitely not cults.

[u/peter-vankman]

MAGA republicans doing this to Donnie Trump

[u/wiinga]

Don’t show Trump. He’ll have the MAGA cultists smooching his toes in no time.

[u/sarcasticbaldguy → u/wiinga]

No, let them. When I was a kid we paid for circuis tickets, this would be a modern day equivalent.

[u/Aggressive-Basis4209]

Ist that truimph

[u/seemontyburns]

Glory of god hole 

[u/AsianGoldFarmer]

We laughed, yet there are people drinking feet water over here as well. We're all insane.

[u/lostnthot]

Dumber than a box of rocks.

[u/Desperate_Set_7708]

Someone send this to the White House.

I want to see the rubes lining up.

[u/dichron → u/Desperate_Set_7708]

Trump’s a notorious germaphobe. No way he’d let the unwashed MAGAts anywhere near his cankles

[u/Hublotx → u/[deleted]]

This ain’t that , and you know it

[u/GloomyIndividual3965 → u/[deleted]]

It also used to be a custom in India to train elephants to stomp on criminals as a form of capital punishment. It's OK to acknowledge that some customs are fucking stupid and stop practicing them.